Current Events > Scenario: You discover that your little sister is secretly the superhero Lionman

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You're at work one day when you hear on the news that Destructo has just been foiled in his latest attempt to take over the city. He was defeated at the last moment by the legendary hero Lionman after a heroic battle. You see the clips and see that despite winning Lionman got the shit kicked out of him and is all beaten up and scarred.

"Ugh that Lionman! That crazy lunatic needs to be locked up!" moans your co-worker Sebastian Mueller as he watches the footage next to you.
"What are you talking about man? He's a hero!" chimes in a big black British man called Wesley who happens to be there.
"Last month he destroyed West Bridge and it took me 45 minutes to drive home after work. What a douchecanoe."
"But that was to stop Dr Brutacus from taking over the city with his mind control spiderdroids."
"Oh yeah right. Like that guy could actually do that. He was just some nutcase with some cheap drone gadgets from Amazon and their slapfight cost the city millions of my tax dollars in repairs. You think the police couldn't handle one crazy guy with pants on his head!? Bah! Should have just shot the lot of them!"

You don't give it much of a second thought throughout of the day, then when after work you go to pick up your sister to meet up with her and her boyfriend Trent for dinner. But when you arrive at her home you get no answer.

You let yourself in out of concern after hearing painful groaning and quiet thumping noises coming from upstairs. You go upstairs, open the door and see her lying in bed, covered in the same marks, bruises and scars that were identical to what Lionman endured in his Destructo battle.

She's wearing half of her Lionman costume and you can see rest of it lying next to her: The fake mane/beard, fake phallic protrusion and torn costume parts. She tries to hide it by covering it and herself with the bedsheets when you come in but it's too late you've seen everything.

"Oh I can't do dinner tonight... There's was too much..work was a..... and I feel sick about... you know the thing... I need an early night. Tell Trent ..." She whimpers semi-coherantly half passed out

This is why no one has ever been able to deduce Lionman's identity. It was actually your sister, a young girl all along! In a cunning disguise.



How do you react?
What do you do?

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"I don't give a fuck, I drove 2 hours to pick your sorry ass up."

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VTBM posted...

"I don't give a fuck, I drove 2 hours to pick your sorry ass up."

Well there certainly are worse ways to take the news

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What are lionmans powers?

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I didn't know I had a superhero.

I mean sister.

Both.

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IShall_Run_Amok posted...

I didn't know I had a superhero.

I mean sister.

Both.

Well now you do

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