Current Events > Chuck Norris came into contact with COVID-19

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Touch
10/31/20 11:21:08 AM
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COVID-19 had to quarantine for 14 days

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Shadowplay
10/31/20 11:25:06 AM
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These jokes stopped being funny when everyone realized that he's an evangelical nut job.

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pogo_rabid
10/31/20 11:27:01 AM
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They can't stop being funny if they were lame to begin with.

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Hexenherz
10/31/20 11:27:42 AM
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Shadowplay posted...
These jokes stopped being funny when everyone realized that he's an evangelical nut job.
I didn't know he was lol

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Touch
10/31/20 11:30:54 AM
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When Mark Zuckerberg created facebook, he already had a friend request from Chuck Norris

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BeyondWalls
10/31/20 11:31:12 AM
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Chuck Norris came into contact with COVID-19 and COVID-19 had to start taking Regeneron.

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Touch
10/31/20 4:13:12 PM
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Chuck Norris only sees John Cena

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AzurexNightmare
10/31/20 4:23:27 PM
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Crash posted...
No, they really didn't.
You're right. Because they were never funny.

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Geiki Ganger
10/31/20 4:25:32 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1O-1K1N_Ik

That was when Chuck Norris peaked.

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DeadBankerDream
10/31/20 4:27:08 PM
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Chuck Norris jokes stopped being funny when he was told some by the host on a talkshow and he was too much of a pussy to play along with one that ends with him not paying taxes.
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ForsakenHermit
10/31/20 4:27:51 PM
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Chuck Norris will create a counter virus that will eradicate COVID-19 from the face of the earth.

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Vyrulisse
10/31/20 4:29:42 PM
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Shadowplay posted...
These jokes stopped being funny when everyone realized that he's an evangelical nut job.

pogo_rabid posted...
They can't stop being funny if they were lame to begin with.

AzurexNightmare posted...
You're right. Because they were never funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f68VXKMZT1Q

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AzurexNightmare
10/31/20 4:30:27 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f68VXKMZT1Q
Vyrulisse got mad lmao.

Also, I didn't click the link. I can just tell you're hurt about it.

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dummy420
10/31/20 4:30:41 PM
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. To bad he never cries.

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moh82sy
10/31/20 4:30:41 PM
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RaulJenkins
10/31/20 4:31:21 PM
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expected but i still chuckled

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Sictis
10/31/20 4:33:11 PM
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RaulJenkins posted...
chuckled
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R1masher
10/31/20 4:42:39 PM
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Chuck Norris writes his name in the snow with diarrhea

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Touch
10/31/20 4:48:12 PM
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Chuck Norris beat Dark Souls on easy mode

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Sictis
10/31/20 4:50:13 PM
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R1masher posted...
Chuck Norris writes his name in the snow with diarrhea
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R1masher
10/31/20 4:50:13 PM
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Chuck Norris once farted his wifes strap on across the room

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R1masher
10/31/20 4:56:55 PM
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Chuck Norris also once farted his wife across the room

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Smackems
10/31/20 5:48:40 PM
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Shadowplay posted...
These jokes stopped being funny when everyone realized that he's an evangelical nut job.
No.

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BilalPowell
10/31/20 5:49:16 PM
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after 2 weeks of agonizing pain the covid finally died

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EffectAndCause
10/31/20 5:51:07 PM
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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R1masher
10/31/20 5:53:24 PM
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Chuck Norris once deeded to a video of him deeding to himself

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Touch
10/31/20 5:55:20 PM
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry

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EffectAndCause
10/31/20 5:55:41 PM
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R1masher posted...
Chuck Norris writes his name in the snow with diarrhea

Hahahahaha I love when I hear new ones.

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R1masher
10/31/20 5:56:36 PM
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Chuck Norris once took a shit the shape and size of a football without needing to wipe

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R1masher
10/31/20 5:59:32 PM
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Chuck Norris once took a shit on a bear in the woods while wearing the popes hat

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Touch
10/31/20 6:00:11 PM
#35:


SBAllen was once modded by Chuck Norris

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Endgame
10/31/20 6:10:05 PM
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Chuck Norris jokes can't stop being funny if they were never funny in the first place.
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scorpion41
10/31/20 6:16:24 PM
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The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris every night.

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BeyondWalls
10/31/20 6:20:42 PM
#38:


SBAllen tried to mod Chuck Norris and CBSi sold the site out of fear.

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R1masher
10/31/20 6:33:24 PM
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Chuck Norris once so hungry he ate a horse

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Sheiky-Baby
10/31/20 6:34:34 PM
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I never understood why it started with Chuck Norris. Makes more sense with Steven Segal imo.

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SamsungGearS2
10/31/20 6:35:50 PM
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Chuck Norris gave birth to his father.

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DD Divine
10/31/20 6:39:06 PM
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Shadowplay posted...
These jokes stopped being funny when everyone realized that he's an evangelical nut job.

they were never funny

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moh82sy
10/31/20 6:40:15 PM
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R1masher
10/31/20 6:41:09 PM
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Chuck Norris once picked his nose and that booger was the winner of the best booger contest

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R1masher
10/31/20 6:43:59 PM
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Chuck Norris is so smooth that even his balls aint wrinkled

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R1masher
10/31/20 6:48:00 PM
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Chuck Norris once broke his mothers vagina in three places while being birthed

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Omnislasher
10/31/20 6:54:50 PM
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Shadowplay posted...
These jokes stopped being funny when everyone realized that he's an evangelical nut job.

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Vyrulisse
10/31/20 7:21:32 PM
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AzurexNightmare posted...
Vyrulisse got mad lmao.

Also, I didn't click the link. I can just tell you're hurt about it.
It's a Buzz Killington link, I was making a joke about how there's always some edgy contrarian that has to shit up a topic and pretend to be above it all. In this case there were three.

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Lost_All_Senses
10/31/20 7:24:19 PM
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R1masher posted...
Chuck Norris once broke his mothers vagina in three places while being birthed

Thank God it didn't happen twice.

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R1masher
10/31/20 7:35:09 PM
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Chuck Norris once walked into a bar with a frog on his head, there were no survivors

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R1masher
10/31/20 7:50:03 PM
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Chuck Norris once had a peanut allergy, but he ate Linus anyway, he kept the blanket as a memento

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