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ninjarobot_22
07/06/20 5:08:39 AM
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https://people.com/parents/bernie-ecclestone-welcomes-son-ace-with-wife-fabiana-flosi/

Bernie Ecclestone just became a father again at the age of 89.
The former Formula 1 chief welcomed a son named Ace with his wife Fabiana Flosi, 44, on Wednesday, a spokesperson for Ecclestone confirmed to CNN.
The child is the first for the couple. Ecclestone is also dad to daughters Petra, 31, Tamara, 36, and Deborah, 65.
Flosi, a Brazilian marketing director, told Swiss newspaper Blick that the birth was "easy," saying that it "was over after 25 minutes," Hello! reported.


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pick4six
07/06/20 5:13:40 AM
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Damn so theoretically that baby could have siblings old enough to be their grand parents

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Master_Bass
07/06/20 7:16:17 AM
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That will suck for the kid. Your dad is too old to do a lot of activities with you and will die when you're a young adult at the latest.

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pinky0926
07/06/20 7:22:14 AM
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Master_Bass posted...
That will suck for the kid. Your dad is too old to do a lot of activities with you and will die when you're a young adult at the latest.

On the other hand, kid is being born into extreme wealth.

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richisdisturbed
07/06/20 7:37:53 AM
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Poor kid.

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cjs28
07/06/20 7:47:20 AM
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Also the mom is 44. That's a big risk for down syndrome >_>

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SwordMaster13X
07/06/20 7:48:49 AM
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The dad might not make it to the kids fifth birthday. <_<

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Verdekal
07/08/20 1:27:04 AM
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What a selfish jerk. Are kids born to a man that age prone to health problems?

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Blue_Inigo
07/08/20 1:30:19 AM
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She let this dusty skeleton bust a nut in her

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LordFarquad1312
07/08/20 1:31:55 AM
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Dad might not even live to the point the child gains sentience.

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FL81
07/08/20 2:04:13 AM
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Imagine having a half-sibling 65 years older than you

also both of them look great for their ages

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TrowaBarton7
07/08/20 2:07:01 AM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_fathers

The record is a 101 year old man.

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JuanCarlos1
07/09/20 9:30:27 PM
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Im just amazed you can get boners at that age.

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eston
07/09/20 9:33:09 PM
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pogo_rabid
07/09/20 9:33:38 PM
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JuanCarlos1 posted...
Im just amazed you can get boners at that age.
ain't no way he isn't stackin 200mg of viagra

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Lost_All_Senses
07/09/20 9:35:18 PM
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Is his kid Theo Vohn?

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pogo_rabid
07/09/20 9:38:49 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Is his kid Theo Vohn?
not enough cocaine

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Houston
07/09/20 9:40:58 PM
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Verdekal posted...
What a selfish jerk. Are kids born to a man that age prone to health problems?

I'm not sure. From what I understand, I think it matters most what age the woman is.

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hockeybub89
07/11/20 9:16:06 PM
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ninjarobot_22
07/13/20 12:07:36 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
She let this dusty skeleton bust a nut in her

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Cobra1010
07/13/20 12:11:59 PM
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His first wife got a billion from him from the divorce. This woman is definitely gonna inherit more than that when he dies.

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ZeroX91
07/13/20 12:12:30 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
On the other hand, kid is being born into extreme wealth.
Hate to tell you this but his soon to be new dad is most likely his biological dad.

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Sad_Face
07/13/20 12:14:28 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
On the other hand, kid is being born into extreme wealth.

Is that really a boon? You never have worry about struggling to pay any bills, but you'll have a harder time getting people to relate to you and you still need to find something that gives your life meaning.
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masticatingman
07/13/20 12:14:51 PM
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Verdekal posted...
What a selfish jerk. Are kids born to a man that age prone to health problems?
No. Not at all. Once a guys sperm has done its job it all comes down to his genetics.

Which is why a lot of guys that are living very unhealthy lives can still have 100% healthy progeny.

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Zikten
07/14/20 9:50:38 PM
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Verdekal posted...
What a selfish jerk. Are kids born to a man that age prone to health problems?

I think its more about the age of the mom. Doctors usually warn about pregnancies in your 40s
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solosnake
07/14/20 9:52:13 PM
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Should get a DNA test

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HBOSS
07/14/20 10:00:52 PM
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solosnake posted...
Should get a DNA test
probably one of the first things the family did. That wealth is protected. I'm sure dna test was done for the family....

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