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UnfairRepresent
11/26/20 8:35:01 PM
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And how long do you think you would be in horse form?

Say you were bitten by a radioactive horse and then after a few restless nights of intense pain woke up with the ability to turn into a horse at will.

I mean you'd gallop across a field a few times to try it out right? But then what after that?

I mean yeah it's faster than human form but not faster than a car, plus you would be naked when you went back to human form and being a horse in public would attract attention.

https://i.imgur.com/QDa0DnX.gif

What cool things could you do with this power?
What do you think you would do with it?

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VTBM
11/26/20 8:42:15 PM
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Alteres
11/26/20 8:43:10 PM
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Can I turn just parts of myself into a horse?

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monkmith
11/26/20 8:44:21 PM
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Alteres posted...
Can I turn just parts of myself into a horse?


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AceAttorneyist
11/26/20 8:48:49 PM
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How useful this power is probably depends greatly on where you are in the world. Lands with many miles of open fields connecting other towns or cities make this infinitely more useful.

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Fluttershy
11/26/20 8:50:16 PM
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why turn back
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Master_Bass
11/26/20 8:52:01 PM
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I'd always be a horse, of course.

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RetsuZaiZen
11/26/20 8:53:10 PM
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Never. It's a pretty useless technique.


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DarkChozoGhost
11/26/20 8:57:49 PM
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What happens with regards to injury? If a horse breaks its leg then it's done. If I break my leg I'm inconvenienced for a couple months.

Do I get healed of physical injuries when I change? Does an injury translate to my other form? What if there's no real anatomical match being what's broken?

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monkmith
11/26/20 9:04:38 PM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
What happens with regards to injury? If a horse breaks its leg then it's done. If I break my leg I'm inconvenienced for a couple months.

Do I get healed of physical injuries when I change? Does an injury translate to my other form? What if there's no real anatomical match being what's broken?
most of the "leg" breaks that people talk about with horses are really the massively extended hand/foot and finger/toe bone that make up the lower portion of their leg.



chances are you'd transform back and need a finger brace.

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-Unowninator-
11/26/20 9:07:57 PM
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Never; I don't like horses at all.
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UnfairRepresent
11/26/20 9:08:58 PM
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AceAttorneyist posted...
How useful this power is probably depends greatly on where you are in the world. Lands with many miles of open fields connecting other towns or cities make this infinitely more useful.
You're exactly where you are right now

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Irony
11/26/20 9:09:34 PM
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Alteres posted...
Can I turn just parts of myself into a horse?
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BloodMoon7
11/26/20 9:10:03 PM
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I would super glue a horn on my head, turn into a horse and only approach pure maidens on the night of the full moon. And I would scream "RIDE ME" in horse.

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Masamune_DS
11/26/20 9:11:50 PM
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Alteres posted...
Can I turn just parts of myself into a horse?

Thinking of making a career move I see.

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BuckVanHammer
11/26/20 9:17:30 PM
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just when I want to take a horse style shit on something

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AceAttorneyist
11/26/20 9:33:06 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You're exactly where you are right now

I mean, I could still use it to commute to work in the early morning. Doesn't seem like it would matter if a couple people see me.

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monkmith
11/26/20 9:35:49 PM
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The_Korey posted...
:D

...i was thinking to myself when i posted that picture, "gee, i sure hope a mod doesn't get overzealous about an anatomy picture". and then you crop it and flip it over to use it as an insult...

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The_Korey
11/26/20 9:37:47 PM
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Oh god, don't tell me middle fingers are moddable now.

... Fuck it, of kourse it is.

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BloodMoon7
11/26/20 9:40:19 PM
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I can't believe skeletons are offensive but I guessing posting your boner is not allowed.

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DarkChozoGhost
11/26/20 9:40:38 PM
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That was funny though. I guess it's technically a rule violation but nobody honest would pretend it was toxic

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UnfairRepresent
11/27/20 1:15:59 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Never. It's a pretty useless technique.
What if a robber has stolen some gems and is on the other side of a really big field?

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