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UnfairRepresent
12/13/21 2:59:19 AM
#1:


You get up one day, feeling half asleep and get into your car.

You try to put your key in the ignition but realise there's already a key in there.

Then it dawns on you that this isn't your car. The door was just unlocked and it was In your space.

Suddenly you hear frantic footsteps of a woman and a cop approaching.

"That's the one officer! That's my car! And that's the asshole who stole it! I wouldn't forget such an ugly face!" the woman screeches

The cop holds out one hand and puts the other on his gun. Then says "Get out of the car and get on ground now ! Slowly with your hands on your head. "

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This is all just a big misunderstanding!

How do you react?
What do you do?

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nfearurspecimn
12/13/21 3:00:20 AM
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Explain myself calmly and walk away free because I'm white.

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BloodMoon7
12/13/21 3:10:20 AM
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I violently resist arrest.

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UnfairRepresent
12/13/21 3:20:59 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
walk away free because I'm white.
:/

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BloodMoon7
12/13/21 3:21:36 AM
#5:


UnfairRepresent posted...
:/
He's right tho

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Pepys Monster
12/13/21 3:22:04 AM
#6:


Clearly, reaching for the officer's gun and wrestling with him because I'm afraid he might use it is the solution here.

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UnfairRepresent
12/13/21 3:04:10 PM
#7:


Pepys Monster posted...
Clearly, reaching for the officer's gun and wrestling with him because I'm afraid he might use it is the solution here.
I mean I can't see any flaws with that logic. It's your right as an American citizen to defend yourself.

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Turbam
12/13/21 3:06:29 PM
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Explain myself calmly and get shot because I'm black

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Foppe
12/13/21 3:08:16 PM
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https://youtu.be/JMkJlagRCIA

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AngelicRadiance
12/13/21 3:10:14 PM
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Turbam posted...
Explain myself calmly and get shot because I'm black
"I feared for my life!"

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UnfairRepresent
12/13/21 5:07:50 PM
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Foppe posted...
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:(

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uwnim
12/13/21 5:12:15 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You try to put your key in the ignition but realise there's already a key in there.

Hold it. Stop. Something is really wrong here. Me trying to put a key in the ignition? Not me trying to push the start button? Wtf.

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Paragon21XX
12/13/21 5:20:31 PM
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uwnim posted...
Hold it. Stop. Something is really wrong here. Me trying to put a key in the ignition? Not me trying to push the start button? Wtf.
Careful now. Pointing out painfully obvious logical errors in TC's masterfully crafted hypothetical scenarios will result in the admonishment that this topic is PuReLy HyPoThEtIcAl.

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UnfairRepresent
12/14/21 4:49:38 AM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Careful now. Pointing out painfully obvious logical errors in TC's masterfully crafted hypothetical scenarios will result in the admonishment that this topic is PuReLy HyPoThEtIcAl.
wut

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UnfairRepresent
12/16/21 5:25:29 AM
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and he was never seen again

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