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apolloooo 06/18/21 3:15:32 AM #1:	didnt see or feel it until i chewed up the apple and feel something with papery texture in it, and realized its those stickers they put on fruits. don't wanna spit so I swallowed anyway. i eat apples with the skin so fuck them --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:955157833] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>didnt see or feel it until i chewed up the apple and feel something with papery texture in it, and realized its those stickers they put on fruits. don't wanna spit so I swallowed anyway. i eat apples with the skin so fuck them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
skermac 06/18/21 3:17:51 AM #2:	The stickers have codes cashiers need to ring up the Apples, all fruits have them --- To the edge of the universe and back, endure and survive <cite>skermac posted [p:955157861] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>The stickers have codes cashiers need to ring up the Apples, all fruits have them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 06/18/21 3:17:53 AM #3:	4132 Gala Apple Now your colon knows, and knowing is half the battle. --- Above us lay the burdens, Below us lay the truths. We're somewhere in the middle, and we're all discontent too. Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:955157863] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>4132 Gala Apple Now your colon knows, and knowing is half the battle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 06/18/21 3:19:03 AM #4:	skermac posted... The stickers have codes cashiers need to ring up the Apples, all fruits have them can they make edible stickers instead of this shit --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:955157883] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>skermac posted... </cite> <quote>The stickers have codes cashiers need to ring up the Apples, all fruits have them</quote>can they make edible stickers instead of this shit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 06/18/21 3:19:37 AM #5:	They're edible due to fda laws, so you should be okay. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. <cite>Lokison posted [p:955157895] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>They're edible due to fda laws, so you should be okay. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 06/18/21 3:20:13 AM #6:	Pro-tip: never buy canned food unless you're Jaws. --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:955157901] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>Pro-tip: never buy canned food unless you're Jaws. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 06/18/21 3:21:00 AM #7:	Lokison posted... They're edible due to fda laws, so you should be okay. i revise: make a sticker that actually taste good --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:955157910] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>Lokison posted... </cite> <quote>They're edible due to fda laws, so you should be okay.</quote>i revise: make a sticker that actually taste good </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 06/18/21 3:21:20 AM #8:	Thompson posted... Pro-tip: never buy canned food unless you're Jaws. Are we talking shark or James Bond villain? --- Above us lay the burdens, Below us lay the truths. We're somewhere in the middle, and we're all discontent too. Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:955157919] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>Thompson posted... </cite> <quote>Pro-tip: never buy canned food unless you're Jaws.</quote>Are we talking shark or James Bond villain? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 06/18/21 3:21:40 AM #9:	I eat stickers all the time dude! --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:955157923] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>I eat stickers all the time dude! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 06/18/21 3:22:06 AM #10:	Southernfatman posted... I eat stickers all the time dude! do you poop sticky poo --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:955157934] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>Southernfatman posted... </cite> <quote>I eat stickers all the time dude!</quote>do you poop sticky poo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 06/18/21 3:37:50 AM #11:	apolloooo posted... i revise: make a sticker that actually taste good You're not supposed to enjoy it cause you're not supposed to eat it. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:955158122] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>apolloooo posted... </cite> <quote>i revise: make a sticker that actually taste good</quote>You're not supposed to enjoy it cause you're not supposed to eat it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AirFresh 06/18/21 3:40:28 AM #12:	Thompson posted... Pro-tip: never buy canned food unless you're Jaws. Wtf --- AirFresh - Voted the hottest content creator on The FAQs' #KeepItFresh #BoopTroop <cite>AirFresh posted [p:955158152] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>Thompson posted... </cite> <quote>Pro-tip: never buy canned food unless you're Jaws.</quote>Wtf </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 06/18/21 3:43:54 AM #13:	skermac posted... The stickers have codes cashiers need to ring up the Apples, all fruits have them Cant they just press the Apple button in their product list on their computer <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:955158194] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>skermac posted... </cite> <quote>The stickers have codes cashiers need to ring up the Apples, all fruits have them</quote>Cant they just press the Apple button in their product list on their computer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocDelicious 06/18/21 3:44:33 AM #14:	apolloooo posted... i eat apples with the skin so fuck them Isn't that generally how apples are eaten? I don't think that's unusual. --- o7 Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. <cite>DocDelicious posted [p:955158201] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>apolloooo posted... </cite> <quote>i eat apples with the skin so fuck them</quote> Isn't that generally how apples are eaten? I don't think that's unusual. