Current Events > Watch this lazybones hit his own cart then threaten the Cart Narc with death

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf5uvRzaHmw

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not sure who is worse, the asshole who can't walk 10 feet to return his cart or the asshat with a camera trying to instigate shit for views while disrespecting people's property. dude has no right to put magnets or whatever on people's cars and he's a smug little prick who isn't going to change anyone's mind with that attitude.

both of these people suck

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Giant_Aspirin posted...

not sure who is worse, the asshole who can't walk 10 feet to return his cart or the asshat with a camera trying to instigate shit for views while disrespecting people's property. dude has no right to put magnets or whatever on people's cars and he's a smug little prick who isn't going to change anyone's mind with that attitude.

both of these people suck

One of them will get their shit absolutely rocked one day and that will be the end of that as they're being WEE WOO SKEEDILY BOPPED to the ER

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its literally feet away return your carts god damn i hate lazy people but the narc is also a fucking idiot

Do we need more topics about this stupid shit? These videos are likely staged anyway, just like 99.9% of social media reality.

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Oh damn they made their way to Wisconsin XD

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Its sad that a majority of these grown people resort to threats or acting like a child before they acknowledge their own laziness.

Also wow I heard the Cart Narcs say on video once that they operate around the whole country but I thought that was an exaggeration because they are typically in California, only to now see one in my own city. I shop at a Pick N Save, although I dont recognize this particular one.

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This is exactly how I picture a meeting between the Cart Narcs and your average CEman going.

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The cart narc people are so obnoxious that I can't enjoy watching assholes get frustrated with them, because they are being seriously egged on to the max by annoying people.

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I honestly dont see myself getting annoyed by the Cart Narc people in a situation where they confront me like this but then Ive never once not put my cart back so I wouldnt ever be in that position.

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She's gonna get killed doing this

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Error1355 posted...

The cart narc people are so obnoxious that I can't enjoy watching assholes get frustrated with them, because they are being seriously egged on to the max by annoying people.

I will struggle to not see the irony in this post.

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CADE FOSTER posted...

its literally feet away return your carts god damn

agreed. cart goes into corral.
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Narc is annoying, but I kan't empathize with a big baby that thinks an unwanted fridge magnet entitles him to murder. That, and repeatedly getting out to fight being so much easier than putting a kart in a korral 2 spaces away, which he actively stopped himself from doing once he realized Narc's satisfaction.

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https://tinyurl.com/y7nzveyf

Here's a brave cart narc harassing a disabled woman in front of her child. Tells her she has a "fake disability", "you must have conned some doctor", calls her a bad mother and then proceeds to say nobody would ever fuck her. The look of resignation on her face when he accused her of conning a doctor (as she's showing him her papers) is heartbreaking.

Real fucking heroes here.

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PoundGarden posted...

https://tinyurl.com/y7nzveyf

Here's a brave cart narc harassing a disabled woman in front of her child. Tells her she has a "fake disability", "you must have conned some doctor", calls her a bad mother and then proceeds to say nobody would ever fuck her. The look of resignation on her face when he accused her of conning a doctor (as she's showing him her papers) is heartbreaking.

Real fucking heroes here.

First, you linked to a google search instead of a video. Are you talking about this one?

https://youtu.be/HTNFsiK55qY

Secondly, her daughter is at home. Nothing in the video occurs in front of her child.

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Sounds like a Family Guy character lol
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My favorite one is the guy who says Why because I'm a fat asshole?

PoundGarden posted...

https://tinyurl.com/y7nzveyf

Here's a brave cart narc harassing a disabled woman in front of her child. Tells her she has a "fake disability", "you must have conned some doctor", calls her a bad mother and then proceeds to say nobody would ever fuck her. The look of resignation on her face when he accused her of conning a doctor (as she's showing him her papers) is heartbreaking.

Real fucking heroes here.

Too disabled to push a cart 10 feet in the interest of other disabled people who use the spot, not too disabled to assault a guy and spend 10 minutes chasing him around. I have a fucked up back too, I always put my cart back.

I do think he was too aggressive initially though...it seemed like she was getting ready to put her cart back before he busted out lazy-bones-itis.

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I love how triggered half of ce gets by these videos

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I always park next or pretty much near the cart station.

Or next to a divider and leave the cart on the grass instead of the parking area.

Snatched carts up for myself plenty of times from others doing it.

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Pepys Monster posted...

First, you linked to a google search instead of a video. Are you talking about this one?

https://youtu.be/HTNFsiK55qY

Secondly, her daughter is at home. Nothing in the video occurs in front of her child.

You sure? I thought she said her daughter was in the truck.

Regardless, everything else he did was beyond despicable.

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PoundGarden posted...

You sure? I thought she said her daughter was in the truck.

Regardless, everything else he did was beyond despicable.

No, it wasn't. She chased him, threw a drink at him, and chased him some more instead of just putting her cart back.

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It's not hard to put the cart back.

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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...

Or next to a divider and leave the cart on the grass instead of the parking area.

Sir, that's not where the carts go!

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Pepys Monster posted...

No, it wasn't. She chased him, threw a drink at him, and chased him some more instead of just putting her cart back.

