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Doom_Art
10/20/21 2:36:27 PM
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Ah I guess this is gonna be rattling around in my head for the next two months

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Prestoff
10/20/21 2:39:24 PM
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Funny enough, he actually wasn't if you go by the literal Bible.

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Doom_Art
10/20/21 2:39:57 PM
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where the fuck did the music emoji in the title go

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Prestoff
10/20/21 2:41:12 PM
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Yeah I read your title outloud that my coworker heard it and started singing to it lol


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FortuneCookie
10/20/21 2:41:45 PM
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Good song. It can wait until November 1st.

This is Halloween season.
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Were_Wyrm
10/20/21 2:45:06 PM
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Poor kid, everyone will just combine his birthday present with his christmas present.

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MagnusX
10/20/21 2:45:28 PM
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Saw Liz Mitchell a couple years ago perform her Boney M Christmas set, was fucking awesome.

That famous Christmas album was originally a Liz Mitchell album but switched it to Boney M to help the band's brand. Reading about the group breakup and how different members had the legal rights to Boney M is different countries for years is a trip.
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The-19th-Sparta
10/20/21 2:47:09 PM
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And man will live, forever more, because, of Christmas Daaaaay!

Edit: Got the lyrics wrong, derp.

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Sariana21
10/20/21 2:50:55 PM
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Prestoff posted...
Funny enough, he actually wasn't if you go by the literal Bible.
Yeah, it was highly unlikely a census would have been conducted in the dead of winter.

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Trumble
10/20/21 2:59:13 PM
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How can he have been born on Christmas Day if Christmas hadn't been invented yet? Checkmate theists.

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Criminalt
10/20/21 3:19:05 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
Poor kid, everyone will just combine his birthday present with his christmas present.
And I bet it'll be just a pair of socks.

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Zikten
10/20/21 3:20:53 PM
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Sariana21 posted...

Yeah, it was highly unlikely a census would have been conducted in the dead of winter.

And very convenient that there just happened to already be an existing popular Roman holiday on the 25th
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eston
10/20/21 3:23:14 PM
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Given that they were a young married couple and pregnancy does wild things to a woman's hormones, there's a very good chance Joseph and Mary fucked while she was pregnant with Jesus

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WingsOfGood
10/20/21 3:24:21 PM
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WingsOfGood
10/20/21 3:26:02 PM
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eston posted...
Given that they were a young married couple and pregnancy does wild things to a woman's hormones, there's a very good chance Joseph and Mary fucked while she was pregnant with Jesus

they weren't actually married at the time

they were betroved which is basically engagement

but in those times engagement was basically you are married but without sex
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Dreepapult
10/20/21 3:52:11 PM
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Hail Mithra
Hail Semiramis
Hail Tammuz
Hail Saturn

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Questionmarktarius
10/20/21 3:57:59 PM
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Prestoff posted...
Funny enough, he actually wasn't if you go by the literal Bible.
"Christmas" is just a thin repainting of Saturnalia. This has never been a secret.
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eston
10/20/21 4:27:05 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
they weren't actually married at the time

they were betroved which is basically engagement

but in those times engagement was basically you are married but without sex
Bullshit they fucked

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