Current Events > $1 million but you must get a dragon tattood on your dong

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Touch
10/24/20 1:41:07 PM
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It will cover the whole dong and balls. You cannot get it removed or tattood over.

For women, it would be a phoenix rising from your vagingo.

What do?

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Turbam
10/24/20 1:44:12 PM
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European or Asian dragon?

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MedeaLysistrata
10/24/20 1:44:21 PM
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I've never actually got a tatto but I don't see how the penis can survive the needlegun. But if it's a normal procedure yeah I'd do it.

The dragon would be asleep forever anyway.

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Touch
10/24/20 1:47:28 PM
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Turbam posted...
European or Asian dragon?
Asian

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__aCEr__
10/24/20 1:48:58 PM
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You mean another one?

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Turbam
10/24/20 1:49:32 PM
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Touch posted...
Asian
Ugh.
No deal.

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yutterh
10/24/20 1:50:04 PM
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What if I dont have a dong but a slong?

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a-c-a-b
10/24/20 1:50:40 PM
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Hell yeah.

Only downfall is the trouble that I'd surely get into for whipping it out in public to show people.
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Feline_Heart
10/24/20 1:50:52 PM
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What if I already have one?

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