[LFQ-400] Scenario: Your girlfriend's dad demands that you call him "Sir"

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UnfairRepresent 10/26/21 8:48:00 AM #1:	What do you call him? Sir Mr His first name His last name Pops Bitchtits Old man Whatever the hell I feel like I don't know Other What do you call him? - Results (5 votes) Sir 40% (2 votes) 2 Mr 0% (0 votes) 0 His first name 20% (1 vote) 1 His last name 0% (0 votes) 0 Pops 20% (1 vote) 1 Bitchtits 20% (1 vote) 1 Old man 0% (0 votes) 0 Whatever the hell I feel like 0% (0 votes) 0 I don't know 0% (0 votes) 0 Other 0% (0 votes) 0 Things are going great with your girlfriend so she is introducing you to her patriarch father who you often think disaproves of you although no one ever says it outright. He stares at you with straight eye contact and demands that you always call him sir as a sign of respect. https://i.imgur.com/cXc9SKC.jpeg Inverse to boyfriend's dad if that way inclined. What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:959399470] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote> What do you call him? Sir Mr His first name His last name Pops Bitchtits Old man Whatever the hell I feel like I don't know Other Vote View Results What do you call him? - Results (5 votes) Sir 40% (2 votes) 2 Mr 0% (0 votes) 0 His first name 20% (1 vote) 1 His last name 0% (0 votes) 0 Pops 20% (1 vote) 1 Bitchtits 20% (1 vote) 1 Old man 0% (0 votes) 0 Whatever the hell I feel like 0% (0 votes) 0 I don't know 0% (0 votes) 0 Other 0% (0 votes) 0 Show Voting Form Things are going great with your girlfriend so she is introducing you to her patriarch father who you often think disaproves of you although no one ever says it outright. He stares at you with straight eye contact and demands that you always call him sir as a sign of respect. https://i.imgur.com/cXc9SKC.jpeg Inverse to boyfriend's dad if that way inclined. What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 10/26/21 8:50:09 AM #2:	I'm either calling him by his first name or Mr. last name. none of that "sir" nonsense. --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:959399514] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>I'm either calling him by his first name or Mr. last name. none of that "sir" nonsense. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 10/26/21 8:50:09 AM #3:	I'm pretty sure he wasn't knighted --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:959399515] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>I'm pretty sure he wasn't knighted </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee 10/26/21 8:50:23 AM #4:	I start calling him fam --- Fire tempers iron and temptation steels the just <cite>YookaLaylee posted [p:959399519] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>I start calling him fam</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 10/26/21 8:50:48 AM #5:	The difference between friend and boy friend is the sex, sir. Im joking. I was fucking her when we were just friends too, sir. --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:959399527] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>The difference between friend and boy friend is the sex, sir. Im joking. I was fucking her when we were just friends too, sir. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 10/26/21 8:50:57 AM #6:	Sir Reginald .....von McFarlandmeister.... ....of Yorkshire Province.... ....the Third..... .....Jr. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:959399529] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>Sir Reginald .....von McFarlandmeister.... ....of Yorkshire Province.... ....the Third..... .....Jr. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
QwelzaarKane 10/26/21 8:51:39 AM #7:	"Bruh" it is then. --- http://error1355.com/ce/QwelzaarKane.html I'm morose and lugubrious, I'ma let the uzi spit, turn his face into gooey s*** <cite>QwelzaarKane posted [p:959399541] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>"Bruh" it is then. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 10/26/21 8:52:32 AM #8:	pops --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:959399555] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>pops </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabrestorm 10/26/21 8:53:22 AM #9:	You either call him sir or never see is daughter again plus your parents send you to bed with no supper for being rude --- No worries no, dilemmas no <cite>sabrestorm posted [p:959399565] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>You either call him sir or never see is daughter again plus your parents send you to bed with no supper for being rude </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 10/26/21 8:53:25 AM #10:	Lairen posted... The difference between friend and boy friend is the sex, sir. Im joking. I was fucking her when we were just friends too, sir. All the boys were, sir. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:959399566] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>Lairen posted... </cite> <quote>The difference between friend and boy friend is the sex, sir. Im joking. I was fucking her when we were just friends too, sir.</quote> All the boys were, sir. