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NeonOctopus
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Spidey5
07/20/21 3:05:02 PM
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HylianFox
07/20/21 3:05:51 PM
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Can't be worse than the Poe seller who hits on him in OoT

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pkmnlord
07/20/21 3:09:30 PM
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Man, you could apply that question to so many other parts of Skyward Sword

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NeonOctopus
07/20/21 5:40:19 PM
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Heartomaton
07/20/21 5:41:47 PM
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Her name is Peatrice and she is a goddess. You will respect her.

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Lordgold666
07/20/21 5:43:33 PM
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the tavern chick from twilight princess >

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NeonOctopus
07/20/21 5:45:25 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
the tavern chick from twilight princess >
Ew lol

That knight chick was hot, even if her bangs were fucking weird

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Trumble
07/20/21 5:45:39 PM
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> no pics

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Letsago
07/20/21 5:50:42 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Can't be worse than the Poe seller who hits on him in OoT
"If I looked as good as you, I could run a different kind of business..."

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NeonOctopus
07/22/21 6:04:27 AM
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Damn, Orielle and Wryna are waaaaay hotter than Zelda >_> I'd rather Link end up with one of those MILFS instead of that average Zelda or that fugly Peatrice smh

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NeonOctopus
07/22/21 1:22:59 PM
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07/22/21 1:24:01 PM
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LostForest
07/22/21 1:29:11 PM
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It legitimately pissed me off that that sidequest forces you to reject her after everything is said and done. It made me feel bad. She's not even ugly, she's just frumpy.

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NeonOctopus
07/22/21 1:56:14 PM
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LostForest posted...
It legitimately pissed me off that that sidequest forces you to reject her after everything is said and done. It made me feel bad. She's not even ugly, she's just frumpy.
No, there's 2 outcomes. You can either accept her affection and you get the gratitude crystals from her. Or you can reject her affection and you get the gratitude crystals from her dad.

Always reject. Fuck that ho lol

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Turbam
07/22/21 1:56:49 PM
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She got a fat ass

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Hambo the Hog
07/22/21 2:01:52 PM
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All of the humans in SS are ugly. I remember watching my cousin play it when it came out and we were both shocked when we finally found an NPC that looked just okay. I don't understand how SS Zelda can be so many people's favorite Zelda design.

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Turbam
07/22/21 2:03:03 PM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
All of the humans in SS are ugly. I remember watching my cousin play it when it came out and we were both shocked when we finally found an NPC that looked just okay. I don't understand how SS Zelda can be so many people's favorite Zelda design.
It's nobody's favorite design, it's their favorite personality

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NeonOctopus
07/22/21 2:03:13 PM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
All of the humans in SS are ugly.
Orielle and Wryna are nice >_> Wryna does have a weird face tho

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SuperShake666
07/22/21 2:03:59 PM
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NeonOctopus
07/22/21 2:04:36 PM
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Alucard188
07/22/21 2:05:24 PM
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I asked "Pics?" and they said "No Pics!" Hardness gone!

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Turbam
07/22/21 2:05:53 PM
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NeonOctopus
07/22/21 2:06:41 PM
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HylianFox
07/22/21 2:07:56 PM
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https://zelda.fandom.com/wiki/Peatrice

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Choco
07/22/21 2:10:27 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Damn, Orielle and Wryna are waaaaay hotter than Zelda >_> I'd rather Link end up with one of those MILFS instead of that average Zelda or that fugly Peatrice smh
wait wtf??? this is a joke right???

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Choco
07/22/21 2:11:16 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Orielle and Wryna are nice >_> Wryna does have a weird face tho
what the actual literal fuck is wrong with you oh my god

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Hambo the Hog
07/22/21 2:12:31 PM
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Turbam posted...
It's nobody's favorite design, it's their favorite personality
I swear I see people say she's the cutest Zelda all the time. >_>

NeonOctopus posted...
Orielle and Wryna are nice >_> Wryna does have a weird face tho
Orielle! She's the normal looking one! The only resident of Skyloft that isn't a monstrosity!

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NeonOctopus
07/22/21 2:13:09 PM
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Choco posted...
what the actual literal fuck is wrong with you oh my god
A MILF is a MILF bro. Just put a paper bag over her face like in Scary Movie 2 if it bothers you lol

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Choco
07/22/21 2:14:18 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
A MILF is a MILF bro. Just put a paper bag over her face like in Scary Movie 2 if it bothers you lol
how is she a milf if her face looks like actual shit?

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HylianFox
07/22/21 2:14:51 PM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
All of the humans in SS are ugly. I remember watching my cousin play it when it came out and we were both shocked when we finally found an NPC that looked just okay. I don't understand how SS Zelda can be so many people's favorite Zelda design.

Skyward Sword is like a weird amalgam of TWW and TP's designs.
SS has TP'S more realistic proportions while keeping the cartoony features of TWW

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Hambo the Hog
07/22/21 2:19:40 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Skyward Sword is like a weird amalgam of TWW and TP's designs.
SS has TP'S more realistic proportions while keeping the cartoony features of TWW
And it gave us this abomination as literally the main character:

Why? Just why?

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HylianFox
07/22/21 2:20:45 PM
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Link's lips sink ships

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Hambo the Hog
07/22/21 2:29:03 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Link's lips sink ships
The ships sink themselves when they see it cuz they can't go on living with that trauma.

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PokemonExpert44
07/22/21 2:31:46 PM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
And it gave us this abomination as literally the main character:

Why? Just why?
Lol how so

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Hambo the Hog
07/22/21 2:45:33 PM
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Dark_SilverX
07/22/21 2:51:52 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
the tavern chick from twilight princess >
hell yeah. i'd let her sit on my face

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NeonOctopus
07/22/21 6:12:13 PM
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Mistere Man
07/22/21 6:54:02 PM
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Turbam posted...
Other than the mole she isnt that bad looking imo.

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BloodMoon7
07/22/21 6:58:19 PM
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Turbam posted...
Maybe I'm blind but she looks kinda cute. She's not going to win the beauty contest but basing this on other Zelda NPCs she looks ok. She's like slightly above average.

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DeathVelvien
07/22/21 7:00:00 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Maybe I'm blind but she looks kinda cute. She's not going to win the beauty contest but basing this on other Zelda NPCs she looks ok. She's like slightly above average.
She's cute in her own way, especially as you get further along with her

Orielle best NPC gril though

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limp-bizkit-89
07/22/21 7:05:08 PM
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Turbam posted...

she is almost n64 blurry. Oh nintendo, always behind the times

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BloodMoon7
07/22/21 7:06:00 PM
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You know what I'd smash

We should make a would you smash series but with NPCs cause some of them are lowkey really hot

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NeonOctopus
07/22/21 7:07:11 PM
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I see no universe, no reality where Peatrice is anything higher than below average

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Mistere Man
07/22/21 7:07:53 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I see no universe, no reality where Peatrice is anything higher than below average
Everyone has different tastes.

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Hambo the Hog
07/22/21 7:07:58 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
You know what I'd smash

This?

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Gobstoppers12
07/22/21 7:08:13 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I see no universe, no reality where Peatrice is anything higher than below average
That's weird, cause that's the reality you're in right now.

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BloodMoon7
07/22/21 7:09:35 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I see no universe, no reality where Peatrice is anything higher than below average
Just hit her from behind den I don't see da problem, she's ready to fuck

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BloodMoon7
07/22/21 7:10:19 PM
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Hambo the Hog posted...

This?
If there's a hole or a pole...

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NeonOctopus
07/23/21 4:21:43 PM
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