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Sunhawk 11/13/20 3:33:37 PM #1:	I mean, apart from covering up bullying, criminal activities, and anything else bad? Do they just sit in their sad little office and watch TV all day? --- It has been 0 days since something interesting happened. Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me. <cite>Sunhawk posted [p:947128016] in What do HR... [t:79108139]...</cite> <quote>I mean, apart from covering up bullying, criminal activities, and anything else bad? Do they just sit in their sad little office and watch TV all day? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 11/13/20 3:33:57 PM #2:	They make sure that you snu, get your fucking money and rights. <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:947128026] in What do HR... [t:79108139]...</cite> <quote>They make sure that you snu, get your fucking money and rights.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 11/13/20 3:34:51 PM #3:	they manage HR --- NFLB 2020 Summersim Roster mk. 1 (12-4): https://imgur.com/4Pvr5rT NFLB 2020 Summersim Roster mk. 2 (11-5) (ELIMINATED): https://imgur.com/BBhN2z3 <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:947128057] in What do HR... [t:79108139]...</cite> <quote>they manage HR </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
s0nicfan 11/13/20 3:35:18 PM #4:	They come up with meaningless little projects and initiatives that keep them just busy enough so that it looks like they're working. --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:947128066] in What do HR... [t:79108139]...</cite> <quote>They come up with meaningless little projects and initiatives that keep them just busy enough so that it looks like they're working. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CruelBuffalo 11/13/20 3:35:54 PM #5:	s0nicfan posted... They come up with meaningless little projects and initiatives that keep them just busy enough so that it looks like they're working. So every corporate job, lets not pretend IT, engineers, and sales are constant workhorses always working. <cite>CruelBuffalo posted [p:947128098] in What do HR... [t:79108139]...</cite> <quote>s0nicfan posted...</cite> <quote>They come up with meaningless little projects and initiatives that keep them just busy enough so that it looks like they're working. </quote> So every corporate job, lets not pretend IT, engineers, and sales are constant workhorses always working.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 11/13/20 3:35:55 PM #6:	I actually think I might be the only person on this board with a good HR department <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:947128099] in What do HR... [t:79108139]...</cite> <quote>I actually think I might be the only person on this board with a good HR department</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 11/13/20 3:36:11 PM #7:	You know snu, for someone who has claimed to only ever work some odd retail jobs here and there you sure do have a vendetta against corporate structures and office jobs --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:947128113] in What do HR... [t:79108139]...</cite> <quote>You know snu, for someone who has claimed to only ever work some odd retail jobs here and there you sure do have a vendetta against corporate structures and office jobs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 11/13/20 3:36:30 PM #8:	Harder than you think. Right now i know my hr department is having a hell of a time with a trans employee. Im not in the department but things get around as you know. All the women are complaining about him. --- If you can see this message it's a wonder why it hasn't been modded yet by the snowflakes. <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:947128130] in What do HR... [t:79108139]...</cite> <quote>Harder than you think. Right now i know my hr department is having a hell of a time with a trans employee. Im not in the department but things get around as you know. All the women are complaining about him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I Like Toast 11/13/20 3:38:09 PM #9:	they answer dumb questions from people named sunhawk. --- If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all https://mikelikesthis.net the blog no one asked for is back <cite>I Like Toast posted [p:947128180] in What do HR... [t:79108139]...</cite> <quote>they answer dumb questions from people named sunhawk. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 11/13/20 3:38:17 PM #10:	CruelBuffalo posted... So every corporate job, lets not pretend IT, engineers, and sales are constant workhorses always working. in every (effective) type of department there are people doing the real work and above them will be some managers working with those people and then others who get to coast. there are a lot more coasters in HR on average, although sales people can get away with downright negligence if they hit the right niche. --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:947128186] in What do HR... [t:79108139]...</cite> <quote>CruelBuffalo posted... </cite> <quote>So every corporate job, lets not pretend IT, engineers, and sales are constant workhorses always working.</quote> in every (effective) type of department there are people doing the real work and above them will be some managers working with those people and then others who get to coast. there are a lot more coasters in HR on average, although sales people can get away with downright negligence if they hit the right niche. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 11/13/20 3:39:05 PM #11:	My HR person is there to listen to me vent --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:947128222] in What do HR... [t:79108139]...</cite> <quote>My HR person is there to listen to me vent </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 11/13/20 3:40:23 PM #12:	HR's job is the following: Protect the company from employee-initiated lawsuits Verify employment history Post new openings Handle hiring, termination, and benefits paperwork Notify employees about policy changes Talk to me about their cats for 2 hours when I'm really just in the break room to get a soda for 10 seconds. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:947128280] in What do HR... [t:79108139]...</cite> <quote>HR's job is the following: Protect the company from employee-initiated lawsuits Verify employment history Post new openings Handle hiring, termination, and benefits paperwork Notify employees about policy changes Talk to me about their cats for 2 hours when I'm really just in the break room to get a soda for 10 seconds.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 11/13/20 3:41:07 PM #13:	they pretend to be on the employees side while looking for a chance to fuck you over and impress the higher ups --- https://i.imgtc.com/PruZV73.png https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn <cite>ModLogic posted [p:947128310] in What do HR... [t:79108139]...</cite> <quote>they pretend to be on the employees side while looking for a chance to fuck you over and impress the higher ups </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 11/13/20 3:41:33 PM #14:	Tyranthraxus posted... HR's job is the following: 1. Protect the company from employee-initiated lawsuits 2. Verify employment history 3. Post new openings 4. Handle hiring, termination, and benefits paperwork 5. Notify employees about policy changes 6. Talk to me about their cats for 2 hours when I'm really just in the break room to get a soda for 10 seconds. This is eerily accurate --- PSN: Jiek <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:947128330] in What do HR... [t:79108139]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>HR's job is the following: 1. Protect the company from employee-initiated lawsuits 2. Verify employment history 3. Post new openings 4. Handle hiring, termination, and benefits paperwork 5. Notify employees about policy changes 6. Talk to me about their cats for 2 hours when I'm really just in the break room to get a soda for 10 seconds.</quote>This is eerily accurate </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b 11/13/20 3:44:00 PM #15:	Isn't Sunhawk a NEET? In that case, wouldn't that make his HR manager his Mom? --- Save for your doomed future <cite>a-c-a-b posted [p:947128449] in What do HR... [t:79108139]...</cite> <quote>Isn't Sunhawk a NEET? In that case, wouldn't that make his HR manager his Mom?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CruelBuffalo 11/13/20 3:44:56 PM #16:	Preventing million dollar lawsuits seems like an important thing to have with how litigious Amrica is <cite>CruelBuffalo posted [p:947128482] in What do HR... [t:79108139]...</cite> <quote>Preventing million dollar lawsuits seems like an important thing to have with how litigious Amrica is</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 11/13/20 3:55:06 PM #17:	Ostensibly they protect you from the company. In reality they protect the company from you. --- CyricZ <cite>CyricZ posted [p:947128871] in What do HR... [t:79108139]...</cite> <quote>Ostensibly they protect you from the company. In reality they protect the company from you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dcn2424 11/13/20 4:04:06 PM #18:	Screening candidates. <cite>dcn2424 posted [p:947129184] in What do HR... [t:79108139]...</cite> <quote>Screening candidates. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD Divine 11/13/20 4:18:04 PM #19:	Run stupid classes about how I shouldnt order my coffee hot and black --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD Divine posted [p:947129731] in What do HR... [t:79108139]...</cite> <quote>Run stupid classes about how I shouldnt order my coffee hot and black </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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