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UnfairRepresent
12/18/20 5:55:32 AM
#1:


What do you do?




You went to the store to pick up some things for your girlfriend only to discover when you got home that you bought linguine instead of spaghetti.

"But I asked you to get some spaghetti. This is linguine." Your disappointed girlfriend says when she realizes you didn't bring it.

Which is true, she did ask specifically ask you to pick up spaghetti but you were thinking about that video game you like at the time and just kinda grabbed a packet of what you assumed to be spaghetti from the pasta shelf.

"Is this Spaghetti? Does it even look like Spaghetti? Uugh, nevermind. I'll get it myself." your visably irritated girlfriend whines while putting on her coat.



How do you react?
What do you do?

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R1masher
12/18/20 5:58:02 AM
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I do this all the time, my plan was to stop her asking me to go to the store

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IfGodCouldDie
12/18/20 5:58:25 AM
#3:


In reality, my wife wouldn't give a shit.

In this hypothetical I let her go to the store because I don't give enough of a fuck about the difference between the two.

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UnfairRepresent
12/18/20 6:00:23 AM
#4:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
In reality, my wife wouldn't give a shit.
Well in this scenario she did.

Maybe she's on her period or this was a specific recipe to impress a friend who is always low key critiquing her cooking or something.

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IfGodCouldDie
12/18/20 6:02:25 AM
#5:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Well in this scenario she did.

Maybe she's on her period or this was a specific recipe to impress a friend who is always low key critiquing her cooking or something.

IfGodCouldDie posted...
In this hypothetical I let her go to the store because I don't give enough of a fuck about the difference between the two.
And no. There is no scenario in real life where my wife cares about the difference between spaghetti and linguini.

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UnfairRepresent
12/19/20 4:35:38 AM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
There is no scenario in real life where my wife cares about the difference between spaghetti and linguini.
Except this one

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IfGodCouldDie
12/19/20 4:37:53 AM
#7:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Except this one
This isn't a real scenario, this is a hypothetical scenario which i addressed.

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UnfairRepresent
12/19/20 4:38:36 AM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
This isn't a real scenario, this is a hypothetical scenario which i addressed.
Your reaction: You come home tomorrow and this scenario happens for real

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nfearurspecimn
12/19/20 4:38:37 AM
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I'd tell her to literally and figuratively go fuck herself.

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Lokison
12/19/20 4:39:08 AM
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"Get over it. It's close enough, and you can deal. If you get this pissy over SLIGHTLY bigger pasta, you obviously have bigger issues"

I say this as someone who's been taking cooking lessons since I was 5. If shes that spaztastic over this, we have MUCH bigger problems.

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Questionmarktarius
12/19/20 6:18:52 AM
#11:


UnfairRepresent posted...
How do you react?
What do you do?
Egg noodles next time.
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viewmaster_pi
12/19/20 6:20:28 AM
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she's gonna hit me again :c

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TerraSeeker
12/19/20 7:01:39 AM
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I would be confused. It looks the same to me.

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