Current Events > Why does someone ALWAYS die on the 1st goomba in Mario 35 lol

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NeonOctopus
10/04/20 6:20:14 PM
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Every.

Fucking.

Time.

I can't believe how many weak dumb babbys there >_>
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VonOrdelia
10/04/20 6:21:05 PM
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I made a topic about the same thing lol it boggles my mind

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creativerealms
10/04/20 6:28:20 PM
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No clue.

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Lost_All_Senses
10/04/20 6:28:31 PM
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Cause I'm not some Beta who has to sneak attack him from above. Im gonna take him head on until I win, like a man.

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spikethedevil
10/04/20 6:28:39 PM
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Changing the jump button for no good reason + muscle memory = deaths.

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Mistere Man
10/04/20 6:29:28 PM
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What is Mario 35?

Also any video of people dying to this first goomba?

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spikethedevil
10/04/20 6:30:15 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
What is Mario 35?

Also any video of people dying to this first goomba?

https://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/super-mario-bros-35-switch/

Google is hard lol.

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Dreepapult
10/04/20 6:31:17 PM
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It's really bad when it starts on the castle. Like half the peeps don't beat it

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VonOrdelia
10/04/20 6:32:01 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
What is Mario 35?
Mario battle royale. You run through random levels until only 1 player is left, when you kill enemies they get sent to another player's game

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Mistere Man
10/04/20 6:34:49 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
https://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/super-mario-bros-35-switch/

Google is hard lol.
Sorry, but sadly my Internet has been acting up lately so sometimes it is just easier to ask then try to load new sites only to freeze up and back out a bunch after trying to reload.


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Mistere Man
10/04/20 6:35:37 PM
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VonOrdelia posted...
Mario battle royale. You run through random levels until only 1 player is left, when you kill enemies they get sent to another player's game
Thank you that sounds interesting.

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Darmik
10/04/20 6:43:51 PM
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That Goomba would have to have one of the highest player kill counts of almost any video game enemy.

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LostForest
10/04/20 6:49:52 PM
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Darmik posted...
That Goomba would have to have one of the highest player kill counts of almost any video game enemy.

Hahaha this is hilarious to think about, but honestly you're probably right.

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trappedunderice
10/04/20 6:53:31 PM
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It's tradition to get killed by the first goomba.

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NeonOctopus
10/04/20 7:31:25 PM
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Darmik posted...
That Goomba would have to have one of the highest player kill counts of almost any video game enemy.

LostForest posted...


Hahaha this is hilarious to think about, but honestly you're probably right.

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Parasite_Eve
10/04/20 7:32:14 PM
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I played earlier and I swear it was every match

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J03can
10/04/20 7:33:30 PM
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I played for the first time yesterday. My first run, i died on the first Goomba...
I have 14 wins since then. It happens

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Gobstoppers12
10/04/20 7:46:06 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
https://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/super-mario-bros-35-switch/

Google is hard lol.
This game will only be playable until March 31, 2021.

But why though

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Smackems
10/04/20 7:48:13 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
Sorry, but sadly my Internet has been acting up lately so sometimes it is just easier to ask then try to load new sites only to freeze up and back out a bunch after trying to reload.
Don't be sorry. This is a discussion board. It's meant for this

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spikethedevil
10/04/20 8:49:06 PM
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Smackems posted...
Don't be sorry. This is a discussion board. It's meant for this

Yeah its cool.

Gobstoppers12 posted...
This game will only be playable until March 31, 2021.

But why though

Is a good question.


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Webbernet
10/04/20 8:49:30 PM
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Maybe lag? I should try this game.
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spikethedevil
10/04/20 8:50:45 PM
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I want to try it but changing jump to A will fuck me over thanks to about 25 years of muscle memory.

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DigitalCamera
10/04/20 8:51:27 PM
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Man that game sounds rad, I wish I had this 20 years ago

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Zack_Attackv1
10/04/20 8:55:58 PM
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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/04/20 9:02:31 PM
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I've gotten my ass handed to me plenty of times by that Goomba.

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NeonOctopus
10/04/20 9:16:37 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
I want to try it but changing jump to A will fuck me over thanks to about 25 years of muscle memory.

You can either have it Y-Run B-jump or B-Run A-Jump
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NeonOctopus
10/05/20 6:53:19 AM
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Wow, I had 2 people die this time lol
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Mistere Man
10/05/20 7:13:54 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Wow, I had 2 people die this time lol
That tis no mere goomba tis the fabled Goombinator!

Jk maybe people just want to opt out and suicide by goomba is the fastest way? I am probably wrong as I have not played the game to know if that works.

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NeonOctopus
10/05/20 11:23:00 AM
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Holy crap, i finally had a game where someone didn't die in the 1st 5 seconds. It's a miracle!

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Raikuro
10/05/20 11:26:38 AM
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Almost like it's a game some parent would hand to a 3 year old
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NeonOctopus
10/05/20 11:41:08 AM
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Raikuro posted...
Almost like it's a game some parent would hand to a 3 year old
It's a good lesson to teach to kids that they suck and everyone will always be better than them

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