Current Events > Have you ever gambled on a fart and lost?

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AmericaTheBrave 10/14/21 11:45:00 AM #1:	Have you? Yes No Have you? - Results (19 votes) Yes 84.21% (16 votes) 16 No 15.79% (3 votes) 3 Just let out a fart that almost felt like a poo and I wasn't sure which would happen. --- https://imgur.com/Asq1ds6 <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:959024355] in Have you e... [t:79710369]...</cite> <quote> Have you? Yes No Vote View Results Have you? - Results (19 votes) Yes 84.21% (16 votes) 16 No 15.79% (3 votes) 3 Show Voting Form Just let out a fart that almost felt like a poo and I wasn't sure which would happen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nacen 10/14/21 11:47:21 AM #2:	Nope --- https://www.last.fm/user/Nacen Yep. <cite>Nacen posted [p:959024420] in Have you e... [t:79710369]...</cite> <quote>Nope </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WILD_CHARIZARD 10/14/21 11:48:23 AM #3:	yea i shit in front of my dad before he had to wipe my ass too because i was incapable of doing so at the time this was about 25 years ago but still, so fucking embarrassing bro i cringe every time i think about it --- Wild Charizard ran away. <cite>WILD_CHARIZARD posted [p:959024449] in Have you e... [t:79710369]...</cite> <quote>yea i shit in front of my dad before he had to wipe my ass too because i was incapable of doing so at the time this was about 25 years ago but still, so fucking embarrassing bro i cringe every time i think about it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 10/14/21 11:51:49 AM #4:	Yes. The worst time was when I went to have lunch at my wife's office, and as I was leaving I sharted. It sucked, but nobody saw it and I figured I could drive home real quick and change. I put some plastic bags on the seat, got in my car, and the battery was dead. So I reached for my phone to call my wife and realized I had left it at home that day. So then I had to walk back in and get her, and she had to find someone to jump my car, and I'm just walking around in shitty pants the whole time. --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:959024549] in Have you e... [t:79710369]...</cite> <quote>Yes. The worst time was when I went to have lunch at my wife's office, and as I was leaving I sharted. It sucked, but nobody saw it and I figured I could drive home real quick and change. I put some plastic bags on the seat, got in my car, and the battery was dead. So I reached for my phone to call my wife and realized I had left it at home that day. So then I had to walk back in and get her, and she had to find someone to jump my car, and I'm just walking around in shitty pants the whole time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoggyBottomBoy 10/14/21 11:52:11 AM #5:	Like once a year. --- Fingah POP'n each otha's <cite>SoggyBottomBoy posted [p:959024560] in Have you e... [t:79710369]...</cite> <quote>Like once a year. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 10/14/21 11:53:23 AM #6:	That's why I learn how to squeeze out my farts to make sure they aren't wet. --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:959024589] in Have you e... [t:79710369]...</cite> <quote>That's why I learn how to squeeze out my farts to make sure they aren't wet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE 10/14/21 11:53:33 AM #7:	anyone voting no is just lucky and hasnt experienced it yet. it will happen eventually. --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:959024594] in Have you e... [t:79710369]...</cite> <quote>anyone voting no is just lucky and hasnt experienced it yet. it will happen eventually. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 10/14/21 11:54:23 AM #8:	I haven't done it in years because I stopped fucking gambling --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:959024619] in Have you e... [t:79710369]...</cite> <quote>I haven't done it in years because I stopped fucking gambling </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic 10/14/21 11:59:43 AM #9:	Yes. But I gambled on a fart and barely won more times. Like if I would have farted for a millisecond longer I would have lost. I'm pretty good at that now. Control is everything. --- ...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling... <cite>Pandamonic posted [p:959024764] in Have you e... [t:79710369]...</cite> <quote>Yes. But I gambled on a fart and barely won more times. Like if I would have farted for a millisecond longer I would have lost. I'm pretty good at that now. Control is everything. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 10/14/21 12:01:13 PM #10:	yes, a couple of times. the last one was, thankfully, in the shower. and guess what i did with the shit? I STOMPED IT DOWN THE DRAIN LIKE ANY PROUD CEMAN. --- Playing: Yakuza 5 Remaster I hope something good happens to you today <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:959024803] in Have you e... [t:79710369]...</cite> <quote>yes, a couple of times. the last one was, thankfully, in the shower. and guess what i did with the shit? I STOMPED IT DOWN THE DRAIN LIKE ANY PROUD CEMAN. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 10/14/21 5:43:12 PM #11:	I fought the fart and the fart won --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:959035209] in Have you e... [t:79710369]...</cite> <quote>I fought the fart and the fart won </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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