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UnfairRepresent
12/18/21 11:41:40 AM
#1:


What do you do?



You're eating a meal in public when you stop to mess about on your phone. You end up doing this for quite a while due to being distracted by a facinating UnfairRepresent topic on CE.

Then suddenly a girl walks up to you and says "Hey." you look up only to be stunned at how attractive she is. She must be the most beautiful girl you've ever seen in your life.

Then she says "Are you going to eat that?" and points at the food left on your plate.

Yes you were intending to eat that.

Inverse to the hottest boy if that way inclined

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How do you react?
What do you do?

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Gobstoppers12
12/18/21 11:54:02 AM
#2:


I tell her to fuck off, she's blocking my view of the brick wall behind her

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Shotgunnova
12/18/21 12:02:08 PM
#3:


I'll give her a bite.

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UnfairRepresent
12/18/21 12:16:49 PM
#4:


Shotgunnova posted...
I'll give her a bite.
Don't bite women :(

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BipBapBam
12/18/21 12:30:15 PM
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I'd be too confused about a hot woman approaching me without calling me an ugly fuck to respond tbh

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smoke_break
12/18/21 12:31:33 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Then she says "Are you going to eat that?" and points at the food left on your plate.
"Nah, it's all yours but... there's an Applebee's right down the street. Let me treat you to a full meal? We don't have to call it a date."

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Thompson
12/18/21 12:34:01 PM
#8:


"I bought it so that I can eat it, and so I will."

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Gobstoppers12
12/18/21 12:34:26 PM
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smoke_break posted...
"Nah, it's all yours but... there's an Applebee's right down the street. Let me treat you to a full meal? We don't have to call it a date."
Oof, that hurt to read tbh

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Raikuro
12/18/21 12:34:28 PM
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Get your own food ya mooch
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Dragon239
12/18/21 12:41:35 PM
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smoke_break posted...
We don't have to call it a date."
lmao

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uwnim
12/18/21 1:09:42 PM
#13:


Honestly, the most unrealistic part of this scenario is finding an UnfairRepresent topic so enthralling that I forget to eat.

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Trumble
12/18/21 1:11:35 PM
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Something like "Of course I fucking am, or else I wouldn't have bought it. If you're that hungry, call the waiter over so we can ask him to tell you to go fuck yourself."

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AngelicRadiance
12/18/21 1:11:56 PM
#15:


Give her a stone cold stunner

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UnfairRepresent
12/18/21 4:21:14 PM
#16:


Dead even so far

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