Current Events > When I was 7, I cried because my cousin said my brother was his favorite cousin

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This was back when my brother, first (as in literal first) cousin, and I were the only children of our generation of the family.

We were playing and my brother asked him who was his favorite cousin. Without skipping a beat he said "you are!". Didn't even need to think.

I cried and told on him to my aunt and uncle. He got in trouble.

I don't think that helped.

I'm pretty sure they've both forgotten about that but I still think about it from time to time. I see it as funny now.

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When I was 6 or 7 I cried because I couldn't find the dinosaur shorts I was wearing :(

When I was maybe 3 I was pretending to feed nilla wafers to a toy mechanical dog I had and one actually slipped into its mouth and fell into the toy and I thought the dog actually ate my cookie so I started crying and told on the dog to my mom :/

I think the dog got in trouble.

When I was between 3-5, I was taken to see Santa with my sister and younger cousin. When it was my turn to sit on Santa's lap, I cried. Because I knew that Santa was an imposter. >_>

one time when i was like 5 i asked my dad if he likes sneezing. i forget what he said, but he said something really sarcastic and i took that to mean he hated me for liking to sneeze and i started balling lmao.

AmericaTheBrave posted...

I cried and told on him to my aunt and uncle. He got in trouble.

This is why we all prefer your brother, tbh.

When I was a kid my cousin asked who was his favorite cousin. I told him "you are" and his brother went screaming and crying. But tbh they were both goobers I only hung out with because I was forced to

6cc posted...

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Cousins are overrated

What a riveting tale there ole chap, very interesting.

When I was around that age I was getting oral sex from a cousin.

Yeah, kind of a weird childhood.

Hornswoggled posted...

When I was around that age I was getting oral sex from a cousin.

Yeah, kind of a weird childhood.

Um...what.

That's not a weird childhood. You were molested.

@Hornswoggled

when I was about 5 or 6, I was watching NOVA on PBS, and it said something about how the earth or sun would one day die.

I freaked out and started crying, because even though I understood death to an extent, I thought that the earth and sun would be here always.

AmericaTheBrave posted...

Um...what.

That's not a weird childhood. You were molested.

@Hornswoggled

She was the same age as me.

How do you look back on past events like that and find them funny? Whenever I look back on events like that it ruins my day and I lose sleep