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UnfairRepresent
12/23/21 9:17:57 AM
#1:


No matter what your Christmas dinner plans were, AOC is now going to be joining them with very short notice and is expecting a meal.

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How would you react?
What do you do?

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Mistere Man
12/23/21 9:22:28 AM
#2:


I got something she can eat right here! (Gestures with hand)

It is called a TV dinner, and you just microwave it for several minutes.

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monkmith
12/23/21 9:23:23 AM
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hope she likes stew.

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lordofmud
12/23/21 9:32:40 AM
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Excellent. She will find a very hospitable table laid out for her.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/23/21 10:05:23 AM
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I wonder what kind of ritual sacrifice my girlfriend is planning with her family.

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Ryven
12/23/21 10:07:04 AM
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No girlfriend, so AOC invited herself

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monkmith
12/23/21 10:10:03 AM
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Ryven posted...
No girlfriend, so AOC invited herself
some girl on the street, intent on fucking with you, convinced her that she was your GF and that AOC should come over and eat with both of you. AOC will get there, see the lack of GF, and decide you're some type of creeper setting her up; soon enough the cops will be involved.

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UnfairRepresent
12/23/21 10:14:44 AM
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Ryven posted...
No girlfriend, so AOC invited herself
ex girlfriend then

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Returning_CEmen
12/23/21 11:06:00 AM
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I start a tradition of bare feet only in the house on Christmas

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bigblu89
12/23/21 11:09:32 AM
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I'd ask how this wasn't something I knew about in advance, as she's never mentioned knowing AOC in the 20+ years we've been together.

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The_Korey
12/23/21 11:11:37 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
ex girlfriend then

None of those either. Try again.

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UnfairRepresent
12/23/21 11:18:46 AM
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The_Korey posted...
None of those either. Try again.
sister?

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gamer167
12/23/21 11:22:06 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...

What do you do?


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The_Korey
12/23/21 11:23:05 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
sister?

I kan't have a 3 way with a relative

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Ratchetrockon
12/23/21 11:29:14 AM
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Make her lasagne

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shiby with it
12/23/21 11:31:37 AM
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She's bringing her own meal. No socialism in this house.

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monkmith
12/23/21 1:35:19 PM
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shiby with it posted...
She's bringing her own meal. No socialism in this house.
ok i'm making that a rule for christmas dinner, bring your own food no free meals!

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K181
12/23/21 1:37:34 PM
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I'd be worried, as my wife is also conservative so I'd assume she'd have some troll move on her hands.

But whatever, she's just a lib from a far left district. Aside from occasional air-headedness, she hasn't done anything really overly objectionable to me other than wanting to tax my income bracket at a significantly higher rate that has no chance of passing.

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yemmy
12/23/21 1:41:09 PM
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(_)*(_)

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Mistere Man
12/23/21 1:58:07 PM
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yemmy posted...
(_)*(_)
What does a magic girl anime character with a star between their closed eyes while they listen to their inner cowboy have to do with anything?

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UnfairRepresent
12/24/21 2:45:41 PM
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K181 posted...
I'd be worried, as my wife is also conservative
I'm so sorry

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UnfairRepresent
12/25/21 4:52:24 AM
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Hope you and AOC have a great Christmas

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YugiNoob
12/25/21 6:31:07 AM
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Enjoy a nice meal. I don't agree with her politics, but as long as she's not causing trouble, I'm not going to be a bad host.

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rexcrk
12/25/21 6:39:48 AM
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Thank you

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UnfairRepresent
12/25/21 10:29:46 AM
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monkmith posted...
ok i'm making that a rule for christmas dinner, bring your own food no free meals!
potluck?

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Slayer_22
12/25/21 10:35:00 AM
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No inverse to male if you're so inclined?

Fake UnfairRepresent topic.

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