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UnfairRepresent
01/04/21 12:42:30 PM
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Would you do it?


You're in a store one day when you see your worst enemy in the entire world. Except they are now temporarily resigned to a wheelchair after a big black British crate of "I Survived Donald Trump's Presidency." T-shirts fell on them at the docks and damaged their spine.

You make eye contact and s/he asks you if you could pass them a glass bottle of Adobo Sauce from the top shelf since they can't reach it



How do you react?
What do you do?

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Socrawheeze
01/04/21 12:43:01 PM
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I push the item further back
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Pandamonic
01/04/21 1:01:24 PM
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I keep giving them the wrong item, until they give up and wheel themselves away from my presence.

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Trelve
01/04/21 1:11:38 PM
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Covid restrictions stop me from handing you things, sorry.
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KogaSteelfang
01/04/21 1:26:42 PM
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Sure thing, dad.

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HighOnSolar
01/04/21 1:28:24 PM
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I grab the item from the top shelf for her, then pull with all my weight and bring the shelf crashing down. Ironically in my fit of vengeance, the shelf also paralyzes me and I am confined to a wheelchair for the rest of my life.

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The_Korey
01/04/21 1:29:08 PM
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They wouldn't get the chance to ask. The sudden sight of the would kause me to bust out laughing.

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monkmith
01/04/21 1:29:09 PM
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those are some uncomfortable shoes to wear in a wheelchair.

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