Yeah, people tend to get pretty pissed when some nobody accosts them and tells them they have a fake disability, are unfuckable, conned a doctor, and are bad parents. I Like how you're handwaving that. She even had documentation to prove she isn't lying.

You should try it sometime to verify.

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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...

Or next to a divider and leave the cart on the grass instead of the parking area.

The fuck? How many topics is it going to take?

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Giant_Aspirin posted...

the ass*** with a camera trying to instigate s*** for views while disrespecting people's property

^^^THIS one, without question.

PrettyBoyFloyd posted...

Or next to a divider and leave the cart on the grass instead of the parking area.

Oh you're that guy

PrettyBoyFloyd posted...

I always park next or pretty much near the cart station.

Or next to a divider and leave the cart on the grass instead of the parking area.

Tagged.

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Does anyone every just drive off with the sticker without a fuss?

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I dunno. I kind of love this guy, from the couple videos I seen. Especially as someone who always picks the non confrontational route. He's doing what I'd never do. Hope he doesn't get beat the fuck up. I imagine he sticks to areas that that's less likely to happen. Dude's also hilarious with how much he plays into the character. I'm sure it would get old if I watched too many.

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The_Korey posted...

Does anyone every just drive off with the sticker without a fuss?

Wouldn't be worth uploading that. Thats not good content.

I'm sure it happens.

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PoundGarden posted...

Yeah, people tend to get pretty pissed when some nobody accosts them and tells them they have a fake disability, are unfuckable, conned a doctor, and are bad parents. I Like how you're handwaving that. She even had documentation to prove she isn't lying.

You should try it sometime to verify.

Youre acting like he said all those things before she assaulted him and called him 1,000 insults, which is untrue.

CanuckCowboy posted...

Wouldn't be worth uploading that. Thats not good content.

I'm sure it happens.

Yeah, I know theres one where the lazy bones is really jovial and laughing about it and happily takes the cart back that they uploaded though.

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Hope he doesn't get beat the f*** up

I hope he does in a big fucking way.

Solid Snake07 posted...

I love how triggered half of ce gets by these videos

Thats why these topics are great

You get to see a funny video and watch CE cry about it

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Cocytus posted...

I hope he does in a big fucking way.

Take care of your carts and he won't trigger you this hard. He's making you feel insecure and that will go away if you just respect the cart laws.

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Shablagoo posted...

Youre acting like he said all those things before she assaulted him and called him 1,000 insults, which is untrue.

Fascinating. What is it that he says all the time? Oh yeah "two wrongs don't make a riiiight!" He should probably practice what he preaches. And watch the video again, what set her off was him mocking her disability.

Regardless, you're defending someone harassing a disabled person and telling them they're lying and not really disabled. He stepped way the fuck out of line, and lost any moral high ground he had.

Dude's gonna do that to the wrong person and get his shit sprayed all over the ground

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PoundGarden posted...

Yeah, people tend to get pretty pissed when some nobody accosts them and tells them they have a fake disability, are unfuckable, conned a doctor, and are bad parents. I Like how you're handwaving that. She even had documentation to prove she isn't lying.

You should try it sometime to verify.

CE is all about harassing the disabled and claiming they are faking it.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Take care of your carts and he won't trigger you this hard. He's making you feel insecure and that will go away if you just respect the cart laws.

I do put up my cart. It's not his place to vandalize peoples' cars for his fucking youtube channel. I hope he really fucks with the wrong guy.

PoundGarden posted...

Oh yeah "two wrongs don't make a riiiight!" He should probably practice what he preaches.

Exactly, thank you.

This shit is fucking stupid

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"hyyah! I blocked your attack with my baton" LOL

Cocytus posted...

I do put up my cart. It's not his place to vandalize peoples' cars for his fucking youtube channel. I hope he really fucks with the wrong guy.

Oooh nooo. How will people ever get back to their normal life when they gotta do something that's even easier than taking the cart back?!? That magnet will haunt them forever!

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You have no right to throw things at other people's cars/property.

That's vandalism and in the right circunstances probably assault.

These people need to learn respect

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ShotgunSilencer posted...

"hyyah! I blocked your attack with my baton" LOL

CEmen jealous that actual swordsman still exist and they out here scared.

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UnfairRepresent posted...

You have no right to throw things at other people's cars/property.

That's vandalism and in the right circunstances probably assault.

These people need to learn respect

Exactly. See, people understand that what this guy is doing is wrong.

UnfairRepresent posted...

You have no right to throw things at other people's cars/property.

That's vandalism and in the right circunstances probably assault.

These people need to learn respect

You guys are such big babies >_>.

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Oooh nooo. How will people ever get back to their normal life when they gotta do something that's even easier than taking the cart back?!? That magnet will haunt them forever!

How about I put a magnet on your car for what the fuck ever my pet peeve is...? You ok with that?

Cocytus posted...

How about I put a magnet on your car for what the fuck ever my pet peeve is...? You ok with that?

I 100% am. I think it's funny when people do stuff like that. And all I gotta do is take it off and put it on my fridge instead when I get home. Try living a place where being actually assaulted is more of a reality and you don't cry over this lil petty entertaining stuff.

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