Poll of the Day > I'm all showered up in case my wife wants to do any S-E-X today

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Mead
10/23/21 12:32:50 PM
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And I have stuff to do later

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Muscles
10/23/21 1:10:05 PM
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I feel like it's best not to shower if you want to get laid. There have been thousands of days where I showered and didn't get any.

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Mead
10/23/21 1:11:10 PM
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Muscles posted...
I feel like it's best not to shower if you want to get laid. There have been thousands of days where I showered and didn't get any.

I dunno I feel better after taking a shower

I think showers are a force of good

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Far-Queue
10/23/21 1:13:42 PM
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I like making sure my dick and butthole are clean enough to eat off of before resurrecting the beast with two backs

I'm not into butthole stuff, but I'd never rule it out and I like to be prepared

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Muscles
10/23/21 1:14:23 PM
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They most definitely are, I hate the feeling of not being clean and for whatever reason feel more confident.

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AWinterJ
10/23/21 1:16:18 PM
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Save water, shower together.

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Mead
10/23/21 1:33:45 PM
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AWinterJ posted...
Save water, shower together.

what am I saving the water for?

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Far-Queue
10/23/21 3:34:52 PM
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To sell to lonely gamers didn't you learn anything from Belle Delphine?

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Adam_Savage
10/23/21 3:48:28 PM
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haha he spelled sex
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ReturnOfFa
10/23/21 3:51:24 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
I like making sure my dick and butthole are clean enough to eat off of before resurrecting the beast with two backs

I'm not into butthole stuff, but I'd never rule it out and I like to be prepared
I have a big nose, so her butthole better be clean.

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FrndNhbrHdCEman
10/24/21 12:28:33 AM
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Lol. You make me feel good about the fact Ive only showered once today.

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Mead
10/24/21 12:31:03 AM
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FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Lol. You make me feel good about the fact Ive only showered once today.

if I shower twice in a day its because something happened to me like I fell into quicksand or something similar

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HornedLion
10/24/21 12:38:20 AM
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https://youtu.be/-JfEJq56IwI

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Greenfox111
10/24/21 1:07:56 AM
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If you shower any less than 3 times per hour you're a dirty mongoloid

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Mead
10/24/21 1:13:36 AM
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Greenfox111 posted...
If you shower any less than 3 times per hour you're a dirty mongoloid

if water wanted to splash on me all the time then I wouldnt have evolved to be an upon solid land creature

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Person106
10/24/21 2:59:52 AM
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Try rolling in the mud and grunting like a pig.
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Muscles
10/24/21 3:26:22 AM
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Zangulus posted...
Sex is better the dirtier you are. Both physically and mentally.
If you start off clean you can see how nasty you can get in how ever many rounds you go

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BUMPED2002
10/24/21 9:13:50 AM
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People should shower regardless. Not many odors can be as vile as BO.

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LinkPizza
10/24/21 10:05:13 AM
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I had the sex last night Good thing I shower before hand Mead was right to do so. So, I did so, as well
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Far-Queue
10/24/21 12:29:30 PM
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ReturnOfFa
10/24/21 2:02:47 PM
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BUMPED2002 posted...
People should shower regardless. Not many odors can be as vile as BO.
I'd say unwashed genitals can beat it.

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Adam_Savage
10/24/21 11:29:18 PM
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people had tons of kids back then

i don't think anyone gave a fuck about hygiene
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Zareth
10/25/21 2:15:47 AM
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Far-Queue posted...
Last week's? More like last month's

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Far-Queue
10/25/21 6:13:07 AM
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Adam_Savage posted...
people had tons of kids back then

i don't think anyone gave a fuck about hygiene
I wonder if smells like that even registered for them. Like, it had to be common, even normal, for people to stink. Did they even notice?

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LinkPizza
10/25/21 6:16:36 AM
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Far-Queue posted...
I wonder if smells like that even registered for them. Like, it had to be common, even normal, for people to stink. Did they even notice?

Probably not. Nose blindness will happen. When I got out of basic, we went to tech school and wondered why everyone though we stank. But two weeks later when the next set of new people arrived, we understood. We couldnt smell it on us since thats just what we smelled like. But they sure could. And we could with the new arrivals. So chances are, they were nose blind, and everything was fine

The problem was you could probably still taste it
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Far-Queue
10/25/21 6:24:36 AM
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Yo I remember that happening when I went to AIT!

I had forgotten all about that but you're right when we arrived at AIT a couple people said we smelled sour and it wasn't until after we had washed our BDUs I guess that it went away. We didn't even notice but when the next cycle came through we could smell them. It was mostly their clothes and stuff, because most people shower. Some of the girls had greasy hair, though... (to be fair I'm sure lots of guys had greasy hair too we just had a lot less of it lol)

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Far-Queue
10/31/21 11:39:44 AM
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How does shit get modded after a week?

Like I don't care that it was modded, I'm just curious if the mods are that backed up, or if someone is combing through old posts to mark them?

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Mead
10/31/21 11:59:22 AM
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Some dweeb is probably marking old posts

Nothing better to do with their time

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LinkPizza
10/31/21 1:09:58 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
How does shit get modded after a week?

Like I don't care that it was modded, I'm just curious if the mods are that backed up, or if someone is combing through old posts to mark them?

Someone asked a mod once, and apparently, the mods do get backed up sometimes

But I dont think it was a week. It was like a couple of day. So, Meads probably right about the marking of old post Or a mod going through
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Kanatteru
10/31/21 2:30:32 PM
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wait, you guys are having sex?

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Mead
10/31/21 2:32:59 PM
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Kanatteru posted...
wait, you guys are having sex?

pretty infrequently

but every once in a while. . .frequently

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Greenfox111
11/02/21 10:00:48 AM
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i have sex anywhere from 0-2 times a week

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