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apolloooo 04/14/21 9:29:15 PM #1: |
Ate too many peaches?
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furb 04/14/21 9:29:40 PM #2: |
Strong fat is a thing
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Blightzkrieg 04/14/21 9:29:54 PM #3: |
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LostForest 04/14/21 9:30:54 PM #4: |
He's not actually fat anymore tho. He's got a little bit of a belly, but they slimmed him down in the last two decades.
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Jeff AKA Snoopy 04/14/21 9:31:16 PM #5: |
furb posted...
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DespondentDeity 04/14/21 9:31:41 PM #6: |
Dreamer bulking
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BloodMoon7 04/14/21 9:31:46 PM #7: |
He constantly eats to maintain his weight. He needs it to ground pound turtles.
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pegusus123456 04/14/21 9:31:59 PM #8: |
It turns out ass is really fattening and he's constantly eating it.
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creativerealms 04/14/21 9:32:03 PM #9: |
There is something in those mushrooms.
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VipaGTS 04/14/21 9:32:28 PM #10: |
He is a video game.
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Flockaveli 04/14/21 9:32:47 PM #11: |
Same reason not every skinny person is physically fit. There is no correlation.
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masticatingman 04/14/21 9:47:05 PM #12: |
Wouldn't say any of the older promo material I saw for Mario exactly pointed to him being a fat dude. Had some weight to him but nothing particularly striking. Short and average.
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Darmik 04/14/21 9:47:48 PM #13: |
He hits the beer hard in between games
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FortuneCookie 04/14/21 9:47:53 PM #14: |
I used to run daily and still had a belly. That is 100% diet.
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