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 10/26/21 8:53:32 AM #11:	I only call my big black British friend Wesley "sir" --- https://imgur.com/vDci4hD <cite>Ivynn posted [p:959399571] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>I only call my big black British friend Wesley "sir" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 10/26/21 8:57:02 AM #12:	I've earned my place in life where I don't even have to call my own father "sir" anymore (he's just "Dad" now) and am also on a first name basis with my bosses at work. He gets the same treatment, especially if he demands respect instead of commanding it naturally. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:959399636] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>I've earned my place in life where I don't even have to call my own father "sir" anymore (he's just "Dad" now) and am also on a first name basis with my bosses at work. He gets the same treatment, especially if he demands respect instead of commanding it naturally. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 10/26/21 8:58:09 AM #13:	YookaLaylee posted... I start calling him fam Fam. Famalam. Famalama ding dong. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:959399653] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>YookaLaylee posted... </cite> <quote>I start calling him fam</quote>Fam. Famalam. Famalama ding dong. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 10/26/21 9:01:56 AM #14:	He wouldnt disapprove of me, so he wouldnt be this aggro towards me. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:959399735] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>He wouldnt disapprove of me, so he wouldnt be this aggro towards me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 10/26/21 9:02:36 AM #15:	I call him fuckboi --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:959399748] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>I call him fuckboi </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 10/26/21 9:03:47 AM #16:	If he's knighted or a four-star general, I'll think about it. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:959399768] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>If he's knighted or a four-star general, I'll think about it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/26/21 9:24:52 AM #17:	Shotgunnova posted... If he's knighted or a four-star general, I'll think about it. What if he is a 2 star General? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:959400228] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>Shotgunnova posted... </cite> <quote>If he's knighted or a four-star general, I'll think about it.</quote>What if he is a 2 star General? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 10/26/21 9:34:46 AM #18:	UnfairRepresent posted... What if he is a 2 star General? --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:959400448] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>What if he is a 2 star General?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 10/26/21 9:41:22 AM #19:	Unless that's actually his name or he's knighted that is not happening. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:959400606] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>Unless that's actually his name or he's knighted that is not happening. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 10/26/21 9:42:54 AM #20:	Call him Bob This works best if his name is not Bob --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:959400641] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>Call him Bob This works best if his name is not Bob </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 10/26/21 9:53:13 AM #21:	"Good idea. It'd be konfusing if we were both 'daddy'." --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:959400867] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>"Good idea. It'd be konfusing if we were both 'daddy'." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkmaian23 10/26/21 10:05:38 AM #22:	No. <cite>darkmaian23 posted [p:959401160] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>No. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TrainerNeo_02 10/26/21 11:03:41 AM #23:	Man, Dude, first name. --- 9 days left. Creation halts. Destruction intensifies. Our old world is no more, for the gods only turn their attention to the red sun. <cite>TrainerNeo_02 posted [p:959402655] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>Man, Dude, first name. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/26/21 11:26:55 AM #24:	The_Korey posted... "Good idea. It'd be konfusing if we were both 'daddy'." always found that creepy --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:959403287] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite> <quote>"Good idea. It'd be konfusing if we were both 'daddy'."</quote>always found that creepy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 10/26/21 2:16:34 PM #25:	Someone that demands respect like that never actually deserves it. He can go fuck himself. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:959408216] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite> <quote>Someone that demands respect like that never actually deserves it. He can go fuck himself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent
10/26/21 8:48:00 AM
#1:

<cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:959399470] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
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	What do you call him?
	
			
		Sir

			
		Mr

			
		His first name

			
		His last name

			
		Pops

			
		Bitchtits

			
		Old man

			
		Whatever the hell I feel like

			
		I don't know

			
		Other

		
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	What do you call him? - Results (5 votes)
	
				
			Sir
			40% (2 votes)
			
			2
		
				
			Mr
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			0
		
				
			His first name
			20% (1 vote)
			
			1
		
				
			His last name
			0% (0 votes)
			
			0
		
				
			Pops
			20% (1 vote)
			
			1
		
				
			Bitchtits
			20% (1 vote)
			
			1
		
				
			Old man
			0% (0 votes)
			
			0
		
				
			Whatever the hell I feel like
			0% (0 votes)
			
			0
		
				
			I don't know
			0% (0 votes)
			
			0
		
				
			Other
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Things are going great with your girlfriend so she is introducing you to her patriarch father who you often think disaproves of you although no one ever says  it outright. He stares at you with straight eye contact and demands that you always call him sir as a sign of respect.

https://i.imgur.com/cXc9SKC.jpeg

Inverse to boyfriend's dad if that way inclined.

What do you do?
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g0ldie
10/26/21 8:50:09 AM
#2:

I'm either calling him by his first name or Mr. last name.

none of that "sir" nonsense.

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https://imgur.com/mApEnf3

<cite>g0ldie posted [p:959399514] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>I'm either calling him by his first name or Mr. last name. 

none of that "sir" nonsense. 
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Irony
10/26/21 8:50:09 AM
#3:

I'm pretty sure he wasn't knighted

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I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics.

<cite>Irony posted [p:959399515] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>I'm pretty sure he wasn't knighted 
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YookaLaylee
10/26/21 8:50:23 AM
#4:

I start calling him fam
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Fire tempers iron and temptation steels the just

<cite>YookaLaylee posted [p:959399519] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>I start calling him fam</quote>

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Lairen
10/26/21 8:50:48 AM
#5:

The difference between friend and boy friend is the sex, sir.

Im joking. I was fucking her when we were just friends too, sir.

---

When it rains, it pours.

<cite>Lairen posted [p:959399527] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>The difference between friend and boy friend is the sex, sir.

Im joking. I was fucking her when we were just friends too, sir.
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BloodMoon7
10/26/21 8:50:57 AM
#6:

Sir Reginald

.....von McFarlandmeister....

....of Yorkshire Province....

....the Third.....

.....Jr.

---

My maid will hear about this.

<cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:959399529] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>Sir Reginald

.....von McFarlandmeister....

....of Yorkshire Province....

....the Third.....

.....Jr.
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QwelzaarKane
10/26/21 8:51:39 AM
#7:

"Bruh" it is then.

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http://error1355.com/ce/QwelzaarKane.html
I'm morose and lugubrious, I'ma let the uzi spit, turn his face into gooey s***

<cite>QwelzaarKane posted [p:959399541] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>"Bruh" it is then.
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Ratchetrockon
10/26/21 8:52:32 AM
#8:

pops

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I'm a Taurus
I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth

<cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:959399555] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>pops
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sabrestorm
10/26/21 8:53:22 AM
#9:

You either call him sir or never see is daughter again plus your parents send you to bed with no supper for being rude

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No worries no, dilemmas no

<cite>sabrestorm posted [p:959399565] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>You either call him sir or never see is daughter again plus your parents send you to bed with no supper for being rude
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Xavier_On_High
10/26/21 8:53:25 AM
#10:

Lairen posted...

The difference between friend and boy friend is the sex, sir.

Im joking. I was fucking her when we were just friends too, sir.

All the boys were, sir.

---

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif

<cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:959399566] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>Lairen posted... </cite>
<quote>The difference between friend and boy friend is the sex, sir.

Im joking. I was fucking her when we were just friends too, sir.</quote>
All the boys were, sir.
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Ivynn
10/26/21 8:53:32 AM
#11:

I only call my big black British friend Wesley "sir"

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https://imgur.com/vDci4hD

<cite>Ivynn posted [p:959399571] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>I only call my big black British friend Wesley "sir"
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Paragon21XX
10/26/21 8:57:02 AM
#12:

I've earned my place in life where I don't even have to call my own father "sir" anymore (he's just "Dad" now) and am also on a first name basis with my bosses at work. He gets the same treatment, especially if he demands respect instead of commanding it naturally.

