Poll of the Day > are anti-maskers also anti-wiping-their-ass?

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because its essentially the exact same thing

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I don't keep toilet paper wedged in my ass crack all day, but you do you man.

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I've never had to wipe my ass in front of someone in order to buy groceries.

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Toilet paper is a liberal hoax invented by Fidel Castro.

When you poop, you clearly see the poop is in the toilet, not on your butthole. Why wipe when the poop is in the toilet?

Checkmate liberals.

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I think the risk of a paper cut down there is too much to bother wiping.

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Playsaver posted...

I think the risk of a paper cut down there is too much to bother wiping.

Are you wiping your ass with cardboard or manilla?

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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

I've never had to wipe my ass in front of someone in order to buy groceries.

thats probably because youre from canada

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DirtBasedSoap posted...

thats probably because youre from canada

I'm not, actually. Do you have me confused with someone else? This is the second time I've seen something like this on this board.

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If someone legitimately has a good reason to not want to wear a mask then Ill hear them out, but every single time that Ive seen a video or heard a story about someone refusing to wear a mask its because they believe in some conspiracy theory or theyre just angry that they have to do something and they dont feel like it

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DirtBasedSoap posted...

because its essentially the exact same thing

I mean some folk do talk shit, right?

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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

I'm not, actually. Do you have me confused with someone else? This is the second time I've seen something like this on this board.

so if youre not from Canada how do you explain never having to wipe your ass to buy groceries, huh? I just poked a HUGE hole in your lie.

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Mead posted...

If someone legitimately has a good reason to not want to wear a mask then Ill hear them out, but every single time that Ive seen a video or heard a story about someone refusing to wear a mask its because they believe in some conspiracy theory or theyre just angry that they have to do something and they dont feel like it

This is the entire reason we dumped a boat full of tea into Boston Harbor without bothering to boil the harbor beforehand after all...


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DirtBasedSoap posted...

so if youre not from Canada how do you explain never having to wipe your ass to buy groceries, huh? I just poked a HUGE hole in your lie.

I'm very concerned now that there is a place where the stores are checking the customers rectum for cleanliness before being allowed to shop, and somehow they're under the impression that Canada is the only country where the stores aren't doing this.

That's not normal. I don't know what organization you should report that to, but you need to.

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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

canada is the only country where the stores do this.

no, its an American thing

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DirtBasedSoap posted...

no, its an American thing

I failed my perception check on proof reading. Fixed now.
Seek help from a relevant authority.

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Mead posted...

If someone legitimately has a good reason to not want to wear a mask then Ill hear them out, but every single time that Ive seen a video or heard a story about someone refusing to wear a mask its because they believe in some conspiracy theory or theyre just angry that they have to do something and they dont feel like it

I like people who say they can't breathe, but also that masks don't work. That doesn't make sense. Maybe you can think one or the other but a basic understanding of chemistry and common sense should tell you that O2 and CO2 are much smaller than a virus.

They aren't ideal for breathing certainly but I feel like that should if anything inspire confidence that they're effective

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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

I've never had to wipe my ass in front of someone in order to buy groceries.

If you don't wipe at all and smell bad enough, there's a chance they could kick you out of the supermarket. :p

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LuciferSage posted...

This is the entire reason we dumped a boat full of tea into Boston Harbor without bothering to boil the harbor beforehand after all...

That was because there was taxation without representation for the people paying the taxes for things like tea and stamps at the time, how does that relate to people wearing a simple mask while theyre shopping?

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DSB, I hope you know how dumb this topic is.

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Only sunny would call someone dumb while at the same time being unable to initialize their username correctly

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Mead posted...

Only sunny would call someone dumb while at the same time being unable to initialize their username correctly

To be fair, S is pretty far back in the alphabet.

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Probably as often as the maskers wedge their crack with TP while in public. Which I imagine is slim to nil.

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I guarantee there's some overlap

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dud posted...

They aren't ideal for breathing certainly but I feel like that should if anything inspire confidence that they're effective

Hot take - It's worse to breathe because water doesn't penetrate and water is a breeding ground for microorganism so it uses your breathe to keep viruses alive on your face.
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Mead posted...

That was because there was taxation without representation for the people paying the taxes for things like tea and stamps at the time, how does that relate to people wearing a simple mask while theyre shopping?

Mask usage without their representative enforcing their demand of no mask.
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

Hot take - It's worse to breathe because water doesn't penetrate and water is a breeding ground for microorganism so it uses your breathe to keep viruses alive on your face.

That was actually one of the points raised back when scientists were debating whether or not recommending masks was a good idea. The potential benefit of keeping a barrier between external virus sources and your respiratory tract was was obvious, but there were concerns that trapping the virus on that surface would actually increase risk. Subsequent research - including a lot of empirical transmission rate data from regions that were already using masks extensively - revealed that that wasn't a major concern, though (or at least that it didn't outweigh the benefits of having a barrier, since mask usage yields a net reduction in transmission rates and infection severity).

There isn't actually any physical reason for it being harder to breathe with a mask. There have been ample pseudo-studies done with people using pulse oximeters to monitor their O2 saturation throughout entire days of wearing masks, and they never give any reason to believe that the person's breathing has been compromised. If wearing a mask makes breathing more difficult, it's either because of an anxiety response to having it there (which is not altogether illegitimate, but people need to stop trying to pretend it's anything more than that), or because the mask is contaminated with mould or other respiratory irritants (which shouldn't be an issue if it's being cleaned frequently enough and one doesn't do stupid things like putting undiluted essential oils on them).

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Is mead reading logged out again? Smh.

Also, it's a running joke between dsb and i.

Also, i didn't call him dumb, just the topic is dumb.

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Not wiping your ass has an immediate discomfort to it, so no

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SunWuKung420 posted...

Also, it's a running joke between dsb and i.

Like when you called him gay in a PM?

Or was that SMT?

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