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voldothegr8
06/02/22 3:02:45 PM
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https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/weird/endangered-bees-are-fish-california/67-b0d333ec-b7ef-4b39-becf-4e34efbab79d

SACRAMENTO, Calif. Youve seen bumblebees buzzing by, collecting pollen from flowers to make honey. But, have you ever seen one underwater?

Probably not. However, a California appeals court says they dont have to be underwater to be legally considered fish in the state.

The ruling comes after a legal dispute that started in 2019 between the California Fish and Game Commission and major agricultural groups. The Commission wanted to list four species of bumblebees as endangered species. Those species are the Crotch, Franklin, Suckley, and Western bumblebees.

Their reason for listing bees under fish? The Commission says bees are invertebrates, falling under the California Endangered Species Acts (CESA) definition of fish. But, agricultural groups that include almond, citrus, and cotton growers disagree, calling it a violation of CESA.

During the first trial in 2020, the court ruled in favor of these agricultural groups, finding CESA doesnt protect all invertebrates. After the ruling, the Commission took bumblebees off the list and appealed the courts decision.

Now, the Court of Appeal of the State of Californias Third Appellate District has reversed the decision, disagreeing with the original ruling about CESAs definition of a fish.

We next consider whether the Commissions authority is limited to listing only aquatic invertebrates. We conclude the answer is, no, the ruling reads.

The appeals court concluded CESAS definition of fish is a term of art, and isnt limited to aquatic species. It goes on to say the Commission may list any invertebrate as an endangered or threatened species.

The court also noted animals like frogs fall under CESAs definition of fish, as it includes amphibians.

This is a strange one

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Baha05
06/02/22 3:03:32 PM
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Man my State can be stupid sometimes.

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Solar_Crimson
06/02/22 3:04:19 PM
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As dumb as when the government tried to classify pizza as a vegetable.

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theAteam
06/02/22 3:04:44 PM
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Legal gymnastics

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EmbraceOfDeath
06/02/22 3:05:19 PM
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So that's where Bumble Bee Tuna comes from.

Also, good. Fuck the groups wanting to be allowed to kill the bees.

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Zero_Destroyer
06/02/22 3:05:39 PM
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Now biologically speaking, bees are not fish, as the justices at California's Third District Court of Appeal noted in their ruling. Do not expect a Bee Movie/Finding Nemo crossover anytime soon. However, the court decided that bumble bees can be classed as an invertebrate, offering them protection under the California Endangered Species Act.

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TroutPaste
06/02/22 3:07:11 PM
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Fox News just came their pants

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DrizztLink
06/02/22 3:07:16 PM
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...but fish are vertebrates

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Smashingpmkns
06/02/22 3:07:38 PM
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If this is just having to do dumb shit in order to protect bees I think that's fine. Kinda dumb that our government has to do shit like this in order to get shit done though.

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Zeeak4444
06/02/22 3:07:51 PM
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theAteam posted...
Legal gymnastics

this, but also one of the few times its being used for a good cause.

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fhqwhgads
06/02/22 3:08:20 PM
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Crotch and suckley

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Turbam
06/02/22 3:08:23 PM
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It's dumb as fuck, but for a good cause

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Axiom
06/02/22 3:09:08 PM
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If that's what it takes to protect them then cool
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Irony
06/02/22 3:09:20 PM
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Man, California is dumb

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zeppelin4ever42
06/02/22 3:09:59 PM
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Expanded protections for endangered species to all endangered invertebrates.

This is why you should read your own article instead of embarrassing yourself, TC.

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ChocoboMogALT
06/02/22 3:11:39 PM
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So farming companies wanted to use a loophole to kill endangered bees, but California used another loophole to protect them.
Fuck those companies.

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zeppelin4ever42
06/02/22 3:11:55 PM
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ChocoboMogALT posted...
So farming companies wanted to use a loophole to kill endangered bees, but California used another loophole to protect them.
Fuck those companies.
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WaterLink
06/02/22 3:11:56 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
...but fish are vertebrates

That's what I was thinking too while I was reading this. I honestly don't understand the purpose of this

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Ratchetrockon
06/02/22 3:17:59 PM
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cool

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zeppelin4ever42
06/02/22 3:18:04 PM
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WaterLink posted...
That's what I was thinking too while I was reading this. I honestly don't understand the purpose of this
"Fish" term is used for aquatic and marine vertebrates and invertebrates.

Shellfish are not fish, but they are protected by the same laws.

This rules that non aquatic/marine invertebrates can be protected under the same act.

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DrizztLink
06/02/22 3:18:35 PM
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zeppelin4ever42 posted...
"Fish" term is used for aquatic and marine vertebrates and invertebrates.

Shellfish are not fish, but they are protected by the same laws.

This rules that non aquatic/marine invertebrates can be protected under the same act.
Fantastic ruling, weird fucking terminology.

