Current Events > Space Force Employee is DEMOTED cause he'd rather have a PS5 than go to WORK!!

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mrduckbear
12/17/20 7:52:05 PM
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Do you think a PS5 is worth it over that silly space force job?


The PS5 is one of the most sought after and hard to find console around the world and is immensely more popular than the XBOX Series X in terms of sales and scalpers trying to get the console and resell at a profit.

But for one member of Trump's newest military division, the Space Force, his wanting a PS5 was more important than his job!!

The Airman was in search of a PS5 at Target when he found out there would be new stock of the hottest holiday console as only a handful of lucky customers who waited in line like him were able to grab it..and unfortunately, he didn't get his.

His day got worse however as the Senior Airman, now Airman First Class was DEMOTED because he ended up being LATE for the Fitness Improvement Program.

It seems it wasn't his first time being late but this was the last straw and got the letter he posted of his demotion which he found amusing.

The airman said "YOLO, PS5 > letters of discipline"

Some felt the punishment was too harsh as this demotion will affect his career but also a pay cut

Although now that there's a new President, what happens to Trump's Space Force remains to be seen and if Biden scraps the division, his demotion would be meaningless anyway

The airman also said he would DO IT AGAIN because all he wanted this holiday was a PS5 which seems to be more important than his job.

Do you think a PS5 is worth it over that silly space force job?

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R1masher
12/17/20 7:52:43 PM
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This is how the aliens win

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EmbraceOfDeath
12/17/20 7:53:51 PM
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Why are they airmen and not spacemen?

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tri sapphire
12/17/20 8:23:10 PM
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mrgoatthief posted...
Can't spell space force without CE TWICE oh god can't spell twice without CE either it's fucking spreading dunsparce
Nice...no, NO!

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mustachedmystic
12/17/20 8:33:00 PM
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I doubt the Russians are hiring console peasants for their space force. WTF Trump?!?

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Lairen
12/17/20 8:34:34 PM
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What a fucking idiot.

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pikachupwnage
12/17/20 8:36:00 PM
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Fair next.

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Irony
12/17/20 8:37:12 PM
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Me too

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Full Throttle
12/17/20 10:26:07 PM
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its a tie
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OffTempo
12/17/20 10:27:21 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Why are they airmen and not spacemen?
Space Force recruits go through Air Force bmt

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CruelBuffalo
12/17/20 10:28:45 PM
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Should have got an xbox
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Shablagoo
12/17/20 10:30:53 PM
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R1masher posted...
This is how the aliens win

Are you saying PS5s are made by them?

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Poop2
12/17/20 10:32:09 PM
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space farce
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BlingBling22947
12/19/20 3:40:39 AM
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Ah, this is inherited Air Force aka Chair Force culture.

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gunplagirl
12/19/20 3:47:51 AM
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He didn't even get the console lmfao

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