Poll of the Day > My tinder babe spent 30 years of his life thinking he's a "Jr"

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Jen0125
07/09/21 7:24:24 PM
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I was looking at his birth certificate when he was getting his passport and asked why he was a junior if him and his dad have different middle names. He said to be a junior you only have to share a first name and last name.

I gently informed him that this was not true. He googled it, fucked around and found out.

RIP Jr.

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Lokarin
07/09/21 7:27:43 PM
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huh, I never considered that before

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Clench281
07/09/21 7:29:12 PM
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Ppl generally don't use Jr, II or III correctly

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SilentSeph
07/09/21 7:33:08 PM
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That reminds me, what's the difference between Jr. and II?

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Clench281
07/09/21 7:33:56 PM
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Jr if named after your father

II if named after a male relative who isn't your father

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DirtBasedSoap
07/09/21 7:42:02 PM
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I have the same name and birthday as my dad and am not a JR. people who name their kids after themselves are fuckin lazy lol

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Jen0125
07/09/21 7:47:59 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
I have the same name and birthday as my dad and am not a JR. people who name their kids after themselves are fuckin lazy lol

I told him my dad and brother have the same first and last name and he's not a junior because they have a different middle name. I don't think he really cared at all but if I found out I had been labeled wrong by my name my whole life I'd feel weird lol

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MrMelodramatic
07/09/21 7:52:43 PM
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I had a friend in high school who was a IV, and when we were in eleventh grade he had a son who was a V. I hope that keeps going on forever.

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DrPrimemaster
07/09/21 8:28:49 PM
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I found this out at 20, I don't think you ever care about it.

Though did he go by junior or his name? or a nickname?

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LaggnFragnLarry
07/09/21 8:35:37 PM
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i went old school and just added son to the end of my first name and called my son that
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CoorsLight
07/09/21 8:37:04 PM
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Isn't that just up to them? I've never heard of this rule
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Nichtcrawler X
07/09/21 8:38:13 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
but if I found out I had been labeled wrong by my name my whole life I'd feel weird lol

I know the feeling. Learning my given name was in no way my actual name caused me a bit of an identity crisis during my teen years.

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ssj4supervegeta
07/09/21 8:41:27 PM
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i mean. can't you just give yourself that label anyway? like who is gonna stop you, the name police?

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Ogurisama
07/09/21 8:43:18 PM
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ssj4supervegeta posted...
i mean. can't you just give yourself that label anyway? like who is gonna stop you, the name police?
Jen is the name police, dont question her authority

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ParanoidObsessive
07/09/21 8:44:13 PM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
I found this out at 20, I don't think you ever care about it.

I actually knew this from a very young age, because my father and grandfather had the same first and last names, but different middle names, and weren't Sr/Jr.

One of my friends is also "the Third". And a terrible disappointment to his family because all of his kids were girls, so there will never be a "the Fourth".
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Jen0125
07/09/21 8:47:44 PM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
I found this out at 20, I don't think you ever care about it.

Though did he go by junior or his name? or a nickname?

Just his regular name. I don't think it phased him at all lol

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Jen0125
07/09/21 8:48:17 PM
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ssj4supervegeta posted...
i mean. can't you just give yourself that label anyway? like who is gonna stop you, the name police?

You def can. My tinder babe is proof it's not like regulated. Nor should it be lol it's just a suffix to a name

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Cacciato
07/09/21 9:08:32 PM
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Clench281 posted...
Jr if named after your father

II if named after a male relative who isn't your father
Thats something new I learned.

I always thought it became Jr/Sr, and then it went to numbers of your junior basically named his junior, if that makes sense.

my dad went the weird route and him, his dad, and I all share first and last names with different middle names. All that led to was a massive inconvenience my entire fucking life because we all go by our middle names.
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Mead
07/09/21 9:41:13 PM
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I think anyone can just be a Jr or whatever as long as they insist

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Dikitain
07/09/21 10:31:20 PM
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When my mom was thinking about naming me after my father, he almost divorced her right on the spot. Thankfully, she relented and settled on just giving me his middle name.

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Greenfox111
07/09/21 10:42:03 PM
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My name is just "Junior"

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Blightzkrieg
07/09/21 10:47:41 PM
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Naming your kid after yourself is the most dumbass American thing I've ever heard of

If you don't own slaves or an estate you don't get to have numbers in your name

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DirtBasedSoap
07/10/21 12:45:41 PM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
Naming your kid after yourself is the most dumbass American thing I've ever heard of
for real

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jkdarlow
07/10/21 12:51:26 PM
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Is this the spiderman bloke ?
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Jen0125
07/10/21 1:05:36 PM
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jkdarlow posted...
Is this the spiderman bloke ?

Yes

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