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UnfairRepresent
12/25/20 3:05:13 PM
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How do you react?
What do you do?

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Blbmbr666
12/25/20 3:06:45 PM
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bitch you said that IUD was good for 5 years

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UnfairRepresent
12/25/20 3:56:53 PM
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Blbmbr666 posted...
bitch you said that IUD was good for 5 years
Doesn't that make her doctor wrong?

Not her

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Mistere Man
12/25/20 4:01:38 PM
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Wonder why my hand is talking and how it getting pregnant works?

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/20 4:02:40 PM
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"Looks like I picked the wrong to day to stop sniffing glue"

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Blbmbr666
12/25/20 4:05:34 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Doesn't that make her doctor wrong?

Not her
yes but you asked for my reaction

for the record she'd be way more upset than I would be

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UnfairRepresent
12/25/20 4:10:18 PM
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LivingLegend posted...
How did you transform from black to white?
You're dating Michael Jackson?

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UnfairRepresent
12/25/20 7:23:21 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
"Looks like I picked the wrong to day to stop sniffing glue"
I dunno, Christmas day probably is the best day to stop sniffing glue

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JBaLLEN66
12/25/20 7:25:42 PM
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hell no

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/25/20 7:27:33 PM
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I would be happy and we would have another reason to celebrate another few days.

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ssj3vegeta
12/25/20 7:34:26 PM
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Turbam
12/25/20 7:35:10 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
Fuck YES!!!

dats honestly one of my dreams, to have twins. please god
What would you name dem?

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PlsGodDontBanMe
12/25/20 7:36:43 PM
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Blbmbr666 posted...
bitch you said that IUD was good for 5 years

ask annie who would be the better godfather, baka or tim

@Blbmbr666

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eggcorn
12/25/20 7:42:38 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/lWzsKWq.jpg
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UnfairRepresent
12/26/20 8:30:55 AM
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Turbam posted...
What would you name dem?
depends on their gender surely

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Blbmbr666
12/26/20 12:09:09 PM
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PlsGodDontBanMe posted...
ask annie who would be the better godfather, baka or tim

@Blbmbr666
baka hands down

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UnfairRepresent
12/27/20 1:11:55 AM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
Fuck YES!!!

dats honestly one of my dreams, to have twins. please god
Well a happy ending then

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Shotgunnova
12/27/20 1:13:10 AM
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Byron & Buxton

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Panthera
12/27/20 1:22:33 AM
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How the fuck did you hide such an obvious pregnancy from me? Or wait, maybe I already knew. In that case, maybe I already knew it would be twins. Maybe I already knew everything from before I was even born. I know it all. I know it all. I know it all.

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UnfairRepresent
12/27/20 11:38:39 AM
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Panthera posted...
How the fuck did you hide such an obvious pregnancy from me?
Pregnancy isn't obvious at first, it becomes obvious over time

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Panthera
12/27/20 7:47:29 PM
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Based on that picture it's definitely been obvious for a while

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UnfairRepresent
12/28/20 3:34:01 PM
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Panthera posted...
Based on that picture it's definitely been obvious for a while
I guess you were distracted by Christmas season

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UnfairRepresent
12/29/20 1:23:12 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Byron & Buxton
What if they are girls?

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Choco
12/29/20 1:45:30 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
How do you react?
"pog"

What do you do?
her

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
12/29/20 1:46:50 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
Fuck YES!!!

dats honestly one of my dreams, to have twins. please god
We are bonded forever
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Questionmarktarius
12/29/20 1:47:05 PM
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"Okay, but we're naming them Tomax and Xamot."
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Shotgunnova
12/30/20 2:10:35 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
What if they are girls?
Byronia & Buxtonia

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UnfairRepresent
12/31/20 3:42:54 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
"Okay, but we're naming them Tomax and Xamot."

Shotgunnova posted...
Byronia & Buxtonia
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Arcanine2009
01/01/21 12:44:58 AM
#30:


LivingLegend posted...
How did you transform from black to white?
vitiligo

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Dathrowed1
01/01/21 12:46:40 AM
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"I am actually sterile, so we are breaking up ******"

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MrResetti
01/02/21 9:31:18 AM
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Frizzurd
01/02/21 9:55:57 AM
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I'd do my due diligence to take responsibility for the life I brought into this world, unlike so many.

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UnfairRepresent
01/03/21 7:01:02 PM
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MrResetti posted...
Aaand twins
What's in da booooooooox.....es?

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