Current Events > Do you think Jake from State Farm fucks all the chicks he saves money for?

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NeonOctopus
09/26/21 10:50:28 PM
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Solid Snake07
09/26/21 11:02:08 PM
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Pretty sure the pizza girl is gay

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NeonOctopus
09/26/21 11:06:40 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Pretty sure the pizza girl is gay
I think she's pretty cute. I'd bang her >_>

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NeonOctopus
09/27/21 9:14:59 AM
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EffectAndCause
09/27/21 9:16:01 AM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Pretty sure the pizza girl is gay

What do you base this on?

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sabrestorm
09/27/21 9:16:43 AM
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No they just want to give him food

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sabrestorm
09/27/21 9:17:08 AM
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EffectAndCause posted...
What do you base this on?

good question

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NeonOctopus
09/27/21 9:19:59 AM
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EffectAndCause posted...
What do you base this on?
He's jealous he can't fuck her

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Solid Snake07
09/27/21 9:35:05 AM
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EffectAndCause posted...
What do you base this on?


Intuition

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Turbam
09/27/21 9:36:06 AM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Pretty sure the pizza girl is gay
What about the meat girl?

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SSJ2GrimReaper
09/27/21 9:39:34 AM
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DezDroppedFreak
09/27/21 9:41:01 AM
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Aaron Rodgers is scorned because he turned him down

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g0ldie
09/27/21 9:41:32 AM
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sabrestorm posted...
No they just want to give him food
you know what they say - the way to a man's heart is through his stomach

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Solid Snake07
09/27/21 9:42:22 AM
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Turbam posted...
What about the meat girl?


Yeah, she looks like she's probably into ladies too

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eston
09/27/21 9:47:44 AM
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For reals though I bet that actor gets a lot of ass from those commercials

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Solid Snake07
09/27/21 9:50:15 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
He's jealous he can't fuck her


Sounds like you're upset you can't fuck her

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NeonOctopus
09/27/21 9:54:08 AM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Sounds like you're upset you can't fuck her
Hell yeah I am! I wanna just ram my cock in her every time she talks about giving Jake a side of ranch. HNNNG!

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SSJ2GrimReaper
09/27/21 9:56:23 AM
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not sure about parker but he def fucked the meat lady

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Goldice
09/27/21 12:07:37 PM
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The meat girls "come around the back later and I'll give you the good stuff" definitely is implying something
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Raikuro
09/27/21 12:11:27 PM
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Why just the chicks though, beekeeper dude is prob dtf
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Questionmarktarius
09/27/21 12:12:50 PM
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It's already well known that Jake from State Farm is in a committed relationship with the other Jake from State Farm.
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CornPop
09/27/21 12:14:12 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
It's already well known that Jake from State Farm is in a committed relationship with the other Jake from State Farm.

The one in khaki's?

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Questionmarktarius
09/27/21 12:15:30 PM
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CornPop posted...
The one in khaki's?
They're both in khakis.
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spanky1
09/27/21 12:16:38 PM
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CommonGrackle
09/27/21 12:45:03 PM
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oh yeah he's giving them a little something on the side, if you know what I mean. no way a girl is going to fall all over a guy like that.
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Questionmarktarius
09/27/21 12:47:02 PM
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CommonGrackle posted...
no way a girl is going to fall all over a guy like that
Have you already forgotten how hellish it was to get car insurance in your late teens and early twenties?
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