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apolloooo 09/23/20 10:48:15 PM #1:	https://i.imgur.com/DsawAxy.mp4 the people use boat so the water can't be that shallow --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:945008920] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/DsawAxy.mp4 the people use boat so the water can't be that shallow </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VonOrdelia 09/23/20 10:48:51 PM #2:	Moose Jesus --- The carbuncle ate itself <cite>VonOrdelia posted [p:945008940] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>Moose Jesus </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Austin_Era_II 09/23/20 10:49:02 PM #3:	That's Jesus --- "If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. - Sun Tzu <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:945008947] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>That's Jesus </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lysandear 09/23/20 10:49:43 PM #4:	those speedy boats can operate in some pretty damn shallow water iirc also the speed of the involved parties is probs fuckin with perception a bit. i bet the moose's legs are going deeper than they appear to be. moose are so fuckin strong they can do a full sprint in like, multiple feet of water idk im not a zoologist <cite>Lysandear posted [p:945008972] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>those speedy boats can operate in some pretty damn shallow water iirc also the speed of the involved parties is probs fuckin with perception a bit. i bet the moose's legs are going deeper than they appear to be. moose are so fuckin strong they can do a full sprint in like, multiple feet of water idk im not a zoologist </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 09/23/20 10:53:31 PM #5:	VonOrdelia posted... Moose Jesus Moosus Christ or NaruMoose Uzumaki from hidden hoof village --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:945009117] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>VonOrdelia posted... </cite> <quote>Moose Jesus</quote>Moosus Christ or NaruMoose Uzumaki from hidden hoof village </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 09/23/20 10:54:21 PM #6:	The plural of Jesus is Jesus --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:945009147] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>The plural of Jesus is Jesus </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don 09/23/20 10:55:09 PM #7:	moose legs are long as fuck --- https://imgur.com/hwZyGuA - courtesy of the homie United_World I speak my mind, cause biting my tongue hurts. <cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted [p:945009178] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>moose legs are long as fuck </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 09/23/20 10:55:26 PM #8:	The moose studied at the Xialoin Temple <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:945009183] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>The moose studied at the Xialoin Temple </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 09/23/20 10:55:35 PM #9:	If you watch closely, you can see that like half the leg submerges into the water. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:945009187] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>If you watch closely, you can see that like half the leg submerges into the water. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rodu_jr 09/23/20 10:56:43 PM #10:	The legs go a bit into the water, half a foot, maybe a bit less. Then it crosses in front of the boat and the water gets deeper <cite>rodu_jr posted [p:945009231] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>The legs go a bit into the water, half a foot, maybe a bit less. Then it crosses in front of the boat and the water gets deeper </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DigitalCamera 09/23/20 10:57:30 PM #11:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmSmZRCl6A4 --- No stupid film for me. <cite>DigitalCamera posted [p:945009254] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmSmZRCl6A4 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 09/23/20 10:58:32 PM #12:	Our Lord is & Savior is hopping through bodies during these precious times. --- Mitch McConnell is a very beautiful man. Respect. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:945009287] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>Our Lord is & Savior is hopping through bodies during these precious times. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 09/23/20 11:03:56 PM #13:	Moose are scary creatures. They look so innocent, lumbering and docile, then they charge like a fucking locomotive annihilating all in thier path. --- Oda break tracker 2020- 7 (6) \| THE Ohio State: \| Las Vegas Raiders: 2-0 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:945009456] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>Moose are scary creatures. They look so innocent, lumbering and docile, then they charge like a fucking locomotive annihilating all in thier path.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GS4Life 09/23/20 11:06:18 PM #14:	So Jesus reincarnated himself as a Moose Can't blame him for not wanting to come back as a human again --- -Grove Street 4 Life- RIP Kobe + Gianna Bryant <cite>GS4Life posted [p:945009550] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>So Jesus reincarnated himself as a Moose Can't blame him for not wanting to come back as a human again </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 09/23/20 11:07:39 PM #15:	voldothegr8 posted... Moose are scary creatures. They look so innocent, lumbering and docile, then they charge like a fucking locomotive annihilating all in thier path. voldothegr8 posted... Moose are scary creatures. They look so innocent, lumbering and docile, then they charge like a fucking locomotive annihilating all in thier path. yeah for some reason people dont realize it generally but theyre super aggressive. Also moose jesus is the signal of the apocalypse in which only the chosen land of canada will survive. --- "Goddamn em all... i was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold" ~ stan rogers https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:945009597] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>voldothegr8 posted... </cite> <quote>Moose are scary creatures. They look so innocent, lumbering and docile, then they charge like a fucking locomotive annihilating all in thier path.</quote> voldothegr8 posted... </cite> <quote>Moose are scary creatures. They look so innocent, lumbering and docile, then they charge like a fucking locomotive annihilating all in thier path.