Poll of the Day > Just a friendly reminder that Darth Vader can't run

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Mead
11/05/21 11:20:20 PM
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edit: oh and SPOILERS

His legs are all fucked up from an accident

I know. The Force. Youre right. Logically he should be able to. He just gets embarrassed cause some stuff happened to his dick we think. We dont know if he pees and it doesnt matter.

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ParanoidObsessive
11/05/21 11:26:04 PM
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If I was Vader, I'd just use the Force to fly around like I was in a wuxia movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aGDLvjOEUs
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DirtBasedSoap
11/05/21 11:30:18 PM
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his legs arent just fucked up, theyre gone

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Mead
11/05/21 11:35:47 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
his legs arent just fucked up, theyre gone

sigh

hes trying to grow them back. Something about Bacta tanks. The dude cries so much. We dont know and we dont ask about it.

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argonautweakend
11/05/21 11:37:55 PM
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remember when you saw like half his head during the helmet insertion scene?

that haunted me the first time i saw it.
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Mead
11/05/21 11:40:43 PM
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argonautweakend posted...
remember when you saw like half his head during the helmet insertion scene?

that haunted me the first time i saw it.

probably hurts and itches and burns just nonstop

probably gets doped up on drugs 24/7 just to keep him docile and able to function. Basically Undead if not literally so.

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DirtBasedSoap
11/06/21 12:21:15 AM
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argonautweakend posted...
remember when you saw like half his head during the helmet insertion scene?

that haunted me the first time i saw it.
i remember being so fucking scared in the theater when mace windu gets his arm chopped off and electrocuted

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Mead
11/06/21 12:27:59 AM
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I was too busy being pissed off about Kit Fisto

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Mead
11/06/21 1:06:54 AM
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VioletMassacre posted...
Who needs to run when you can just flick your wrist to throw shit around?

stay at home dads

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rexcrk
11/06/21 11:36:33 AM
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Sometimes when Im playing as Vader in Battlefront II, Ill make it a point to not run at all.

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Blightzkrieg
11/06/21 11:40:40 AM
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Michael Myers can't run but he gets things done

Vader is just a slasher villain

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Mead
11/06/21 2:47:18 PM
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rexcrk posted...
Sometimes when Im playing as Vader in Battlefront II, Ill make it a point to not run at all.

good cause outside of a game he cant

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Mead
11/06/21 2:48:27 PM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
Michael Myers can't run but he gets things done

Vader is just a slasher villain

he does what he calls Force Walking he insists it is very fast. We just let him do it.

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Lokarin
11/06/21 4:21:46 PM
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Mead makes fun of people in robotic wheelchairs

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Mead
11/06/21 4:58:41 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Mead makes fun of people in robotic wheelchairs

equal rights

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Criminalt
11/06/21 5:37:12 PM
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...in 2024.

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Mead
11/06/21 8:13:39 PM
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DirtBasedSoap
11/06/21 8:20:59 PM
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what do you think DVs cock looks like

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Mead
11/06/21 8:21:31 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
what do you think DVs cock looks like

like its in charge of the situation

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Blightzkrieg
11/06/21 8:26:12 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
what do you think DVs cock looks like
Vestigial

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Nichtcrawler X
11/06/21 9:43:05 PM
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Mead posted...
good cause outside of a game he cant

The books do make it clear he can.

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Mead
11/06/21 10:13:36 PM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
The books do make it clear he can.

fuck those books

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