Current Events > I don't get why people are embarrassed to buy condoms at a store >_>

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You're basically saying to the cashier "Yeah that's right! I'm gonna use these for FUCKING! What the FUCK are you gonna do about it, bitch!?"

Can't think of anything more alpha than that

When I was a cashier in my teens, I never cared when people bought condoms because I was bored and hated my job, just like all cashiers. Except one time, this guy in his 20s came in. He looked left dramatically. He looked right dramatically. Then, he pivoted on his heel to face the cash register, gave a snapping double finger guns, clicked his tongue and said "Hey, where's your condoms?"

That guy could have had just a touch more coyness, perhaps. But I was happy for him.

VanananaHeyHey posted...

When I was a cashier in my teens, I never cared when people bought condoms because I was bored and hated my job, just like all cashiers. Except one time, this guy in his 20s came in. He looked left dramatically. He looked right dramatically. Then, he pivoted on his heel to face the cash register, gave a snapping double finger guns, clicked his tongue and said "Hey, where's your condoms?"

That guy could have had just a touch more coyness, perhaps. But I was happy for him.

lmao, i would've laughed at that. Was he doing that on purpose just for his own amusement or was he serious? >_>

NeonOctopus posted...

You're basically saying to the cashier "Yeah that's right! I'm gonna use these for FUCKING! What the FUCK are you gonna do about it, bitch!?"

Can't think of anything more alpha than that

Theyre perplexed as to what you will be doing with them.

Because if I buy the small condoms they'll judge my dick size and you know how we are about dick sizes on this websight lately.

Only time I felt awkward was buying lube alongside my bf and the cashier was like a 60 year old woman.

A few thousand years of society shaming people for having sex for pleasure will do that to a person.

Xavier_On_High posted...

A few thousand years of society shaming people for having sex for pleasure will do that to a person.

I haven't been alive that long tho, so it doesn't matter to me >_>

NeonOctopus posted...

lmao, i would've laughed at that. Was he doing that on purpose just for his own amusement or was he serious? >_>

He bought the condoms and sashayed out gleefully, so I assume he was serious. I didn't laugh until he left, though I'm sure I made some sort of "wha~!" noise involuntarily when he first asked. It's hard to explain, but it wasn't really cringey at all. It was so charismatic, like ultra-charismatic, that I just thought it was funny/nice/cute/strange.

Because I don't know what is worse: The cute girl at the register laughing at my small condoms or the guy nodding and acknowledging the pain.

https://youtu.be/G-mK62LJ9zg

lol I need to watch the Tom Green Show

NeonOctopus posted...

lol I need to watch the Tom Green Show

i watched it as a kid, but I'm afraid to watch old clips because it might be cringe now. It's pretty peak early 2000s lol

You can just buy them online so I never got that issue especially since they are often cheaper online.

I just buy them from Amazon, LOL

lol i work at a pharmacy 3 min from a college, they pop in and ask where the condoms are often. but nothing will beat this older, 50s or 60s guy who occasionally strolls in with bald head and leather jacket. dude routinely buys lube and like 2-3 strange sexual enhancement pills, bro is armed to the teeth to fuck and never seems embarrassed about it

Because theyre gonna imagine what youre like naked and what it would be like having sex with an ugly freak and get repulsed and laugh about it to their friends after work