Board 8 > B8 NFL Suicide League: Week 1

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KCF0107
08/20/21 6:49:31 PM
#1:


The season is less than three weeks away, so I like to get the first topic out there with plenty of time so people are aware earlier and less prone to forget.

For those who aren't familiar, the basic premise of this is that you are to select one team each week to win their matchup. Win and you move on. Lose or tie, and see you next season. The kicker is that you can pick each team only once per season.

Official Rules
1. Choose one team to win each week
2. If your team wins, you move on. If your team loses or ties, you are eliminated
3. You cannot select a team more than once in a season
4. lolrams
5. You are free to change your pick as many times as you want, but you are locked in once the team you are currently on kicks off
6. Never forget rule #4

Spreadsheet for the current and previous seasons
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1J0NVtelpQtD0NiC4LzTbWPPw9nh5WCIgyh3x_tGu0Pc
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KCF0107
08/20/21 6:49:38 PM
#2:


9/9
Cowboys at Buccaneers

9/12
Jaguars at Texans
Chargers at Washington
Seahawks at Colts
Jets at Panthers
Vikings at Bengals
Cardinals at Titans
49ers at Lions
Steelers at Bills
Eagles at Falcons
Browns at Chiefs
Packers at Saints
Broncos at Giants
Dolphins at Patriots
Bears at Rams

9/13
Ravens at Raiders
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KCF0107
08/20/21 6:50:37 PM
#3:


Winners in my tenure with the week they were eliminated in parenthesis:
2020-2021 Season: Reg (Week 17)
2019-2020 Season: Wigs (Week 13)
2018-2019 Season: Bartz & Meow (Week 9)
2017-2018 Season: greengravy & terpaholic (Week 14)
2016-2017 Season: Reg (Week 16)
2015-2016 Season: lordloki (Week 9)
2014-2015 Season: lobsterfest (Week 11)
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FFDragon
08/20/21 6:54:15 PM
#4:


As usual, Ravens week 1 to eliminate my bias one way or another

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Whiskey_Nick
08/20/21 6:57:13 PM
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Bills

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Arti
08/20/21 7:01:00 PM
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HanOfTheNekos
08/20/21 7:01:58 PM
#7:


Patriots

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KingButz
08/20/21 7:21:35 PM
#8:


Falcons for now
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VengefulKaelee
08/20/21 8:04:30 PM
#9:


49ers
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hockeydude15
08/20/21 8:24:08 PM
#11:


49ers

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Reg
08/20/21 8:48:12 PM
#12:


Oh right I won last year so I should try again this year

Falcons
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MZero
08/20/21 10:45:04 PM
#13:


Los Angeles Rams

I like to live dangerously

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Camden
08/20/21 11:54:37 PM
#14:


Rams

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azuarc
08/21/21 1:50:32 AM
#15:


Oh hey, this is a thing. Little early to make a pick, so I hope I don't forget, but nobody's got a spread of more than a score, and I've learned not to mess around with week 1.

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SwiftyDC
08/21/21 1:53:12 AM
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49ers

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jcgamer107
08/21/21 2:36:01 AM
#17:


tag

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theawesomestevr
08/21/21 2:38:01 AM
#18:


Packers
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Crescent-Moon
08/21/21 12:28:10 PM
#19:


Let's see what crazy risky team I pick to either get it out of the way early or die on week 1... Well ok, not a huge risk.

Panthers. Jets got baited by a flash in the pan QB and will be a dumpster fire yet again. Panthers schedule is pretty tough this year and this feels like a forgettable sub-500 team that no one's really going to notice. I don't even know who their quarterback is.

Oh, it's Sam Darnold.... Kinda hope Sam just balls out on his old team.

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Leonhart4
08/21/21 2:53:56 PM
#20:


Might as well give this a try and get eliminated week 1

Packers

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Camden
08/21/21 2:56:35 PM
#21:


Crescent-Moon posted...
I don't even know who their quarterback is.

