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UnfairRepresent
11/26/20 12:43:58 PM
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Police in Kushiro City, Hokkaido Prefecture, have announced the arrest of a woman suspected of puncturing 13 melons with her finger. However, her motives remain a mystery.

The crime occurred on July 28, when the 64-year-old suspect entered a supermarket and allegedly stabbed the bakers dozen of melons with her finger at approximately 1:30 in the afternoon.
Its important to note that these arent just ordinary melons, but the renowned Yubari King which often make headlines for selling at exorbitant prices. The victimized melons had a combined worth of 14,000 yen. ($150)

Interestingly enough, no security cameras caught her in the act, so it is unclear how the police managed to track down the culprit. The nature of their detective work and the suspects motives have not been revealed, leaving it all open to wild speculation.

Occams razor would suggest that she was simply checking to see which one was the freshest, albeit in the absolute grossest way possible

Full Article: https://japantoday.com/category/crime/hokkaido-woman-arrested-for-poking-holes-in-13-expensive-melons-with-finger


I'm guessing someone poked a few holes into her brain


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PerseusRad
11/26/20 12:47:55 PM
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Im glad I recognized it as Japan before I clicked the topic. Yeah, melons get pretty expensive over there from what Ive heard. Mostly used for gifts.

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Unsugarized_Foo
11/26/20 12:48:51 PM
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Tht tweet just says those are bird houses for sale and that they're being dehydrated

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UnfairRepresent
11/27/20 1:12:18 PM
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PerseusRad posted...
Im glad I recognized it as Japan before I clicked the topic. Yeah, melons get pretty expensive over there from what Ive heard. Mostly used for gifts.
I don't think expensive melons are unique to Japan

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PerseusRad
11/27/20 1:58:54 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I don't think expensive melons are unique to Japan
I'm sure you're right, but I usually hear it in context of Japan.

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CableZL
11/27/20 2:00:17 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I don't think expensive melons are unique to Japan
I think fruit in general is expensive in Japan.

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