Current Events > You bump into your girlfriends ex who says he'll kill you if you break her heart

Topic List	Page List: 1
UnfairRepresent 12/20/20 2:59:37 PM #1:	You're in the hospital one day getting a cut stitched up when suddenly the doctor says "Oh you're [Mr Your Name]. You're [Your Girlfriend's] new man. I'm Dr Gordo, her old fiance. Don't worry that's all water under the bridge." Then he finished the stitches before going "There all done, Oh. By the way, if you ever hurt her, I will hunt you down and kill you." How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:948569051] in You bump i... [t:79188775]...</cite> <quote>You're in the hospital one day getting a cut stitched up when suddenly the doctor says "Oh you're [Mr Your Name]. You're [Your Girlfriend's] new man. I'm Dr Gordo, her old fiance. Don't worry that's all water under the bridge." Then he finished the stitches before going "There all done, Oh. By the way, if you ever hurt her, I will hunt you down and kill you." How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 12/20/20 3:00:23 PM #2:	UnfairRepresent posted... By the way, if you ever hurt her, I will hunt you down and kill you." I record every interaction with doctors I play this and get him fired I am not going to play with a dumbass doctor who's best interests is his dick --- for the alcohlics https://www.aa.org/ <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:948569078] in You bump i... [t:79188775]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>By the way, if you ever hurt her, I will hunt you down and kill you."</quote> I record every interaction with doctors I play this and get him fired I am not going to play with a dumbass doctor who's best interests is his dick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drunk Cobra 12/20/20 3:00:23 PM #3:	May I request a doctor who is wearing a shirt --- I don't want to be a snuff film reviewer. I want my hobbies to be farming, coin collecting, and reading. - farmer88 <cite>Drunk Cobra posted [p:948569079] in You bump i... [t:79188775]...</cite> <quote>May I request a doctor who is wearing a shirt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SergeantGander 12/20/20 3:00:44 PM #4:	I go home and pinch my gf then gloat in my head that big tough doctor man didn't kill me yet --- LoL IGN: MsRaffensperger ~Dennis~ <cite>SergeantGander posted [p:948569090] in You bump i... [t:79188775]...</cite> <quote>I go home and pinch my gf then gloat in my head that big tough doctor man didn't kill me yet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquirtleSkwad 12/20/20 3:01:28 PM #5:	That's not her ex. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein <cite>SquirtleSkwad posted [p:948569119] in You bump i... [t:79188775]...</cite> <quote>That's not her ex. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 12/20/20 3:02:55 PM #6:	Ask him if I can sit in the chair behind a green screen with the Nintendo Switch? --- Rather a Zoom Thanksgiving than an ICU Christmas. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:948569187] in You bump i... [t:79188775]...</cite> <quote>Ask him if I can sit in the chair behind a green screen with the Nintendo Switch? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 12/20/20 3:04:57 PM #7:	Tell him I'll kill him if he kills me --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:948569255] in You bump i... [t:79188775]...</cite> <quote>Tell him I'll kill him if he kills me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DDirtyDastard 12/20/20 3:06:05 PM #8:	"You gonna kill her if she breaks mine?" <cite>DDirtyDastard posted [p:948569292] in You bump i... [t:79188775]...</cite> <quote>"You gonna kill her if she breaks mine?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/20/20 3:18:37 PM #9:	DDirtyDastard posted... "You gonna kill her if she breaks mine?" Are you his ex too? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:948569800] in You bump i... [t:79188775]...</cite> <quote>DDirtyDastard posted... </cite> <quote>"You gonna kill her if she breaks mine?"</quote>Are you his ex too? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DDirtyDastard 12/20/20 3:19:24 PM #10:	UnfairRepresent posted... Are you his ex too? Would he ask me that? If so, he's too stupid to find and kill me. <cite>DDirtyDastard posted [p:948569835] in You bump i... [t:79188775]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Are you his ex too?</quote> Would he ask me that? If so, he's too stupid to find and kill me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/20/20 4:16:44 PM #11:	Well then the answer is no --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:948571939] in You bump i... [t:79188775]...</cite> <quote>Well then the answer is no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Simp 12/20/20 4:44:59 PM #12:	film myself breaking her heart and send him the video bring it on, bro --- "If we banned simp ... we'd have to shut down CE." - SBAllen <cite>Simp posted [p:948572977] in You bump i... [t:79188775]...</cite> <quote>film myself breaking her heart and send him the video bring it on, bro </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/20/20 5:03:56 PM #13:	Simp posted... film myself breaking her heart and send him the video bring it on, bro https://youtu.be/1RoUV9Ho8qI --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:948573652] in You bump i... [t:79188775]...</cite> <quote>Simp posted... </cite> <quote>film myself breaking her heart and send him the video bring it on, bro</quote>https://youtu.be/1RoUV9Ho8qI </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 12/20/20 5:10:41 PM #14:	My wife's ex is currently sitting in jail for driving around to playgrounds showing his dick to a bunch of kids and having thousands of child porn pics I think I'm safe --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:948573869] in You bump i... [t:79188775]...</cite> <quote>My wife's ex is currently sitting in jail for driving around to playgrounds showing his dick to a bunch of kids and having thousands of child porn pics I think I'm safe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yunalenne10 12/20/20 5:11:44 PM #15:	Lawsuit incoming. --- "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43 <cite>yunalenne10 posted [p:948573919] in You bump i... [t:79188775]...</cite> <quote>Lawsuit incoming. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 12/20/20 5:18:13 PM #16:	I call my friend Wesley & have him deal with this douche. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:948574160] in You bump i... [t:79188775]...</cite> <quote>I call my friend Wesley & have him deal with this douche.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/20/20 5:25:20 PM #17:	littlebro07 posted... My wife's ex is currently sitting in jai It's a different ex --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:948574434] in You bump i... [t:79188775]...</cite> <quote>littlebro07 posted... </cite> <quote>My wife's ex is currently sitting in jai</quote>It's a different ex </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/21/20 4:09:02 PM #18:	yunalenne10 posted... Lawsuit incoming. For what? He did your stitches fine --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:948609933] in You bump i... [t:79188775]...</cite> <quote>yunalenne10 posted... </cite> <quote>Lawsuit incoming.</quote>For what? He did your stitches fine </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/22/20 7:35:32 PM #19:	SergeantGander posted... I go home and pinch my gf then gloat in my head that big tough doctor man didn't kill me yet lol --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:948653631] in You bump i... [t:79188775]...</cite> <quote>SergeantGander posted... </cite> <quote>I go home and pinch my gf then gloat in my head that big tough doctor man didn't kill me yet</quote>lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List	Page List: 1

Current Events > You bump into your girlfriends ex who says he'll kill you if you break her heart (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > You bump into your girlfriends ex who says he'll kill you if you break her heart