---

Hmm...

<cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:959399636] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>I've earned my place in life where I don't even have to call my own father "sir" anymore (he's just "Dad" now) and am also on a first name basis with my bosses at work. He gets the same treatment, especially if he demands respect instead of commanding it naturally.
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Wii_Shaker
10/26/21 8:58:09 AM
#13:

YookaLaylee posted...

I start calling him fam

Fam. Famalam. Famalama ding dong.

---

"He busted in, blessed be the Lord
Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.)

<cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:959399653] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>YookaLaylee posted... </cite>
<quote>I start calling him fam</quote>Fam. Famalam. Famalama ding dong. 
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bigblu89
10/26/21 9:01:56 AM
#14:

He wouldnt disapprove of me, so he wouldnt be this aggro towards me.

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It takes zero effort to be a good person.

<cite>bigblu89 posted [p:959399735] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>He wouldnt disapprove of me, so he wouldnt be this aggro towards me. 
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Turbam
10/26/21 9:02:36 AM
#15:

I call him fuckboi

---

~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~
I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs

<cite>Turbam posted [p:959399748] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>I call him fuckboi
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Shotgunnova
10/26/21 9:03:47 AM
#16:

If he's knighted or a four-star general, I'll think about it.

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Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame

<cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:959399768] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>If he's knighted or a four-star general, I'll think about it.
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UnfairRepresent
10/26/21 9:24:52 AM
#17:

Shotgunnova posted...

If he's knighted or a four-star general, I'll think about it.

What if he is a 2 star General?

---

^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob

<cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:959400228] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>Shotgunnova posted... </cite>
<quote>If he's knighted or a four-star general, I'll think about it.</quote>What if he is a 2 star General?
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Shotgunnova
10/26/21 9:34:46 AM
#18:

UnfairRepresent posted...

What if he is a 2 star General?

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Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame

<cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:959400448] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite>
<quote>What if he is a 2 star General?</quote> 
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uwnim
10/26/21 9:41:22 AM
#19:

Unless that's actually his name or he's knighted that is not happening.

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I want a pet Lavos Spawn.
[Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica]

<cite>uwnim posted [p:959400606] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>Unless that's actually his name or he's knighted that is not happening.
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eston
10/26/21 9:42:54 AM
#20:

Call him Bob

This works best if his name is not Bob

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http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU

<cite>eston posted [p:959400641] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>Call him Bob

This works best if his name is not Bob
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The_Korey
10/26/21 9:53:13 AM
#21:

"Good idea. It'd be konfusing if we were both 'daddy'."

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https://imgur.com/PpxZDof | https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE
https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy | https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png

<cite>The_Korey posted [p:959400867] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>"Good idea. It'd be konfusing if we were both 'daddy'."
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darkmaian23
10/26/21 10:05:38 AM
#22:

No.

<cite>darkmaian23 posted [p:959401160] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>No.
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TrainerNeo_02
10/26/21 11:03:41 AM
#23:

Man, Dude, first name.

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9 days left. Creation halts. Destruction intensifies. Our old world is no more, for the gods only turn their attention to the red sun.

<cite>TrainerNeo_02 posted [p:959402655] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>Man, Dude, first name.
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UnfairRepresent
10/26/21 11:26:55 AM
#24:

The_Korey posted...

"Good idea. It'd be konfusing if we were both 'daddy'."

always found that creepy

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^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob

<cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:959403287] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>The_Korey posted... </cite>
<quote>"Good idea. It'd be konfusing if we were both 'daddy'."</quote>always found that creepy
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pfh1001
10/26/21 2:16:34 PM
#25:

Someone that demands respect like that never actually deserves it. He can go fuck himself.

<cite>pfh1001 posted [p:959408216] in Scenario: ... [t:79728982]...</cite>
<quote>Someone that demands respect like that never actually deserves it.  He can go fuck himself.</quote>

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