Current Events > I think we should go back worshipping cats instead of gods

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apolloooo
10/17/20 12:05:21 PM
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Cats are made of 100% quantifiable matter
Gods are just ideas created by human minds.

Cat minds exist outside of human bias and cultural pressure they give a more objective views of the human world.
Gods, even in the case if a higher power exist, are still affected by various human interpretation of them based of socio-cultural dynamics therefore creates conflict when the ideas clash as one god's worshippers trying to impose their views as objective truth to people detached to their particular cultures.

Cats doesn't order you to bathe in the blood of their enemies because they will do the murder themselves. Not afraid to get dirty.
Gods command you to behead heretics afraid to get their hands dirty even with their superpowers.


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VonOrdelia
10/17/20 12:06:14 PM
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apolloooo posted...
Cats doesn't order you to bathe in the blood of their enemies
Not your cat maybe

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Wii_Shaker
10/17/20 12:07:37 PM
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Cats are assholes but probably no more than the biblical god.

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