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PiOverlord
08/28/21 6:43:26 AM
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With this human body under my control, tell me everything I need to know in order to succeed at taking over the human race.

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Aki_Sora
08/28/21 6:44:16 AM
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But I already vaccinated.
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IfGodCouldDie
08/28/21 6:44:58 AM
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Sorry but it isn't possible.

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megamanfreakXD
08/28/21 6:46:35 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM
08/28/21 6:47:16 AM
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is the plan ready master?
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PiOverlord
08/28/21 6:52:54 AM
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Aki_Sora posted...
But I already vaccinated.
What is this vaccine you speak of human? Send me the blueprints to this device now.

IfGodCouldDie posted...
Sorry but it isn't possible.
I already took over 1 human; it's not impossible, it's inevitable.

megamanfreakXD posted...
becareful of ivermectin
We believe the threat to be minimal. Our reports as of 2 years ago state that it's primarily used on horses, so we don't think we will run into it.

ZevLoveDOOM posted...
is the plan ready master?
Almost my young pupil. We just need a bit more information on this pathetic human race, and then we will take over each and every one of them!!!

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viewmaster_pi
08/28/21 6:53:09 AM
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megamanfreakXD posted...
becareful of ivermectin
lol

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ZevLoveDOOM
08/28/21 6:54:15 AM
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PiOverlord posted...
Almost my young pupil. We just need a bit more information on this pathetic human race, and then we will take over each and every one of them!!!

excellent!
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BurmesePenguin
08/28/21 7:16:26 AM
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Wasnt PiOverlord a Hoth simp?
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Kitt
08/28/21 7:22:45 AM
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BloodMoon7
08/28/21 7:35:33 AM
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It is impossible. Humans kill each other to quickly for any take over to work. Even if you did, they would continue to kill each other at a rapid pace and you would not be able to breed them fast enough.

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IfGodCouldDie
08/28/21 9:07:18 AM
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PiOverlord posted...
I already took over 1 human
That was your first mistake.

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Tyranthraxus
08/28/21 9:19:05 AM
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Go into Fox news and tell the hosts on air that the libs are trying to not get taken over by alien worms and the rest will sort itself out.

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