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Touch 10/31/20 11:21:08 AM #1: |
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Shadowplay 10/31/20 11:25:06 AM #2: |
These jokes stopped being funny when everyone realized that he's an evangelical nut job.
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pogo_rabid 10/31/20 11:27:01 AM #4: |
They can't stop being funny if they were lame to begin with.
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Hexenherz 10/31/20 11:27:42 AM #5: |
Shadowplay posted...
These jokes stopped being funny when everyone realized that he's an evangelical nut job.I didn't know he was lol --- FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) | RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Touch 10/31/20 11:30:54 AM #6: |
When Mark Zuckerberg created facebook, he already had a friend request from Chuck Norris
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BeyondWalls 10/31/20 11:31:12 AM #7: |
Chuck Norris came into contact with COVID-19 and COVID-19 had to start taking Regeneron.
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Touch 10/31/20 4:13:12 PM #8: |
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AzurexNightmare 10/31/20 4:23:27 PM #9: |
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No, they really didn't.You're right. Because they were never funny. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Geiki Ganger 10/31/20 4:25:32 PM #10: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1O-1K1N_Ik
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DeadBankerDream 10/31/20 4:27:08 PM #12: |
Chuck Norris jokes stopped being funny when he was told some by the host on a talkshow and he was too much of a pussy to play along with one that ends with him not paying taxes.
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ForsakenHermit 10/31/20 4:27:51 PM #13: |
Chuck Norris will create a counter virus that will eradicate COVID-19 from the face of the earth.
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Vyrulisse 10/31/20 4:29:42 PM #14: |
Shadowplay posted...
These jokes stopped being funny when everyone realized that he's an evangelical nut job. pogo_rabid posted... They can't stop being funny if they were lame to begin with. AzurexNightmare posted... You're right. Because they were never funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f68VXKMZT1Q --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AzurexNightmare 10/31/20 4:30:27 PM #16: |
Vyrulisse posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f68VXKMZT1QVyrulisse got mad lmao. Also, I didn't click the link. I can just tell you're hurt about it. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dummy420 10/31/20 4:30:41 PM #17: |
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. To bad he never cries.
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moh82sy 10/31/20 4:30:41 PM #18: |
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience .
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RaulJenkins 10/31/20 4:31:21 PM #19: |
expected but i still chuckled
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Sictis 10/31/20 4:33:11 PM #20: |
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R1masher 10/31/20 4:42:39 PM #21: |
Chuck Norris writes his name in the snow with diarrhea
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Touch 10/31/20 4:48:12 PM #22: |
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Sictis 10/31/20 4:50:13 PM #23: |
R1masher posted...
Chuck Norris writes his name in the snow with diarrhea.... Tf ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 10/31/20 4:50:13 PM #24: |
Chuck Norris once farted his wifes strap on across the room
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R1masher 10/31/20 4:56:55 PM #25: |
Chuck Norris also once farted his wife across the room
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Smackems 10/31/20 5:48:40 PM #27: |
Shadowplay posted...
These jokes stopped being funny when everyone realized that he's an evangelical nut job.No. --- Common sense is stupid - some dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BilalPowell 10/31/20 5:49:16 PM #28: |
after 2 weeks of agonizing pain the covid finally died
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EffectAndCause 10/31/20 5:51:07 PM #29: |
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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R1masher 10/31/20 5:53:24 PM #30: |
Chuck Norris once deeded to a video of him deeding to himself
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Touch 10/31/20 5:55:20 PM #31: |
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EffectAndCause 10/31/20 5:55:41 PM #32: |
R1masher posted...
Chuck Norris writes his name in the snow with diarrhea Hahahahaha I love when I hear new ones. --- "WWE decisions make me root for AEW, AEW fans make me root for WWE." - EffectAndCause, 2019 https://imgur.com/wMshiEN ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 10/31/20 5:56:36 PM #33: |
Chuck Norris once took a shit the shape and size of a football without needing to wipe
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R1masher 10/31/20 5:59:32 PM #34: |
Chuck Norris once took a shit on a bear in the woods while wearing the popes hat
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Touch 10/31/20 6:00:11 PM #35: |
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Endgame 10/31/20 6:10:05 PM #36: |
Chuck Norris jokes can't stop being funny if they were never funny in the first place.
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scorpion41 10/31/20 6:16:24 PM #37: |
The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris every night.
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BeyondWalls 10/31/20 6:20:42 PM #38: |
SBAllen tried to mod Chuck Norris and CBSi sold the site out of fear.
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R1masher 10/31/20 6:33:24 PM #39: |
Chuck Norris once so hungry he ate a horse
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Sheiky-Baby 10/31/20 6:34:34 PM #40: |
I never understood why it started with Chuck Norris. Makes more sense with Steven Segal imo.
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SamsungGearS2 10/31/20 6:35:50 PM #41: |
Chuck Norris gave birth to his father.
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DD Divine 10/31/20 6:39:06 PM #42: |
Shadowplay posted...
These jokes stopped being funny when everyone realized that he's an evangelical nut job. they were never funny --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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moh82sy 10/31/20 6:40:15 PM #43: |
The trolley is trying to solve the Chuck Norris problem .
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R1masher 10/31/20 6:41:09 PM #44: |
Chuck Norris once picked his nose and that booger was the winner of the best booger contest
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R1masher 10/31/20 6:43:59 PM #45: |
Chuck Norris is so smooth that even his balls aint wrinkled
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R1masher 10/31/20 6:48:00 PM #46: |
Chuck Norris once broke his mothers vagina in three places while being birthed
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Omnislasher 10/31/20 6:54:50 PM #47: |
Shadowplay posted...
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Vyrulisse 10/31/20 7:21:32 PM #48: |
AzurexNightmare posted...
Vyrulisse got mad lmao.It's a Buzz Killington link, I was making a joke about how there's always some edgy contrarian that has to shit up a topic and pretend to be above it all. In this case there were three. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 10/31/20 7:24:19 PM #49: |
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Chuck Norris once broke his mothers vagina in three places while being birthed Thank God it didn't happen twice. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 10/31/20 7:35:09 PM #50: |
Chuck Norris once walked into a bar with a frog on his head, there were no survivors
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R1masher 10/31/20 7:50:03 PM #51: |
Chuck Norris once had a peanut allergy, but he ate Linus anyway, he kept the blanket as a memento
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