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A5modeu5 06/18/21 3:46:45 AM #15:	DocDelicious posted... apolloooo posted... i eat apples with the skin so fuck them Isn't that generally how apples are eaten? I don't think that's unusual. Yeah and you should wash them before eating. No idea how you can wash an apple and leave a sticker on it. --- --- http://backloggery.com/a5modeu5/sig.gif <cite>A5modeu5 posted [p:955158224] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>DocDelicious posted...</cite> <quote>apolloooo posted... </cite> <quote> i eat apples with the skin so fuck them</quote> Isn't that generally how apples are eaten? I don't think that's unusual. </quote> Yeah and you should wash them before eating. No idea how you can wash an apple and leave a sticker on it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 06/18/21 3:47:35 AM #16:	A5modeu5 posted... Yeah and you should wash them before eating. No idea how you can wash an apple and leave a sticker on it. I just douse it with water and rub it with my clothes --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:955158238] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>A5modeu5 posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah and you should wash them before eating. No idea how you can wash an apple and leave a sticker on it.</quote>I just douse it with water and rub it with my clothes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 06/18/21 4:09:14 AM #17:	MabusIncarnate posted... Are we talking shark or James Bond villain? Yes --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:955158483] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Are we talking shark or James Bond villain?</quote>Yes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoungMan 06/18/21 4:16:59 AM #18:	skermac posted... The stickers have codes cashiers need to ring up the Apples, all fruits have them You mean like cheat codes? --- Milky, milky, warm and tasty. Mommy, milky! Please be hasty! <cite>YoungMan posted [p:955158568] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>skermac posted... </cite> <quote>The stickers have codes cashiers need to ring up the Apples, all fruits have them</quote>You mean like cheat codes? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VigorouslySwish 06/18/21 4:17:45 AM #19:	Southernfatman posted... I eat stickers all the time dude! --- i'm just some guy yellin' about apple sauce <cite>VigorouslySwish posted [p:955158577] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>Southernfatman posted... </cite> <quote>I eat stickers all the time dude!</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaiganeer 06/18/21 4:18:44 AM #20:	extra fiber <cite>Kaiganeer posted [p:955158592] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>extra fiber </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 06/18/21 4:39:19 AM #21:	Southernfatman posted... I eat stickers all the time dude! Did u eat glue as a kid --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:955158830] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>Southernfatman posted... </cite> <quote>I eat stickers all the time dude!</quote>Did u eat glue as a kid </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 06/18/21 4:45:08 AM #22:	You know how conspiracy theorists think vaccines contain microchips? Theyre really in apple stickers. Bill Gates can now track you. On the upside, your colon now has great wifi reception. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:955158895] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>You know how conspiracy theorists think vaccines contain microchips? Theyre really in apple stickers. Bill Gates can now track you. On the upside, your colon now has great wifi reception. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 06/18/21 4:47:58 AM #23:	they should just carve the brand logo in there. someone could choke with one of them stickers... <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:955158922] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>they should just carve the brand logo in there. someone could choke with one of them stickers... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rivers 06/18/21 5:03:41 AM #24:	Southernfatman posted... I eat stickers all the time dude! that's where the highest concentration of nutrients is --- equites quattuor in saeculum saeculi 4h4l <cite>rivers posted [p:955159141] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>Southernfatman posted... </cite> <quote>I eat stickers all the time dude!</quote>that's where the highest concentration of nutrients is </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 06/18/21 5:10:51 AM #25:	Kakapo posted... You know how conspiracy theorists think vaccines contain microchips? Theyre really in apple stickers. Bill Gates can now track you. On the upside, your colon now has great wifi reception. Well at least i'd have no problem entertaining myself when wifi is down --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:955159231] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>Kakapo posted... </cite> <quote>You know how conspiracy theorists think vaccines contain microchips? Theyre really in apple stickers. Bill Gates can now track you. On the upside, your colon now has great wifi reception.</quote>Well at least i'd have no problem entertaining myself when wifi is down </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thompson 06/18/21 5:10:53 AM #26:	ZevLoveDOOM posted... they should just carve the brand logo in there. someone could choke with one of them stickers... The carving most likely will pierce the apple's skin, which will decrese the apple's shelf-life, leading to increased spoilage, and consequently, food waste. Also, if those stickers are a choking hazard, then so would be the apple's skin. --- Sigs are rather pointless, except if it's to showcase animation and images. <cite>Thompson posted [p:955159233] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>ZevLoveDOOM posted... </cite> <quote>they should just carve the brand logo in there. someone could choke with one of them stickers...