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UnfairRepresent
10/22/21 5:28:33 AM
#1:


Could you take it?


Money is after tax but if you take it then no matter matter you say or do, every female on Earth will always think you are gay and you will not be able to convince them otherwise



Would you take it?

Inverse to guys think you're straight if you're that way inclined

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itachi15243
10/22/21 5:29:36 AM
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Fuck no.

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rexcrk
10/22/21 5:33:07 AM
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Its not like I have any luck with with women anyway, so I may as well live in comfort


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ReignFury
10/22/21 5:33:24 AM
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I probably would. I'd argue that I could smash more women if I acted gay.

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UnfairRepresent
10/22/21 5:34:21 AM
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ReignFury posted...
I probably would. I'd argue that I could smash more women if I acted gay.
no matter how you act, if you take the money they'll think you're gay

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inTaCtfuL
10/22/21 5:37:29 AM
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Sure why not, I don't have any success with women currently and they'll probably be more comfortable with me if they thought I was gay. Lol

As long as no guys thinks that I'm gay then I should be good, I really don't need them coming after me lol

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MartinBrodeur
10/22/21 5:42:09 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
no matter how you act, if you take the money they'll think you're gay
That's a fetish for some girls though, sleeping with gay men.

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ReignFury
10/22/21 5:47:46 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
no matter how you act, if you take the money they'll think you're gay

Women are more trusting of gay men and curious about being a gay mans first time, thats why pretending to be gay is a popular pickup technique

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UnfairRepresent
10/22/21 5:51:13 AM
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ReignFury posted...
Women are more trusting of gay men and curious about being a gay mans first time, thats why pretending to be gay is a popular pickup technique
No it's just a comedy song

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Zaltera
10/22/21 5:53:10 AM
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$424,000 and no downside? Sure.

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AwesomeFawful
10/22/21 5:55:20 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
no matter how you act, if you take the money they'll think you're gay
Don't mean no sex.

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The_Korey
10/22/21 6:06:34 AM
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What's the downside? As long as men don't also think that and I ain't gotta deal with dudes hitting on me or homophobes getting in my face to prove their masculinity, this kould be an improvement.

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Nukazie
10/22/21 6:20:12 AM
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give me the moenys

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mooreandrew58
10/22/21 8:01:09 AM
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This premise is why I hate when people just lump bisexual men in with gay guys. I already struggle enough with women them thinking im gay just blows almost any chance I had.

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bigblu89
10/22/21 8:06:03 AM
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Even my wife would think Im gay?

Either way, the money. Lol

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UnfairRepresent
10/22/21 8:28:41 AM
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bigblu89 posted...
Even my wife would think Im gay?
yes

which will probably end horribly

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gamestunner
10/22/21 8:31:57 AM
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Yeah I'll take the money.

I'm married. So I'm fine. Once she gets naked and my dick gets hard, she realize it's all a ruse.

She only thinks I'm gay, but I'm not actually gay.
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UnfairRepresent
10/22/21 8:52:48 AM
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gamestunner posted...
she realize it's all a ruse.
no she'll still think you're gay

That's the whole point

She'll probably just assume you're thinking about Chris Hemsworth's butt while you look at her or something and wonder why you keep lying to her.

Is it denial or are you after her money?

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gamestunner
10/22/21 9:22:31 AM
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Then I tell her, that I went to GameFAQs and I had to pick 424,000 and all woman think I'm gay.

Once she hears the 424,000 she won't care I'm gay, shed be all over my dick anyway.
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FabIe
10/22/21 9:34:51 AM
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I'm married so sure.

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UnfairRepresent
10/22/21 9:39:12 AM
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FabIe posted...
I'm married so sure.
You want your wife to think you're gay?

I think this will end worse for married peeps then single dudes

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Gobstoppers12
10/22/21 9:41:50 AM
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Your kinks are getting stranger, UR

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RetsuZaiZen
10/22/21 9:42:28 AM
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Acting like gay dudes can't get pussy lol

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UnfairRepresent
10/22/21 9:48:58 AM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Acting like gay dudes can't get pussy lol
when did I say that?

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GMAK2442
10/22/21 10:01:12 AM
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I was used to be like I don't care but now, with my Religion, I'm starting to care about what others say of me.

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VigorouslySwish
10/22/21 10:04:13 AM
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hell yeah

Im short, handsome, wear properly fitting clothes, and have impeccable hygiene. Most of them already think Im gay anyway, gimme dat cash


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Tenmyouji
10/22/21 10:11:55 AM
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rexcrk posted...
Its not like I have any luck with with women anyway, so I may as well live in comfort

pretty much.

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bigblu89
10/22/21 10:22:28 AM
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gamestunner posted...
Then I tell her, that I went to GameFAQs and I had to pick 424,000 and all woman think I'm gay.

Once she hears the 424,000 she won't care I'm gay, shed be all over my dick anyway.
Exactly.

I'll just show her this thread, and she'll be more happy about our mortgage being paid off to worry about people thinking she fucking a gay guy.

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UnfairRepresent
10/22/21 10:33:00 AM
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bigblu89 posted...
Exactly.

I'll just show her this thread, and she'll be more happy about our mortgage being paid off to worry about people thinking she fucking a gay guy.
You realize she's included right?

She also thinks you're gay

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FabIe
10/22/21 10:55:50 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You want your wife to think you're gay?

I think this will end worse for married peeps then single dudes

No, I want $424,000. My wife thinking I'm gay would be a non-issue.

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a_n_t_h_0_n_y
10/22/21 11:01:58 AM
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i go through this anyway
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a_n_t_h_0_n_y
10/22/21 11:02:26 AM
#33:


da money
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Tappor
10/22/21 11:02:54 AM
#34:


And they'd be right. Give me the money

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RetsuZaiZen
10/22/21 11:16:05 AM
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FabIe posted...
No, I want $424,000. My wife thinking I'm gay would be a non-issue.
TC clearly knows your wife better than you do.

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Master Kazuya
10/22/21 11:17:37 AM
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Women thinking you're gay doesn't mean they won't sleep with you.

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synth_real
10/22/21 12:35:19 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Inverse to guys think you're straight if you're that way inclined
So I get the money, and gay dudes all thirsting after my dick because they think they can't have it.

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Kanaya413
10/22/21 12:42:37 PM
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women thinking Im gay or guys thinking Im straight will have no effect on me LOL
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TeaMilk
10/22/21 12:43:50 PM
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sabrestorm
10/22/21 12:43:54 PM
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Pay me

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kaliskonig
10/22/21 12:46:05 PM
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Um yes. The women I already deal with know Im not gay and either way there are women that will indeed fuck gay men. Worse case scenario you are spending $100 for an hour of fun on ocassion. and what man would choose women over a small fortune?

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bigblu89
10/22/21 4:14:32 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You realize she's included right?

She also thinks you're gay
So, itll just undo 25 years of how shes thought?

I feel like it would be very easy to convince her that shes wrong.

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