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UnfairRepresent
12/06/20 5:37:29 AM
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She says she is a Russian trapped inside a [Your people 's] body. Starts learning Russian, speaks in a Russian accent, wears thick coats, eats Dill all the time. Laughs at anyone who complains that it is cold. Cheers for Russian sports teams etc.

Your other patent is confused and does not know how to handle it.



How do you react?
What do you do ?

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Questionmarktarius
12/06/20 5:38:45 AM
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I can read Cyrillic, but don't understand Russian. There's an opportunity here.
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Total_Lost2
12/06/20 5:51:28 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qTGXcwm8vk

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viewmaster_pi
12/06/20 6:03:40 AM
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ewwww dill

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UnfairRepresent
12/06/20 6:17:58 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
ewwww dill
"But daaaaad, its Dill-icious!"

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viewmaster_pi
12/06/20 6:29:23 AM
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russians wouldn't use decadent, wasteful american puns

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UnfairRepresent
12/07/20 7:55:49 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
russians wouldn't use decadent, wasteful american puns
Adopt, adapt and improve.

Motto of the round table

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BloodMoon7
12/07/20 7:58:18 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Your other patent is confused

Damn who is confusing my patent? I thought it was still pending.

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SquirtleSkwad
12/07/20 7:58:25 PM
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What a spooky child.

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UnfairRepresent
12/09/20 6:02:26 PM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
What a spooky child.
You calling Russians spooky?

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DarkChozoGhost
12/10/20 11:42:24 AM
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She'd be grounded until she drops this disgusting transphobic behavior.

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The Trent
12/10/20 11:42:47 AM
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but me and my wife are russian!

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