</quote> yeah for some reason people dont realize it generally but theyre super aggressive. Also moose jesus is the signal of the apocalypse in which only the chosen land of canada will survive. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 09/23/20 11:08:23 PM #16:	WingsOfGood posted... The moose studied at the Xialoin Temple You mean Sinanju. --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:945009625] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted...</cite> <quote>The moose studied at the Xialoin Temple </quote> You mean Sinanju.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 09/23/20 11:10:21 PM #17:	It's likely a flat bottomed boat and the water depth where the moose is running is likely only 6 to 8 inches deep. It's a shallow stream that seems to be a bit deeper on the side the boat is running on, because the moose seems to be splashing more and going deeper on the left side at the end. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:945009693] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>It's likely a flat bottomed boat and the water depth where the moose is running is likely only 6 to 8 inches deep. It's a shallow stream that seems to be a bit deeper on the side the boat is running on, because the moose seems to be splashing more and going deeper on the left side at the end. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 09/23/20 11:12:29 PM #18:	Teddy Roosevelt once rode a moose through a river. As if we needed any more proof he was the most badass president ever. --- https://imgur.com/vDci4hD <cite>Ivynn posted [p:945009765] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>Teddy Roosevelt once rode a moose through a river. As if we needed any more proof he was the most badass president ever. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 09/23/20 11:28:12 PM #19:	GS4Life posted... So Jesus reincarnated himself as a Moose Can't blame him for not wanting to come back as a human again Hehehe... Also I might add, I call my Cat Moose sometimes! I wouldn't normally say that, but he is all up in my shit atm. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:945010260] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>GS4Life posted...</cite> <quote>So Jesus reincarnated himself as a Moose Can't blame him for not wanting to come back as a human again </quote> Hehehe... Also I might add, I call my Cat Moose sometimes! I wouldn't normally say that, but he is all up in my shit atm.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 09/23/20 11:30:32 PM #20:	he's just running so fast he can do that --- https://imgur.com/ji9KF3f https://imgur.com/p3G1Hvd http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:945010338] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>he's just running so fast he can do that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 09/25/20 3:19:38 PM #22:	That boat looks like it can travel in shallow water. I don't see the prob <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:945074510] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>That boat looks like it can travel in shallow water. I don't see the prob </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 09/25/20 3:26:00 PM #23:	All hail Jesoose --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/77111212 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:945074742] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>All hail Jesoose </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 09/25/20 3:27:58 PM #24:	OwlRammer posted... he's just running so fast he can do that This. Babies first physics class --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:945074806] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>OwlRammer posted... </cite> <quote>he's just running so fast he can do that</quote> This. Babies first physics class </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 09/25/20 3:30:43 PM #25:	OwlRammer posted... he's just running so fast he can do that So can a cheetah run across the ocean? --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:945074912] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>OwlRammer posted... </cite> <quote>he's just running so fast he can do that</quote>So can a cheetah run across the ocean? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
matteus70 09/25/20 3:32:09 PM #26:	Thats probably an airboat. --- And Fred Kelly as Bunny <cite>matteus70 posted [p:945074960] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>Thats probably an airboat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 09/25/20 3:32:50 PM #27:	I mean he's a moose. You gonna tell him he can't? --- CyricZ <cite>CyricZ posted [p:945074988] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>I mean he's a moose. You gonna tell him he can't? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Illuminoius 09/25/20 3:48:13 PM #28:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEtU-s4S3rM <cite>Illuminoius posted [p:945075519] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEtU-s4S3rM </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoundGarden 09/25/20 3:50:36 PM #29:	He believes --- "You cannot even beat somebody into that level of stupidity and delusion." Me, on Trump supporters <cite>PoundGarden posted [p:945075582] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>He believes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 09/25/20 10:02:30 PM #30:	CyricZ posted... I mean he's a moose. You gonna tell him he can't? No, i dont want 1000 lb demigod who can walk on water to walk on me --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:945088165] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>CyricZ posted... </cite> <quote>I mean he's a moose. You gonna tell him he can't?</quote>No, i dont want 1000 lb demigod who can walk on water to walk on me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pikachu_Vought 09/29/20 10:39:18 AM #32:	That is the forest spirit from princess mononoke <cite>Pikachu_Vought posted [p:945220787] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>That is the forest spirit from princess mononoke </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 09/29/20 10:40:19 AM #33:	well duh doy! he's clearly the chosen one! <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:945220824] in how the he... [t:78995943]...</cite> <quote>well duh doy! he's clearly the chosen one! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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