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UnfairRepresent 10/20/21 5:16:45 AM #1: |
What do you do?
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It's neck and neck but your team is slightly winning with only minutes left. The game is so incredible and even, it's untrue. You've been on the edge of your seat the entire time with your favorite drink in hand. When your girlfriend waddles in the doorway with difficulty and says her water just broke and contractions have started, her baby is coming right now. She needs you to take her to the hospital. https://i.imgur.com/COJkZ1J.png If you do you'll miss the end of the game! What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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g0ldie 10/20/21 5:18:57 AM #2: |
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MedeaLysistrata 10/20/21 5:20:05 AM #3: |
I can't drive so I guess she can just replace me with the first available Uber driver.
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Dreepapult 10/20/21 5:22:16 AM #4: |
I dgaf about sports tbh
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Nukazie 10/20/21 5:23:26 AM #5: |
if i ever care about sports, it will only be the result of the game
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ModLogic 10/20/21 5:23:56 AM #6: |
lmfao @ "your team" people
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UnfairRepresent 10/20/21 5:24:50 AM #7: |
g0ldie posted...
is it mine?I mean anything's possible I guess. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZevLoveDOOM 10/20/21 5:25:15 AM #8: |
thing is i dont have a team so hospital it is...
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Crazyman93 10/20/21 5:26:14 AM #9: |
Ignoring the fact that you GENERALLY have plenty of time to get to the hospital, I'm going with going to the hospital.
Because honestly, I'd rather have to hear about the great play I missed for a week than spend a lifetime hearing "AND YOU COULDN'T STOP WATCHING A FUCKING SPORTS GAME WHEN I WAS IN LABOR YOU SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT!" every single time we have bad fight. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crazyman93 10/20/21 5:28:55 AM #11: |
Woozul posted...
basically said its what she got for not remembering to get gasWhat a healthy relationship. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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g0ldie 10/20/21 5:29:56 AM #12: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
I mean anything's possible I guess.I was joking, and I'd of course prioritize her and the baby, whether the baby was mine or not, even if I watched sports (I'm a nerd who doesn't). --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BloodMoon7 10/20/21 5:31:06 AM #13: |
The team presumably didn't put a baby in this woman so they will forgive me I'm sure. Then again, I don't have a pp so I'm not sure who did.
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UnfairRepresent 10/20/21 5:31:16 AM #14: |
Woozul posted...
he boyfriend filmed them walking to the hospital and basically said its what she got for not remembering to get gashttps://youtu.be/T03vHSPH-HA --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JTilly 10/20/21 5:32:28 AM #15: |
Honey tom brady about to make history, just get in the bath tub and well figure this out after the 4 quarter
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UnfairRepresent 10/20/21 1:30:07 PM #16: |
BloodMoon7 posted...
The team presumably didn't put a baby in this woman so they will forgive me I'm sure. Then again, I don't have a pp so I'm not sure who did.Maybe it was the team after all --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ryven 10/20/21 1:33:10 PM #17: |
Both. Blast the radio way up high to keep the radio feed of the game going while flooring it to the hospital.
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pfh1001 10/20/21 1:40:30 PM #18: |
I like sports more than a lot of CEmen, but I don't have any team that I care that much about, so my gf & kid will take priority.
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Prestoff 10/20/21 1:41:54 PM #19: |
I don't think TC thought this scenario through.
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TheRadiant 10/20/21 1:41:56 PM #20: |
I think I would have dumped her when I found out she was pregnant
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Master_Bass 10/20/21 1:42:13 PM #21: |
I couldn't care less about sports, and a birth takes precedence over almost everything imaginable.
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nativengine 10/20/21 1:43:04 PM #22: |
Im a Detroit sports fan and our teams dont win shit anymore.
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Damn_Underscore 10/20/21 1:44:38 PM #23: |
easy. just have sex in the fall and this won't be an issue
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NoxObscuras 10/20/21 1:51:38 PM #24: |
Never cared about sports, so I can't wrap my head around how this scenario even makes sense. If her water breaks, you need to go. Fuck everything else.
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theAteam 10/20/21 1:53:39 PM #25: |
Just record the rest of the game and turn off my phone so no one spoils it. Watch it later.
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smoke_break 10/20/21 1:54:12 PM #26: |
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FL81 10/20/21 2:15:06 PM #27: |
swooce her on over to the stadium and name the child after the team
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Machete 10/20/21 2:16:17 PM #28: |
Why was she pregnant?
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SSJPurple 10/20/21 2:17:22 PM #29: |
Is this a joke?
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The_Korey 10/20/21 2:17:43 PM #30: |
I am almost equally disinterested in both of these events.
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UnfairRepresent 10/20/21 2:26:09 PM #31: |
smoke_break posted...
I'm bringing the game up on my phone and multitasking.And that's how smoke_break crashed his car. He and his girlfriend died but the baby survived and went on to become a spokeswoman for safe driving PSAs --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pepys Monster 10/20/21 2:41:40 PM #32: |
LOL, what is this topic? How is it my team that's about to win the big game if I'm a guy at home watching it on TV? Remake it where I'm an important player on the team so there's an actual dilemma.
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UnfairRepresent 10/21/21 4:51:53 AM #33: |
SSJPurple posted...
Is this a joke?10% of CE did --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wii_Shaker 10/21/21 5:00:31 AM #34: |
I don't care about sports. Skating was always my thing.
But even if Rodney Mullen, Louie Barletta, Richie Jackson and Mark Gonzalez were playing a million dollar game of SKATE at the Berrics, I'd still be there to support my baby mama. Imagine being so trash to not have those priorities straight. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShyOx 10/21/21 5:11:38 AM #35: |
Wii_Shaker posted...
I don't care about sports. Skating was always my thing. The question isn't even the competing entity, it's watching... To make it equivalent, I'm at a Paul McCartney private concert with a meet and greet, I leave it to be there at the birth of my child. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KainWind 10/21/21 5:18:28 AM #36: |
theAteam posted...
Just record the rest of the game and turn off my phone so no one spoils it. Watch it later. This. It's 2021. --- Momentai ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/22/21 11:54:05 AM #37: |
^ Current year arguments are a silly way to dismiss seeing live history
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Questionmarktarius 10/22/21 11:54:57 AM #38: |
Hospitals have televisions.
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Ilishe 10/22/21 11:55:39 AM #39: |
Of course you'd do what you have to for her and the baby
But knowing from experience the actual birth is still hours away and she should first go get a shower. --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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