Current Events > What if one of candidates just shit their pants in the debate tonight? >_>

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NeonOctopus
09/29/20 4:27:18 PM
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Theyre both old as fuck. Like you just hear a loud fart while theyre answering a question and shit just dribbles out their pant leg live on tv

That would be pretty funny >_>

#showerthoughts

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Strider102
09/29/20 4:28:07 PM
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First one to do that gets my vote.

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NeonOctopus
09/29/20 5:55:59 PM
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Strider102 posted...
First one to do that gets my vote.
Probably the best way to vote in this election lol

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WaterLink
09/29/20 5:57:14 PM
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If Biden does it, Trump will do it as well and claim his shit was better. If Trump does it he'll claim he did it on purpose as a metaphor for how shitty a question was or something.
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TheGoldenEel
09/29/20 5:58:46 PM
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Crono99 posted...
I'm sure they're wearing poop baggie thingies. It's just standard proceedure.
FYI these things are called diapers

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VonOrdelia
09/29/20 5:59:34 PM
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Strider102 posted...
First one to do that gets my vote.
The pants poopers are the most important demographic

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ThyCorndog
09/29/20 6:00:32 PM
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Strider102 posted...
First one to do that gets my vote.
this. it'll probably be biden, because trump is constantly constipated

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NeonOctopus
09/29/20 6:01:43 PM
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Trump does eat a lot of McDonald's. So Biden would shit sooner, but when Trump shits, it'll probably be bigger.

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Strider102
09/29/20 6:03:58 PM
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VonOrdelia posted...
The pants poopers are the most important demographic

Bonus points if whoever does it owns up to it on live television.

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ThyCorndog
09/29/20 6:04:48 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Trump does eat a lot of McDonald's. So Biden would shit sooner, but when Trump shits, it'll probably be bigger.
this sounds right to me

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Seaman_Prime
09/29/20 7:26:09 PM
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The other would shit their pants just to prove that they can do it better.
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Strider102
09/29/20 7:30:18 PM
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The sad thing is if Biden did it the right would be using it as an example of him being incompetent and has no business running a country.

If the Cult Leader did it the right would be say things like he's just under stress or that everyone shits their pants at some point and to give him a break.

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MonkeyBones23
09/29/20 7:36:06 PM
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South Park would love if that happened.

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modena
09/29/20 7:39:04 PM
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If Trump shits his pants I'm not going to Walmart until after Nov 5th regardless who wins.I live in a red Texas county and the smell would be terrible.

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AlisLandale
09/29/20 7:40:42 PM
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Didnt Biden already let one rip during a live stream?

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Geisterdrache
09/29/20 7:41:27 PM
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Strider102 posted...
The sad thing is if Biden did it the right would be using it as an example of him being incompetent and has no business running a country.

If the Cult Leader did it the right would be say things like he's just under stress or that everyone shits their pants at some point and to give him a break.
"Trump was so committed to the debate and loves America so much that he didn't want to let everyone down by leaving the stage even for a moment"

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nexigrams
09/29/20 7:42:00 PM
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Honestly Trump could literally shit his pants on national television tonight and his supporters still wouldn't care. They'd probably say something about how Hilary would've shit her pants too in that situation.

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Dark_SilverX
09/29/20 7:42:11 PM
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How both will move on the stage

https://youtu.be/qpcinpFACV0

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SmidgeIsntBack
09/29/20 7:45:49 PM
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Not only would Trump supporters not care, they would scramble to order soiled underpants that claim to have been worn by the President.

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NeonOctopus
10/01/20 3:52:49 AM
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sabin017
10/01/20 3:54:56 AM
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I'd rather see dentures flying out then them trying to readjust them the rest of the debate.

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