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Duncanwii
12/14/21 7:23:11 AM
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But it turns out she's a Mermaid. What do you do?

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Turbam
12/14/21 7:23:50 AM
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Have sex with the mermaid

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The Popo
12/14/21 7:24:21 AM
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Capture it in a net and sell it to the highest bidder. In the name of science, of course.

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Duncanwii
12/14/21 7:25:25 AM
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The Popo posted...
Capture it in a net and sell it to the highest bidder. In the name of science, of course.

Stop calling her an it. She has feelings you know.

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Zikten
12/14/21 7:27:22 AM
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Build a house next to the lake . Marry mermaid.
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FabIe
12/14/21 7:27:40 AM
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Skinny dipping at a lake is how you get flesh eating amoeba eating your junk.

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Slayer_22
12/14/21 7:28:09 AM
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Is she a mermaid from the waist down, or the waist up?

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Duncanwii
12/14/21 7:29:29 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Is she a mermaid from the waist down, or the waist up?

Traditional Mermaid but Mammal variant human top half, dolphin bottom half.

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Middle hope
12/14/21 7:30:10 AM
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Eat her heart and use it to grant wishes

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Slayer_22
12/14/21 7:31:15 AM
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Duncanwii posted...


Traditional Mermaid but Mammal variant human top half, dolphin bottom half.

Wait...dolphin? Those feel so fucking weird.

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Dakimakura
12/14/21 7:31:19 AM
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Mermaids arent real Duncan, you are getting scammed.

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Duncanwii
12/14/21 7:34:53 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...


Wait...dolphin? Those feel so fucking weird.

Yeah but this way we get around the Mermaid Problem.

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