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Touch
05/16/22 10:59:30 PM
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https://youtu.be/FhzGQ0iojqE

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Proto_Spark
05/16/22 11:03:08 PM
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Epic Battle Simulator got HD.

Surprised Zombies won. How would they even get into a tank without the tank guys royally screwing up?
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The_Creep_2020
05/16/22 11:04:52 PM
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Cool and all, but wtf is a zombie going to do to a tank?

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JuanCarlos1
05/16/22 11:09:05 PM
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Zombies are too fast

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Questionmarktarius
05/16/22 11:12:16 PM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
Cool and all, but wtf is a zombie going to do to a tank?
Apparently, they just sorta pop like bubbles somehow.

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Ratchetrockon
05/16/22 11:13:32 PM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
Cool and all, but wtf is a zombie going to do to a tank?

Just wait for the people inside tank to starve or dehydrate. Im guessing tanks run out of fuel and ammo before they can clear out 3m zombies lol.

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Questionmarktarius
05/16/22 11:18:17 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Im guessing tanks run out of fuel and ammo before they can clear out 3m zombies lol.
The way the zombies are arranged, better to just take of driving straight ahead. At most, you'll have to deal with 750000 zombies that way.
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Tyranthraxus
05/16/22 11:19:51 PM
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The tanks also just kind of disappear after being hit by enough zombies. It's questionable at best. Tanks should have won.

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XxKrazyChaosxX
05/16/22 11:22:17 PM
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That was better than Game of Thrones.

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Returning_CEmen
05/16/22 11:31:46 PM
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Zombies charging into battle like Achilles and the Myrmidons

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Ratchetrockon
05/16/22 11:31:48 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
The way the zombies are arranged, better to just take of driving straight ahead. At most, you'll have to deal with 750000 zombies that way.

tanks would prob get stuck tbh like they do with mud (at least the older tanks idk about modern)

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haloiscoolisbak
05/16/22 11:34:20 PM
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How are the zombies opening the hatch

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Questionmarktarius
05/16/22 11:36:42 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
tanks would prob get stuck tbh like they do with mud (at least the older tanks idk about modern)
Shermans tended to do reasonably well in mud. Probably even better if there's plenty of ribs and skulls for traction.
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buddhamonster
05/16/22 11:36:42 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Just wait for the people inside tank to starve or dehydrate. Im guessing tanks run out of fuel and ammo before they can clear out 3m zombies lol.
A Sherman tank could carry about 70 cannon shells and about 7000 bullets for its machine guns.

Thats 70,000 cannon shells and 7,000,000 machine gun rounds dispersed between 1000 death machines that the zombies can not harm due to the armor, can travel significantly faster then zombies, and even without weapons, can still run zombies over with ease.

I honestly think the tanks have an extremely good chance of winning.


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modena
05/16/22 11:37:14 PM
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If all real world problems exist I know for a fact most of the tanks we had would of overheated by being smothered by bodies.

Then you have piles of bone and blood getting into the tracks,loosening them up. After a few hours of that your a sitting duck.

The driving in a straight line away would save the most people towards the end, that post #8 said.

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Zaltera
05/17/22 12:26:16 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Just wait for the people inside tank to starve or dehydrate. Im guessing tanks run out of fuel and ammo before they can clear out 3m zombies lol.

I mean, aside from the main guns that have 70-100 rounds each, they're packing a few machine guns and five SMGs and five pistols each along with a dozen hand grenades. I would expect these thousand tanks to be carrying more than two bullets per zombie, many of which can potentially kill multiple zombies with a single round. Even if they run out of ammo, they weigh like 70,000 pounds and can just drive over them for 100 or so miles.

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Touch
05/17/22 12:56:49 AM
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Okay this one is really fucking cool and ridiculous. 100 archers with 6mil RPM full auto vs 1 million Romans

https://youtu.be/bfz__N7EzIw

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KamenRiderBlade
05/17/22 1:23:07 AM
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Shouldn't the Tanks just move foreward and run over all the Zombies?

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