Poll of the Day > Olive Garden unlimited salad and breadsticks

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You go to olive garden and order unlimited salad and breadsticks. The first serving comes out. You eat it. The second serving comes. You eat that as well. The third serving comes. You're starting to get full, but you eat it cause heck you want to get your money's worth right? Then the fourth serving comes. You start to eat it but stop about a third of the way through cause you're full and you can't eat any more. As the waitress comes to give you a 5th serving, you tell her you won't eat it and that you're ready to pay. She replies "okay" with a smile and goes to get your check, but leaves the 5th serving on your table.

About 10 minutes go buy and the waitress comes out with a 6th serving. You grow a little irritated and tell her that you didn't want any more food, you wanted the check. Again she smiles and says "I'll bring that right out." As she's walking away another waitress comes out with a 7th serving of food. You're stunned at what's happening as you now have nearly 3 full portions of uneaten food. The waitress comes back with an 8th serving and tells you the computers are down, and it might take longer than expected to process the credit card payment. She places the food on top of the food already on the table. The other patrons at the restaurant are now starting to glance at your table with confusion.

Then a 9th serving comes out.

At this point you can't even see the table underneath the food but that doesn't stop the waitress from bringing a 10th serving. You're irate now and demand her bring you your credit card back so you can leave. She says the payment is still processing but she'll go check on it.

She comes back with a 10th serving and tells you the payment is still processing, but if you're going to have to wait if she could bring you some water. You oblige, bewildered at the pile of uneaten salad and breadsticks strewn before you, as the warm scent of garlic fills your nostrils. She comes back with an 11th serving and a glass of water. You drink the water. A 12th serving comes out. At this point the food is piled so high you can't even see across the table anymore. 13th serving. Food starts to fall on the floor. 14th serving. People start to leave the restaurant, confused and a bit frightened at the spectacle.

15.

You start to get up and leave, but the waitress tells you it won't be much longer. "I don't care!" You say, your voice cracking from fear, "just let me get out of here!"

"I'm afraid I cannot do that sir. You must finish the unlimited salad and breadsticks you ordered."

At this point, 30 servings lay on and around your table. A conveyor of waiters are stacking up servings one by one at the tables surrounding you. Kitchen production has reached 1 serving every four seconds. After 100 servings have been brought out you try to make a break for the door, but you slip on a greasy breadstick and fall face first onto the floor.

"Oh can I help you sir?" A worried voice asks. You look up. It's the waitress. "Please, just let me go. I'll do anything, please!"

She smiles and replies "Oh sir, you chose your fate already, and it only cost you $6.99."

You begin to cry. You crawl to the door. It's locked.

250 servings.

You begin to wet yourself. You pray, hoping for a miracle.

428 servings.

Breadsticks are now shooting out of the kitchen like bullets from a submachine gun. All the waiters and waitresses have gotten on their knees and formed a circle, citing the Olive Garden code of conduct as smoke billows from the floor within. Salad dressing starts to fall from the ceiling. You begin to suffocate from the lettuce blocking your nasal passages

2564 servings.

You accept your fate. Power comes in and out, a lightning storm forms outside. There are so many breadsticks in the restaurant that you are unable to see any light. The door breaks open and food begins to pour out at the speed of sound. The road in front of the restaurant gets covered in slippery lettuce and salad dressing, causing a multi car pile up.

6591 servings.

The earth begins to tremble. There is a power blackout.

15477 servings.

Nothing can stop the cataclysm.

61899 servings.

422455 servings

10174592 servings.

The earth begins to split. Volcanic magma makes its way to the surface. The olive garden emoloyees have summoned Cthulhu. He sets fire to the continent. Salad and breadsticks completely cover the earth. Oxygen supply is cut off. Sunlight is nonexistent. You're already dead. The unlimited salad and breadsticks continue to multiply, increasing the mass of the earth to unsustainable levels. Earth collapses into itself, causing a supernova the likes of which have never happened before.

Silence.

I just want mothman to eat my ass

god fucking dammit why does bread have to be carb city

i love olive garden breadsticks

legit i could just have those for the meal

uorvnd

Zareth posted...

I just want mothman to eat my ass

Go to Dennys

I wanted zuppa

if unlimited breadsticks came with, like, $30 marinara... it'd still be a good deal

olive garden breadsticks arent very good imo. Ive only been once and they tasted stale and bland. idk

cheddar bay biscuits on the other hand oh man

That bread they bring you at Texas Roadhouse is legit

Lokarin posted...

if unlimited breadsticks came with, like, $30 marinara... it'd still be a good deal

you can just

bring your own sauce

Adam_Savage posted...

you can just

bring your own sauce

you can't bring outside food into a restaurant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who tf says you can't bring outside food into a place

that's it for if someone brought the whole ass McDonald's menu into a place and then just ordered a water and ate there

nurse posted...

who tf says you can't bring outside food into a place

almost every restaurant in the universe

https://www.dailydot.com/irl/never-ending-soup-salad-olive-garden/

Some chick actually got fired over this

pionear posted...

fired

I mean, isn't speaking ill of one's place of employment over social media usually against employee policy anyway?

*Goes to Olive Garden*

*Sees that a plate of spaghetti costs $22 to cover the cost of free breadsticks*

*Leaves Olive Garden*

The Olive Garden near me is a fowl place

I read this thread and I was satisfied.

The only time I've ever been to an Olive Garden they had a power outage. They gave us the meal for free.

Mensis posted...

The Olive Garden near me is a fowl place

sounds like its for the birds

I will pray endless breadsticks and salad do not end all of existence.

of course, I didn't mean just 'overpriced' marinara... I meant a marinara so good that's it's WORTH $30

This sounds like a vegetarians apocalypse.

pionear posted...

https://www.dailydot.com/irl/never-ending-soup-salad-olive-garden/

Some chick actually got fired over this

She got fired for making a video about Olive Garden, not the deal in particular.