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NeonOctopus
04/24/22 5:51:51 PM
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I was at a museum and I'm hanging by the gift shop and this portly fellow waddles in. But his face was red and he was breathing heavily, and he kept leaning on knees every few steps. So I'm thinking "Is this guy gonna have a heart attack or something? >_> (cuz he's fat)"

Well.... he walked past me and when he started leaning on his knees again, I saw shit smeared all over the crack of his shorts >_> But the funny thing is, when he stood back up again, the shorts wedgied into his butt crack and hid the stain perfectly! It's only when he leaned forward was when his dirty secret was exposed!!

But....this guy kept shopping and looking at shit (not shit shit, merchandise >_>). The bathroom was 20 feet behind him but he didn't go over to it. He just kept going Kaio Ken x20 and holding his shit in while looking at shit in the gift shop. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

So how was your shitty day CE?

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Pitlord_Special
04/24/22 5:57:19 PM
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Some people don't wipe(or otherwise clean themselves) after taking a shit and just throw their pants/underwear back on.

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NeonOctopus
04/24/22 5:58:05 PM
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Pitlord_Special posted...
Some people don't wipe(or otherwise clean themselves) after taking a shit and just throw their pants/underwear back on.


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ultimate reaver
04/24/22 6:03:24 PM
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but was he HOT?

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NeonOctopus
04/24/22 6:04:13 PM
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ultimate reaver posted...
but was he HOT?
nope

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modena
04/24/22 6:06:50 PM
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Saw a dude in Walmart trying to run towards the restroom in the back. Older guy wearing white shorts with a brown soaked stain running down the back lol.

He just grabbed some boxers and shorts off the racks. Don't blame him.

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SageHarpuia
04/24/22 6:07:58 PM
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ultimate reaver posted...
but was he HOT?
probably hot under the collar
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Kitt
04/24/22 6:09:04 PM
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I wish I could go back in time and stop myself from reading this topic.

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NeonOctopus
04/24/22 6:10:56 PM
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Kitt posted...
I wish I could go back in time and stop myself from reading this topic.
Why? lol

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NeonOctopus
04/24/22 7:53:43 PM
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bump

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NeonOctopus
04/25/22 7:45:06 AM
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>_>

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Cheater87
04/25/22 7:47:26 AM
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When I worked at a grocery store, a senior crapped himself in the checkout line, I had to clean it up but got 20 bucks to do it.

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PerseusRad
04/25/22 7:49:33 AM
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What was the museum about

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Nukazie
04/25/22 7:55:59 AM
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pics?

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NeonOctopus
04/25/22 1:29:02 PM
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Cheater87 posted...
When I worked at a grocery store, a senior crapped himself in the checkout line, I had to clean it up but got 20 bucks to do it.
I'd clean up shit for $20. I deal with shitty patients for free now >_>

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