Current Events > Your reaction: You discover that your girlfriend is pregnant with triplets.
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UnfairRepresent 11/27/20 7:42:23 PM #1: |
Would you be happy about the news?
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You wake up in hospital and the doctor tells you that you have been in a coma for 5 months but that the drugs have been an overwhelming success and you will make a full recovery shortly. Then you realize your girlfriend is in the room and she says "I knew you would wake up! I never lost hope. And that's not the only good news! I'm pregnant. It's triplets. 3 girls. You're gonna be a father" then you notice that she is 6 months pregnant.  If you're gay then it's a longtime female friend you had a drunken ONS with one time a month ago. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nfearurspecimn 11/27/20 7:44:18 PM #2: |
DNA test time.
--- Wake up. You have to wake up. *currently a preta/hungry ghost* Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Offworlder1 11/27/20 7:52:50 PM #3: |
I am pretty happy though she knows a DNA test is going to happen, then we celebrate that we will have babies soon.
--- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Accolon 11/27/20 7:54:01 PM #4: |
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KogaSteelfang 11/27/20 7:56:27 PM #5: |
I'd be totally overjoyed.
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nfearurspecimn 11/27/20 8:10:18 PM #6: |
KogaSteelfang posted...
I'd be totally overjoyed.cute post --- Wake up. You have to wake up. *currently a preta/hungry ghost* Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 11/27/20 8:11:28 PM #7: |
"Lol no but for real who's the lucky dad"
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UnfairRepresent 11/27/20 8:12:00 PM #8: |
nfearurspecimn posted...
DNA test time. Offworlder1 posted... DNA test is going to happen,  --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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InhumaneRaider 11/27/20 8:12:24 PM #9: |
"I told you my dick doesn't work Francine!"
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UnfairRepresent 11/27/20 10:04:51 PM #10: |
InhumaneRaider posted...
"I told you my dick doesn't work Francine!"Seems to have worked --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/28/20 4:01:14 PM #11: |
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Offworlder1 11/30/20 3:20:27 PM #12: |
No man should just claim a child now without a DNA test, no reason to pay for a child that is not yours.
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