Poll of the Day > I ordered a new mattress hooray

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Jen0125
09/07/21 2:49:45 PM
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I feel weird sleeping on my bed with my new boyfriend knowing that my mattress is my ex's mattress

Now I will have a nice fresh virgin mattress for us

Never been kissed mattress

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BEERandWEED
09/07/21 6:12:05 PM
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Mead
09/07/21 6:13:43 PM
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I think we all know what happens on mattresses

lots of farting

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Jen0125
09/07/21 6:19:36 PM
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Mead posted...
I think we all know what happens on mattresses

lots of farting

Especially when I'm involved

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Sarcasthma
09/07/21 6:19:42 PM
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omg jen was the mattress fucker all along!

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HornedLion
09/07/21 6:25:01 PM
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Listen, I purchased a Purple Mattress and its the best home purchase decision Ive ever made. Watch the commercial and do not underestimate the part about it staying cool. I got it for the back support, which is totally delivers and then some on... but the coolness of it was very surprising and a blessing in the summer. Seeing as youre in one of the hottest States, you would benefit from one. Since you already got a new mattress I would still highly recommend their pillow. Again, very cool.

https://youtu.be/XNT2mBjLoTk

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Jen0125
09/07/21 6:36:24 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
omg jen was the mattress fucker all along!

Hehehe

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Firewood18
09/07/21 10:37:34 PM
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My mattress is over 10 years old and has been through two pregnancies and much more. Im due for a new queen.
Whats decently priced for a new one these days?

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Mead
09/07/21 10:38:30 PM
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Firewood18 posted...
My mattress is over 10 years old and has been through two pregnancies and much more. Im due for a new queen.
Whats decently priced for a new one these days?

300 zenny

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sveksii
09/08/21 12:51:26 PM
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Firewood18 posted...
My mattress is over 10 years old and has been through two pregnancies and much more. Im due for a new queen.
Whats decently priced for a new one these days?
You impregnated your mattress twice? Wonder what a mattress baby looks like.
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teddy241
09/08/21 12:53:03 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
I feel weird sleeping on my bed with my new boyfriend knowing that my mattress is my ex's mattress

Now I will have a nice fresh virgin mattress for us

Never been kissed mattress

Lmao i use to think of this after my ex wife divorced and i slept with a few different women. i just became a slut and owned it.
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Jen0125
09/08/21 1:14:20 PM
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teddy241 posted...
Lmao i use to think of this after my ex wife divorced and i slept with a few different women. i just became a slut and owned it.

It's weird having sex and sleeping on a bed with a new person after having slept on it 6 years with someone else. It's not even my mattress it's my ex's

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Lynyrd_Skynyrd
09/08/21 2:37:48 PM
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HornedLion posted...
Listen, I purchased a Purple Mattress and its the best home purchase decision Ive ever made. Watch the commercial and do not underestimate the part about it staying cool. I got it for the back support, which is totally delivers and then some on... but the coolness of it was very surprising and a blessing in the summer. Seeing as youre in one of the hottest States, you would benefit from one. Since you already got a new mattress I would still highly recommend their pillow. Again, very cool.

https://youtu.be/XNT2mBjLoTk
Nice try, Purple_Mattress_Salesman_42069. You almost had me.
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Jen0125
09/08/21 2:38:16 PM
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I bought a Nectar mattress so he missed his chance to advertise to me!

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Lynyrd_Skynyrd
09/08/21 2:39:17 PM
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My mom bought me a Tempur-Pedic mattress when I moved into my house and it is very nice and also a mattress I absolutely could not have afforded.
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Jen0125
09/08/21 2:55:04 PM
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Lynyrd_Skynyrd posted...
My mom bought me a Tempur-Pedic mattress when I moved into my house and it is very nice and also a mattress I absolutely could not have afforded.

Oh yeah those are pricey. I bought this one on sale for Labor day so I got it for less than $1k.

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DrPrimemaster
09/08/21 3:17:00 PM
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I had a nectar and went back because it stored heat like a motherfucker. Sweating every night. Let me know your experience.

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Jen0125
09/08/21 4:03:40 PM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
I had a nectar and went back because it stored heat like a motherfucker. Sweating every night. Let me know your experience.

When did you get it? This says it has cooling properties so maybe they updated them

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Clench281
09/08/21 4:08:46 PM
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Want me to help break it in?

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Jen0125
09/08/21 4:22:39 PM
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Clench281 posted...
Want me to help break it in?

Yes you can snuggle with me and my lil boyfren

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DrPrimemaster
09/08/21 7:26:00 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
When did you get it? This says it has cooling properties so maybe they updated them

It was a gift, I think there are cooling upgrades. Mine definitely doesnt have that listed.

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FrndNhbrHdCEman
09/08/21 7:33:13 PM
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Lynyrd_Skynyrd posted...
My mom bought me a Tempur-Pedic mattress when I moved into my house and it is very nice and also a mattress I absolutely could not have afforded.
We have one its nice for reading before bed.

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Jen0125
09/08/21 7:46:01 PM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
It was a gift, I think there are cooling upgrades. Mine definitely doesnt have that listed.

Yeah the basic models now even have a cooling cover on them

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HornedLion
09/09/21 11:23:28 AM
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Lynyrd_Skynyrd posted...
Nice try, Purple_Mattress_Salesman_42069. You almost had me.

You know how everybody loves the cool side of the pillow... But turning it around to the cool side only gives you a brief moment of enjoyment before your hot ass head warms the pillow to near boiling point?

Well with the purple pillow you dont need to turn the pillow over and it stays cool ALL night! No matter how much heat your dome generates.

Its a $150 pillow but worth every single penny. Im almost tempted to say, If its not the coolest pillow you ever owned then Ill delete my gFaqs account.

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Revelation34
09/09/21 12:45:25 PM
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HornedLion posted...


You know how everybody loves the cool side of the pillow... But turning it around to the cool side only gives you a brief moment of enjoyment before your hot ass head warms the pillow to near boiling point?

Well with the purple pillow you dont need to turn the pillow over and it stays cool ALL night! No matter how much heat your dome generates.

Its a $150 pillow but worth every single penny. Im almost tempted to say, If its not the coolest pillow you ever owned then Ill delete my gFaqs account.


Too expensive to get for me for something my cat would just steal anyway.
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