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UnfairRepresent
11/04/21 5:19:47 PM
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Would you?


They've been dating for a while and it's getting serious so she invited him over for dinner to meet you.

She warned you he was an older man but you never thought of this. He arrives via sleigh and barely fits through your door.

"I know he's a little overweight and older than me but he's so funny ,kind and gentle though. Did you know he gives presents to children all over the world every year at Christmas. Isn't that amazing?"



How do you react?
Do you approve?

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BloodMoon7
11/04/21 5:20:45 PM
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That's clearly a sexual predator in a costume.

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NeoShadowhen
11/04/21 5:49:47 PM
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I was actually considering writing an erotic novel to that effect. Minus the whole daughter angle. Come to think of it, if I started now I could probably be done in time for Christmas.
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skermac
11/04/21 5:51:17 PM
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If she is over 18 I approve everyone she dates

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segasaturn
11/04/21 5:53:27 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
That's clearly a sexual predator in a costume.
It sorta looks like Jared

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pfh1001
11/04/21 5:56:48 PM
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Sounds awesome. Maybe Santa will give me a new computer chair to win me over. What's the downside?
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Unit7
11/04/21 5:57:39 PM
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Wheres Mrs Claus in all this? Because I cant say Id approve of my daughter breaking up a marriage.

otherwise, sure.
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UnfairRepresent
11/04/21 6:02:10 PM
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Unit7 posted...
Wheres Mrs Claus in all this?
The North Pole probably

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Paragon21XX
11/04/21 6:04:57 PM
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I have already long ago declared with absolute certainty that Santa Claus does not exist. I don't know who this fucking creep actually is, but he is gonna get the shit beat out of by me all the same if he doesn't get the hell away from my daughter.

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UnfairRepresent
11/04/21 6:06:10 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
I have already long ago declared with absolute certainty that Santa Claus does not exist. I don't know who this fucking creep actually is, but he is gonna get the shit beat out of by me all the same if he doesn't get the hell away from my daughter.
WTF

Even if you don't believe in Santa Claus why would you beat the shit out of a guy that looks like him?

If you saw the tooth fairy walking down the street would you suplex her into the sidewalk?

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
11/04/21 6:07:00 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
That's clearly a sexual predator in a costume.
::pumps shotgun:: Move away and close your eyes baby girl.

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pfh1001
11/04/21 6:09:04 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
If you saw the tooth fairy walking down the street would you suplex her into the sidewalk?


Everyone knows the tooth fairy is evil.
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Paragon21XX
11/04/21 6:10:07 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
WTF

Even if you don't believe in Santa Claus why would you beat the shit out of a guy that looks like him?

If you saw the tooth fairy walking down the street would you suplex her into the sidewalk?
Only if she is actively trying to seduce a family member under obviously false pretenses like this freak wearing a Santa costume.

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OniLink5000
11/04/21 6:11:42 PM
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What if you object and he blackmails you? He knows every bad thing you do.

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Mareen
11/04/21 6:16:02 PM
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Why does she talk about him like she doesn't know who/what Santa is

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BloodMoon7
11/04/21 6:22:20 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
WTF

Even if you don't believe in Santa Claus why would you beat the shit out of a guy that looks like him?

If you saw the tooth fairy walking down the street would you suplex her into the sidewalk?
He's a grown ass man in a Santa costume. He's 90% a sexual deviant. And the tooth fairy is 120% pure sexual pervert hentai individual with a very strange tooth fetish.

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