Current Events > Lazybones in Texas threatens the Cart Narc with a gun, police shrug it off

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voldothegr8
02/09/21 7:36:00 PM
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Wow Texas is a wild place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8d_XYd1dac
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voldothegr8
02/09/21 8:08:07 PM
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LOL this came out an hour ago and the internet is already all over his Yelp and Facebook
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kingjeremy
02/09/21 8:11:43 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
LOL this came out an hour ago and internet is already all over his Yelp and Facebook

Welp. He's going to be tracked down and his business likely destroyed. The internet loves vigilante justice.
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Hexenherz
02/09/21 8:12:37 PM
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What is this

Is Lazybones the guy's name who is the Cart Narc

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Yazarogi
02/09/21 8:12:59 PM
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These people need to lose the ability to own and possess a firearm, they are not able to use discretion appropriately.

Dumb fucking pigs too, but that's per usual especially for a state as dumb as Texas.

They need some education.

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realtalkguy
02/09/21 8:15:18 PM
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Wtf does topic title even mean? Is lazybones a country singer?
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armandro
02/09/21 8:15:36 PM
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im surprised that the in the van was pretty nice

he sounded very nice


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armandro
02/09/21 8:16:27 PM
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realtalkguy posted...
Wtf does topic title even mean? Is lazybones a country singer?
that is what the cart narc calls people who don't put back their cart
they're lazybones

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JlM
02/09/21 8:16:37 PM
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We had to get 'em up wid two thugs
Runnin' side by side wid number one
Murda mo drop my guage on 'em
When the po-po chase
If they catch me barehanded I'm done
Rip's gripping the six shot pump, so spill it
Copper lettin' the lead off
Copper thought that he had me caught
Little Layzie blew his head off (aawwwwwww)
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voldothegr8
02/09/21 8:19:47 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
What is this

Is Lazybones the guy's name who is the Cart Narc

The Cart Narcs are highly trained agents who shame people for not putting their carts back in the corral. The perpetrators are often referred to as lazybones.
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modena
02/09/21 8:21:34 PM
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I was thinking Lazy Bone from E99 and St Claire

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Questionmarktarius
02/09/21 8:26:12 PM
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This is just the redneck version of Dave Chappelle's "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong"

voldothegr8 posted...
The Cart Narcs are highly trained agents who shame people for not putting their carts back in the corral.
And that's worth getting shot over, huh?
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Frosted_Midna
02/09/21 8:36:37 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
This is just the redneck version of Dave Chappelle's "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong"

And that's worth getting shot over, huh?

Telling someone to put a cart away warrants the use of a gun?

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Questionmarktarius
02/09/21 8:38:54 PM
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Frosted_Midna posted...
Telling someone to put a cart away warrants the use of a gun?
Some angry rando running up to your van probably does.
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voldothegr8
02/09/21 8:39:46 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
And that's worth getting shot over, huh?

I mean, I was just answering the dude about what the Cart Narcs are about. It's ultimately up to them if it's worth it or not. However, I do support their cause because I feel they're doing the public a great service. Fuck people who leave their carts out to blow around and cause damage.
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IHeartRadiation
02/09/21 8:46:39 PM
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Yazarogi posted...
These people need to lose the ability to own and possess a firearm, they are not able to use discretion appropriately.

Dumb fucking pigs too, but that's per usual especially for a state as dumb as Texas.

They need some education.
you can always tell a texan
but you can't tell em much

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Questionmarktarius
02/09/21 8:53:16 PM
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What "Cart Narcs" think they're doing:


What "Cart Narcs" are actually doing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryqv9REMpsg
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supercrono
02/09/21 8:53:20 PM
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"The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it.
No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you, or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct."


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voldothegr8
02/09/21 8:58:42 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
What "Cart Narcs" think they're doing:


What "Cart Narcs" are actually doing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryqv9REMpsg

I bet you're one who doesn't return the cart
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eston
02/09/21 9:05:08 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Fuck people who leave their carts out to blow around and cause damage.
Tbqh I've never actually seen this happen

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Questionmarktarius
02/09/21 9:07:11 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
I bet you're one who doesn't return the cart
The carts are naughty, and deserve to be in cart jail.

supercrono posted...
No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you, or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart.
So... why the vigilantism about it?

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ToastyOne
02/09/21 10:48:16 PM
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He's gonna die eventually if he keeps doing this. A car is a weapon which a mentally unstable person will not hesitate to use.
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Heavy_D_Forever
02/09/21 10:53:47 PM
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LOL I like Cart Narcs but doing this shit in Texas is a bad idea. Doesn't he normally film in rich neighborhoods in Cali? He would be way safer there.

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pogo_rabid
02/09/21 10:59:34 PM
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Heavy_D_Forever posted...
I like Cart Narcs


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voldothegr8
02/10/21 8:12:46 AM
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ToastyOne posted...
He's gonna die eventually if he keeps doing this. A car is a weapon which a mentally unstable person will not hesitate to use.

That's why I respect the hell out of what they do, they do the public a great service and put their well being on the line doing it. Modern day heroes.
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Questionmarktarius
02/10/21 7:50:50 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
they do the public a great service
Vigilantism is never a great public service.
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IHeartRadiation
02/10/21 7:52:35 PM
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Batman is a sneaky boy.

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