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EricDraven59
06/02/22 3:19:42 PM
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Definitely fake news lol
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Flauros
06/02/22 3:21:15 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dAVxN8bA5To

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I4NRulez
06/02/22 3:21:38 PM
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They are trying to find loopholes to protect bees.

this topic: "HAHA CALIFORNIA SO DUMB BEES NOT FISH"

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zeppelin4ever42
06/02/22 3:22:08 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Fantastic ruling, weird fucking terminology.
Remember that this is rulings based on a build up of cases going back 60 or so years.

Case law is important, though often somewhat convoluted. C'est la vie. Without restarting our entire legal system, we'll have peculiarities like this. But rewriting all US law would be an absolute nightmare.

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s0nicfan
06/02/22 3:23:15 PM
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I4NRulez posted...
They are trying to find loopholes to protect bees.

this topic: "HAHA CALIFORNIA SO DUMB BEES NOT FISH"

California is dumb for being excessively regulated while also apparently not being able to fix problems like this, forcing the courts to go through with increasingly insane conclusions to try and prop up what California as a state just needs to fix via their legislature.

Nobody's laughing because California wants to protect bees. People are laughing because California courts have to declare bees as fish in order to do so because of the way the state is run.

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Zero_Destroyer
06/02/22 3:23:18 PM
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I4NRulez posted...
They are trying to find loopholes to protect bees.

this topic: "HAHA CALIFORNIA SO DUMB BEES NOT FISH"

these people don't seem to grasp that they'd be paying 5$ an item for produce without bees so rip i guess

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DrizztLink
06/02/22 3:23:23 PM
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zeppelin4ever42 posted...
Remember that this is rulings based on a build up of cases going back 60 or so years.

Case law is important, though often somewhat convoluted. C'est la vie. Without restarting our entire legal system, we'll have peculiarities like this. But rewriting all US law would be an absolute nightmare.
I get it now, just...

Like, their spines are right there

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zeppelin4ever42
06/02/22 3:26:18 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I get it now, just...

Like, their spines are right there
Aquatic/marine wildlife that are invertebrates were covered by this before the ruling, like shellfish.

All this is saying is that the law is not limited to water based invertebrates.

Reread the article if you're still confused.

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modena
06/02/22 3:28:14 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
So that's where Bumble Bee Tuna comes from.

I laughed.

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Background_Guy
06/02/22 3:35:39 PM
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I4NRulez posted...
They are trying to find loopholes to protect bees.

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gigageek1500
06/02/22 3:40:33 PM
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Better headline: "Fish" doesn't just have its common meaning in law to protect endangered species

But that's not clickbait

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voldothegr8
06/02/22 3:49:58 PM
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zeppelin4ever42 posted...
Expanded protections for endangered species to all endangered invertebrates.

This is why you should read your own article instead of embarrassing yourself, TC.

I read and pasted the whole thing, what should I be embarrassed about?

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Tyranthraxus
06/02/22 3:54:42 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
This is a strange one

Eh. It's just legal bullshit.

Clams, prawns, crabs, etc aren't fish either but probably covered under this law in some capacity.

The only thing weird here is that a bee isn't even aquatic.

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YoungMutual
06/02/22 3:57:38 PM
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zeppelin4ever42 posted...
This is why you should read your own article instead of embarrassing yourself, TC.
He's a trumper, of course he doesn't know how to read

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Heavy_D_Forever
06/02/22 4:00:43 PM
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Background_Guy posted...
CE famously really hates bees
I mean they are little bastards that sting people so fuck bees

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toreysback
06/02/22 4:04:29 PM
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not the bees!

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prisonerd
06/02/22 4:06:04 PM
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so what kind of bait should i use 2 reel em in then

oh wait they r bait
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zeppelin4ever42
06/02/22 5:01:52 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Clams, prawns, crabs, etc aren't fish either but probably covered under this law in some capacity.

The only thing weird here is that a bee isn't even aquatic.
That's the thing.

The law as interpreted before included land vertebrates, not invertebrates, but included aquatic animals regardless if they were invertebrates and vertebrates.

This ruling just allows for land invertebrates to be covered. Honesly I'm just surprised they needed a ruling on this as opposed to just telling bee killing companies to go fuck themselves.

But this is America, and companies will look for any and every loophole to make a buck, regardless of how much damage it does to the country...

YoungMutual posted...
He's a trumper, of course he doesn't know how to read
Oh, I was wondering why he would post multiple paragraphs proving themself wrong. The picture is coming together...

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zeppelin4ever42
06/02/22 5:04:02 PM
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Heavy_D_Forever posted...
I mean they are little bastards that sting people so fuck bees
China's environmental regulations are so bad they accidentally killed all the bees there.

Now they pay people to use q-tips to hand pollinate plants. Bees might be annoying at times, but they are necessary.

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Trumble
06/02/22 5:06:31 PM
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So, basically, this is just a case of very poor choice of terminology?

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IShall_Run_Amok
06/02/22 5:13:35 PM
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Finding Nemo, but every time California appears on screen, it's The Bee Movie.

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zeppelin4ever42
06/02/22 5:45:28 PM
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Trumble posted...
So, basically, this is just a case of very poor choice of terminology?
It was a joke a judge made that Red Caps took too seriously...

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Garioshi
06/02/22 5:46:12 PM
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Keeping bees alive through whatever methods possible is good actually

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