</quote>The carving most likely will pierce the apple's skin, which will decrese the apple's shelf-life, leading to increased spoilage, and consequently, food waste. Also, if those stickers are a choking hazard, then so would be the apple's skin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DuneMan 06/18/21 8:22:11 AM #28:	Without the stickers they wouldn't know when you charge you double for an 'organic' apple. --- "I'd rather betray the world than let the world betray me." -Cao Cao <cite>DuneMan posted [p:955161661] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>Without the stickers they wouldn't know when you charge you double for an 'organic' apple. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 06/18/21 8:25:17 AM #29:	apolloooo posted... don't wanna spit so I swallowed --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:955161719] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>apolloooo posted... </cite> <quote>don't wanna spit so I swallowed</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 06/18/21 8:36:46 AM #30:	You didnt see it and peel it off while you were rinsing it? Or at all? Its not like theyre difficult to see. --- Bah weep grannah weep ni ni bon <cite>rexcrk posted [p:955161941] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>You didnt see it and peel it off while you were rinsing it? Or at all? Its not like theyre difficult to see. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 06/18/21 8:39:42 AM #31:	I may be having a false memory, but didn't you make this thread before? --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:955161988] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>I may be having a false memory, but didn't you make this thread before? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthWendy 06/18/21 9:15:52 AM #32:	Dont you wash your fruits and vegetables before eating them ? That sticker should have washed away under the tap if washed properly. --- Ave Caesar, Rosae Rosam et Spiritus Rex ! - Voila, ca ne veut absolument rien dire mais l'effet reste le meme https://imgur.com/NtyKYwI <cite>DarthWendy posted [p:955162737] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>Dont you wash your fruits and vegetables before eating them ? That sticker should have washed away under the tap if washed properly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 06/18/21 10:05:24 AM #33:	DarthWendy posted... Dont you wash your fruits and vegetables before eating them ? That sticker should have washed away under the tap if washed properly. I just doused it with little water, rub it with my shirt to dry it --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:955163947] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>DarthWendy posted... </cite> <quote>Dont you wash your fruits and vegetables before eating them ? That sticker should have washed away under the tap if washed properly.</quote>I just doused it with little water, rub it with my shirt to dry it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StarDestroyer 06/18/21 10:07:33 AM #34:	What type of apple was it? <cite>StarDestroyer posted [p:955164019] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>What type of apple was it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 06/18/21 10:08:52 AM #35:	StarDestroyer posted... What type of apple was it? Fuji --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:955164062] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>StarDestroyer posted... </cite> <quote>What type of apple was it?</quote>Fuji </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 06/18/21 10:23:51 AM #36:	Have you ever stopped a mugging by throwing your Fuji apple at the mugger while yelling "How about THOSE apples?" <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:955164454] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>Have you ever stopped a mugging by throwing your Fuji apple at the mugger while yelling "How about THOSE apples?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SRR Capdown 06/18/21 10:27:17 AM #37:	https://youtu.be/BClZx2W1Hsg --- Fire Bucket <cite>SRR Capdown posted [p:955164550] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/BClZx2W1Hsg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 06/18/21 10:32:57 AM #38:	Ruvan22 posted... Have you ever stopped a mugging by throwing your Fuji apple at the mugger while yelling "How about THOSE apples?" No. --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:955164698] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>Ruvan22 posted... </cite> <quote>Have you ever stopped a mugging by throwing your Fuji apple at the mugger while yelling "How about THOSE apples?"</quote>No. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 06/18/21 10:34:21 AM #39:	apolloooo posted... No. As Rivel and Silver's cat dad it's your duty to make these kind of dad puns <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:955164728] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>apolloooo posted... </cite> <quote>No.</quote> As Rivel and Silver's cat dad it's your duty to make these kind of dad puns </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 06/18/21 12:25:25 PM #40:	Ruvan22 posted... As Rivel and Silver's cat dad it's your duty to make these kind of dad puns My dad joke level is still pretty low. Need some more experience daddying --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:955168343] in why the fu... [t:79520247]...</cite> <quote>Ruvan22 posted... </cite> <quote>As Rivel and Silver's cat dad it's your duty to make these kind of dad puns</quote>My dad joke level is still pretty low. Need some more experience daddying </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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