Honestly, I think I could say this for about a dozen teams coming into this year.

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Dr_Football
08/21/21 3:32:39 PM
#22:


Chiefs

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MMXcalibur
08/21/21 3:49:06 PM
#23:


Yikes, tough Week 1.

Rams, I guess

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junk_funk
08/21/21 4:17:37 PM
#24:


Bills

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guffguy89
08/21/21 4:21:27 PM
#25:


As always, I go with my team week 1.

Packers

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MrSmartGuy
08/21/21 4:24:08 PM
#26:


Falcons

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SpikeSetsFire
08/22/21 1:30:23 AM
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Falcons

Am I reading this right?
Ryan Fitzpatrick is playing for his 9th different NFL team.
Wow! Is that record?

I mean... I follow Australian Football, so even 4 different teams is almost unheard of.


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Camden
08/22/21 1:47:03 AM
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Looks like Josh Johnson has 'played' for 13 different teams, likely the record at least for a QB.

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fortybelowsummer
08/23/21 2:27:56 AM
#29:


Rams


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WiggumFan267
08/23/21 3:13:11 AM
#30:


tag

safety pick 49ers

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jcgamer107
08/23/21 2:14:43 PM
#31:


Bucs

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masterplum
08/23/21 2:19:08 PM
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Cody11533
08/23/21 3:08:55 PM
#33:


Rams
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Not Dave
08/23/21 3:15:09 PM
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tag

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turbopuns3
08/23/21 3:51:07 PM
#35:


Bucs for now in case I forget
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azuarc
08/23/21 5:30:55 PM
#36:


Okay, fine. Safety pick for now.

49ers

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Fastbreak
08/23/21 6:11:56 PM
#37:


Oh God it's already time for this

Uhhh

Panthers for now

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tgs2
08/23/21 6:15:22 PM
#38:


49ers

Oh God Oh jeeze. This came up fast. Best to start safe and change later on if need be.
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KokoroAkechi
08/23/21 7:23:45 PM
#39:


Tampa Bay
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KCF0107
08/25/21 4:31:55 PM
#40:


I should probably start adding people to the sheet
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TheArkOfTurus
08/25/21 4:37:34 PM
#41:


Rams

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KCF0107
08/25/21 5:00:44 PM
#42:


I'm personally looking at Buccaneers, Falcons, Chiefs, Rams, or Ravens. I will absolutely not consider any other game based on currently known injuries.
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Leonhart4
08/25/21 6:44:41 PM
#43:


People either think the Eagles are going to be catastrophically bad or they have some misguided sense that the Falcons are in any way reliable.

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azuarc
08/27/21 10:05:21 AM
#44:


I don't think the Eagles are going to be good, but I wouldn't trust the Falcons, either, so that game is too much of a crapshoot.

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Reg
08/27/21 10:35:24 AM
#45:


Leonhart4 posted...
People either think the Eagles are going to be catastrophically bad or they have some misguided sense that the Falcons are in any way reliable.
Fuck the Eagles

That is all
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Leonhart4
08/27/21 10:42:59 AM
#46:


Hey, I'm with you! I just don't trust Atlanta. Maybe getting rid of Dan Quinn will be enough to make them better.

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azuarc
08/27/21 12:49:32 PM
#47:


Reg posted...
Fuck the Eagles

That is all

Someone really hates Don Henley, geez.

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KingButz
08/27/21 2:14:26 PM
#48:


It's not that I have like a ton of faith in the Falcons but the eagles are supposed to be bad and this week is actually very tough. A lot of the underdogs are playing at home.
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Leonhart4
08/27/21 2:16:07 PM
#49:


Yeah, I don't have a lot of confidence in any pick this week. It's a strong opening week.

I'd just prefer to start with a team I believe will be good this year, although there's always that random upset in Week 1.

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KingButz
08/27/21 2:22:17 PM
#50:


The Buccs and Rams also look like OK options but I would like to save them both
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