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UnfairRepresent
12/09/20 12:47:27 PM
#1:


You come home one day and are uncharacteristically quiet. So much so that your father hasn't heard you come in and can't see you.

He has snuck into your kitchen and is eating your peanut butter, blissfully unaware that you can see him as he says to himself. "He'll never notice. Once I finish he'll just think he ran out. Same as before. Teeehehehehehehehahahahahahaha BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" and continues to eat your peanut butter.



How do you react?
What do you do?

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Dorfmann_
12/09/20 12:52:37 PM
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Strider102
12/09/20 12:53:32 PM
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If there's one thing that will set me off it's someone stealing my peanut butter. That is inexcusable.

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monkmith
12/09/20 1:20:36 PM
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i'd be more worried that i had a zombie in my house.

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Stagmar
12/09/20 1:28:29 PM
#5:


He bought it, why shouldn't he be able to eat it.

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Old NoiseTank
12/09/20 1:29:11 PM
#6:


daddy nooooooooo

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Lokison
12/09/20 1:29:43 PM
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"You know I stick my dick in that right?"

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MrResetti
12/09/20 1:31:03 PM
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I'd probably laugh my ass off to be honest

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JoeySlasherVSPS
12/09/20 1:32:29 PM
#9:


"Gee whizz dad,why is my girlfriend's clothes on the livingroom floor?"

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ZevLoveDOOM
12/09/20 1:34:24 PM
#10:


"Go get your own PB old timer!!"
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UnfairRepresent
12/09/20 1:49:49 PM
#11:


monkmith posted...
i'd be more worried that i had a zombie in my house.
The zombie doesn't seem to bother your dad who is happily eating the peanut butter

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monkmith
12/09/20 1:50:59 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
The zombie doesn't seem to bother your dad who is happily eating the peanut butter
so my zombie dad brought a zombie friend? that's not good, my dad was an asshole and all of his friends were too.

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UnfairRepresent
12/09/20 5:55:43 PM
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Stagmar posted...
He bought it, why shouldn't he be able to eat it.
I think its more that he wants to take it from you

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Stagmar
12/09/20 8:56:04 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I think its more that he wants to take it from you
Again, he bought it so it doesnt matter.

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UnfairRepresent
12/10/20 8:25:33 AM
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Lokison posted...
"You know I stick my dick in that right?"
Didn't seem to stop him

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RetsuZaiZen
12/10/20 8:37:21 AM
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Dorfmann_ posted...
Spear ---> Jackhammer
Nice

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