Current Events > So how many kids would die every year if Hogwarts was real?

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Every single kid has a wand.

No fucking way a couple of them don't "try out" the illegal curses everyone talks about.

Not to mention guys like levitating their friends (or enemies) off cliffs and then fucking up the spell and dropping them

And you just know that creepy guy from Slytherin is going to use the mind control curse on that really hot Ravenclaw chick he obsesses over.

Come to think of it, imagine what would have happened if Gilderoy Lockhart was still the Dark Arts teacher during the last couple of books.

Would have been hilarious to see him deal with the evil Voldemort guys. Maybe oblivate Harry and claim credit for stopping Voldemort.

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