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Duncanwii
12/14/21 11:56:14 AM
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I wouldn't be too worried if my neighbor didnt have 3 pit bulls who would like nothing more than to tear me limb from limb.

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Were_Wyrm
12/14/21 11:57:03 AM
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They won't tear you limb from limb if you just comply with their orders.

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PoundGarden
12/14/21 11:59:02 AM
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Normally I'd say carry a gun...but...you shouldn't have a gun, Duncan.

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Pepys Monster
12/14/21 12:00:03 PM
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Buy some bear mace, just in case. It could save your life.

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monkmith
12/14/21 12:03:50 PM
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my neighbors have a pitbull that sounds like the literal spawn of satan that is actively trying to tear down their shitty fence to attack me or my dog. have to jury-rig a blockade in front of a portion of their fence where its warped to hell and the monster can get his head through...

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Zikten
12/14/21 12:05:13 PM
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Are the dogs loose and able to physically reach you if you go outside? If so, call animal control and complain. Or call the neighbor if you know their number and tell them they are being assholes
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DirkDiggles
12/14/21 12:09:01 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/5/1/AAZsuhAACDe3.jpg

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Duncanwii
12/14/21 12:26:38 PM
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I got the mail and I didnt die. But the game I ordered isnt here yet so I need to do this again tomorrow. :(

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3PiesAndAFork
12/14/21 12:27:26 PM
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Pretend it's a chicken

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DeadBankerDream
12/14/21 12:28:27 PM
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Literally jumping on the Pitbull meme and people will still claim Duncan is serious.

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Pepys Monster
12/14/21 12:29:26 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Literally jumping on the Pitbull meme and people will still claim Duncan is serious.
These demon dogs kill every day. Don't make light of it by calling them a meme.

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